Clean It Up

UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: derek west on April 01, 2010, 09:26:39 am

Title: i'm selling up
Post by: derek west on April 01, 2010, 09:26:39 am

for sale

08 traffic van VL mileage
boxer 421
200 ft pipe
rx20
sx12
bowser twin axle trailer unit
extras as long as my arm.

comes complete with assistant on minimum wage

3 x websites

this business is wanting nothing

just been offered a job i can't refuse so everything must go.

offers under £5000 will not be taken seriously.

thanks

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: from edge2edge on April 01, 2010, 09:28:42 am

Ist of April before noon

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: derek west on April 01, 2010, 09:32:08 am

well done al, delete your post and make me an offer

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: from edge2edge on April 01, 2010, 09:59:04 am

Morning Derek cant believe you would be selling up though as you seem very sold on being a self employed carpet cleaner   Alan

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: richy27 on April 01, 2010, 10:01:58 am

may i have the rx

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: adimarsh on April 01, 2010, 10:13:08 am

As it's April 1st I'll join in and offer 2s 6d (old money for those who can remember).

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: garry22 on April 01, 2010, 10:33:33 am

Glad it's a wind up Derek.

You'd be a great loss ,

Garry

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: Dennis on April 01, 2010, 11:55:54 am

Bugger - best news all year and it's a wind up!!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
















Still before 12  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: richie on April 01, 2010, 02:01:10 pm

give me your phone number derek, will buy it off you.

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: Dennis on April 01, 2010, 02:46:25 pm

Blazer XL for 99p Richie? - not April fool.  ;D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BLAZER-XL-TRUCK-MOUNTED-STEAM-CLEANING-MACHINE_W0QQitemZ270556373700

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: derek west on April 01, 2010, 05:01:41 pm

Quote from: garry22 on April 01, 2010, 10:33:33 am

Glad it's a wind up Derek.

You'd be a great loss ,

Garry

cheers garry mate, made my day.


and yes its an april fools so can people stop ringing with offers which are now up to £100,000 ;D

Title: Re: i'm selling up
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 01, 2010, 05:54:27 pm

I wanted the helper!

Shaun