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Title: Help Needed
Post by: Darranvps on April 01, 2010, 07:26:14 am

Hi
I have just gained a multinational contract with over 200 sites, I cannot manage them all.
The average value of each job is approx £500 per monthly clean, and must be cleaned with WFP
If anyone is interested please visit my website www.purple-rhino.co.uk and submit your details through the contact page, stating clearly your business name and areas covered (Please keep to say within 30 miles of your business address). Payment terms are within 28 days of me recieving your invoice.
If I have one close to you, you can do the job, this is on a first come first served basis.
Thanks for your help.

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Window Washers on April 01, 2010, 07:42:16 am

have emailed my contact details to you.  ;)

Ian

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Smudger on April 01, 2010, 07:52:15 am

email for you


Smudger

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 01, 2010, 08:20:35 am

I.ve contacted you too.  It looks like you are based fairly close to me so not sure if you would be covering the areas I've mentioned yourself.

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: karygate on April 01, 2010, 08:26:49 am

i,ve sent you info thanks

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Post by: bravo20 on April 01, 2010, 08:29:44 am

Hi

Details sent.

Thanks

John

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Post by: MikeyL on April 01, 2010, 08:43:35 am

Sent details
Cheers
Mike

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Post by: Alun Whyte on April 01, 2010, 09:13:42 am

Sent details thanks

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Post by: roundbuilder on April 01, 2010, 09:20:43 am

from london. email sent

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Post by: sunshine windows on April 01, 2010, 09:33:02 am

Hi Darren,

Have sent contact details and location.

Regards,
Lance

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: paul saunders on April 01, 2010, 03:06:14 pm

 ;D SUCKERS ;D

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: clean on April 01, 2010, 03:11:04 pm

OH MY GOD i have only just read this post and boy oh boy are you in for it i` would defo pack a suit case and do one because if you don`t and are brave enough to stay then i hope you are a light sleeper  ;D  ;D  ;D  LMAO

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Darran Smith on April 01, 2010, 03:19:36 pm

I'm already packed  ;D

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 01, 2010, 03:40:30 pm

Quote from: YWCS on April 01, 2010, 03:37:33 pm

I'll do Yorkshire  ;)

I'll do Copthorne  ;D

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Martin ccs on April 01, 2010, 03:44:04 pm

ill do the windows for you on the moon - by the time everyone realises this is a april fools joke there will be jobs going on the moon, so im in first. ;D

may need to get a different vehicle - wonder what size tank i could get for a space shuttle?

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Darran Smith on April 01, 2010, 03:46:01 pm

Sorry somebody already cleans the ones on the moon ;D

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Paul Coleman on April 01, 2010, 03:52:01 pm

Quote from: Martin ccs on April 01, 2010, 03:44:04 pm

ill do the windows for you on the moon - by the time everyone realises this is a april fools joke there will be jobs going on the moon, so im in first. ;D

may need to get a different vehicle - wonder what size tank i could get for a space shuttle?

A pretty large tank I would imagine.  The space between the moon and earth is zero gravity so the water weighs nothing.  Even on the moon the water will weigh one sixth of what it normally weighs.  You will have to use a split charge relay though because there's nowhere to plug in to recharge.

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Darran Smith on April 01, 2010, 03:55:37 pm

I was told he has solar panells on the roof of his shuttle

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Darran Smith on April 01, 2010, 04:02:02 pm

David Pitts Window Cleaning just replied! Amazing
keep em coming boys I have 200 sites to clean and I need em doing next week!

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Post by: wfp master on April 01, 2010, 04:34:43 pm

fools  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: davidpitts on April 01, 2010, 04:49:49 pm

I was always lead to belive that after 12o'clock your an April fool yourself  ;D

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Darran Smith on April 01, 2010, 05:07:51 pm

That's right ;D

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: davidpitts on April 01, 2010, 05:13:40 pm

 :-[

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Darranvps on April 01, 2010, 06:48:47 pm

Well its goodbye from me for the day.
I ended up with 43 e-mails, which I thought was amazing.
Definately the best April fools joke I ever played ;D
Have a great day guys, I'm off to get ped!