Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Darranvps on April 01, 2010, 11:18:18 am
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I am wondering what you all think is todays best April Fools Joke,
Could it be the guy who posted a Topic - Help Needed?
He recieved lots of e-mails from lots of you. Sorry for the ones who phoned, it was hard for me to keep from laughing.
I hope all of you that responded take this as a light hearted joke 8) as it was intended as only a bit of fun.
However all of you that responded I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and hopefully one day, If I ever get such a contract I will DEFINATELY give you a call.
Keep smiling
Darran - Purple Rhino
Happy April fool's day!
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OOH youre gonna be popular!! :o ;D
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I know ;D
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I also like the " Super Lite Resin" one ???
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Hi Darran,
I think yours is the best with regards to hooking the most. ;D
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My INBOX is full 8) I never had so many e-mails!
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is the web site for real mate or set up for the scam?
its a nice site....
i didnt email thankfully :) seemed a bit sussed £500 a site and not doing them yourself, plus why would you tell them the price lol
well done
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Website is real as well as crazy name ;D
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its smart
id like mine like that
who did yours?
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lol good one ;D
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I have 29 e-mails so far :o
Web Creation built the site, just type in web creation in google and they will come up. Mention my name and you will get more vouchers for google advertising etc
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They're still e-mailing me, I am up to 31 now! :o
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They're still e-mailing me, I am up to 31 now! :o
Maybe you should pack a suit case and book a flight somewhere remote before they come knocking ;D ;D
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cookie u busy m8
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cookie u busy m8
No not really,works right up to date what about you bro ?
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They're still e-mailing me, I am up to 31 now! :o
Maybe you should pack a suit case and book a flight somewhere remote before they come knocking ;D ;D
Well he lives within about 5 miles of me I think looking at that telephone code. I did wonder if it was an April Fool and even mentioned the possibility in my email. There was enough doubt not to directly accuse though :) . If I had looked at the website more closely it would have been clearer :) .
Are you in Copthorne then Darran? I have some custies out that way.
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cookie u busy m8
No not really,works right up to date what about you bro ?
all up to date ;D
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cookie u busy m8
No not really,works right up to date what about you bro ?
all up to date ;D
I`m just sitting in front of pc stuffing me sen with tea n biccys ;D ;D
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Back to the subject of the best April Fools joke, I saw an article in today's Independent. It was discussing the plans for building a smaller version of the Hedron Collider in a tube tunnel next to the Circle Line. I was more awake by the time I read it though :)
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Yes I am in Copthorne
bags are packed and I'm ready to fly..............
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I have a total so far of 35 e-mails asking for work, and another 2 who sussed me 8)
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Isa a cumming ta get ya :)
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Yes I did like Golds :o
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Darran, how about linking up with Gardiners for that big contract of yours? These big firms like to show how "green" they are and if they have a window cleaning contractor who's serious about reducing water weight and transport costs they can boast to all their clients.
Is it a supermarket chain, by the way? If Gardiners make a drinkable (potable) version then reducing weight in all those mineral water bottles they sell would reduce their transport costs by a third by this time next year.
In fact if it was Morrison's then they could ditch their lorries and call themselves Van Morrison. What do you think? Perhaps they could launch a new drink and call it Green Rhino ...
Do they have chemists in-house like they do at ASDA? They could offer it's prostate protection properties in a Cranberry Juice mix.
Tosh would buy it. He's pretty green.
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I would rather sub out to you guys 8)
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I would rather sub out to you guys 8)
You're too kind - it is tempting; because if my 400L becomes 500L due to SLR resin then that would give me extra capacity to do your work, Spearmint.
But for you, selling mineral water would be a complete new sideline and not affect your wonderful relationship with other forum members - why don't you go for it?
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Been there done that got the T shirt many many years ago ;D
And i'm talking about the Mineral water!
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Mine went down like a lead balloon. He still doesn`t know I was joking on the "How Much Will We Get" thread by Lee02.
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Got to be this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctmaaL0okWM
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Got to be this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctmaaL0okWM
Love it! All we need now is a version to translate what Bumper says! ;D
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Tosh would buy it. He's pretty green.
Having slanty eyes, I've been called 'yellow' a few times, but never green! ;)