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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: garyfindlay on March 03, 2010, 09:40:42 pm

Title: Good startup machine
Post by: garyfindlay on March 03, 2010, 09:40:42 pm
This made me laugh,

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-FORD-ESCORT-55-D-WHITE-CARPET-CLEANING-BUSINESS_W0QQitemZ330409358109QQcmdZ


especially the its not a normal rug doctor, it says professional on it ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: oliver collins on March 03, 2010, 09:59:46 pm
LOL Deep clean my ARSE
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: Andrew Briscoe on March 03, 2010, 11:14:42 pm
I saw that one too,
best bit, leaves carpets 80% dry,
so if you put down say 15 gallon, there is 3 gallon left in.  :o

Andrew
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: Carpet Dawg on March 03, 2010, 11:31:32 pm
How about this dodgy listing:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CARPET-CLEANING-BUSINESS_W0QQitemZ130366595572QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_B_I_Business_for_Sale_CV?hash=item1e5a7461f4

He doesn't even include a machine with his sale! just a van with signing!  says that he rents his machine! ha ha

oh and the seller is "Young Business Person Of The Year"!! god what an idiot!
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: derek west on March 03, 2010, 11:49:47 pm
How about this dodgy listing:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CARPET-CLEANING-BUSINESS_W0QQitemZ130366595572QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_B_I_Business_for_Sale_CV?hash=item1e5a7461f4

He doesn't even include a machine with his sale! just a van with signing!  says that he rents his machine! ha ha

oh and the seller is "Young Business Person Of The Year"!! god what an idiot!
did he mention its got reflective writing on the van.
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: Carpet Dawg on March 04, 2010, 12:00:24 am
ahhh that'll explain it.... that sh*t is expensive.... i'll bid £8,001p  ;D
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: derek west on March 04, 2010, 12:09:14 am
he's only up the road from me, wondered why i was getting more work in crewe than normal ;D
or maybe thats cos i'm higher on google than he is and the fact that his website doesn't work. :o
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: Paul Redden Countryfresh on March 04, 2010, 06:41:06 am
And Sir Neil, didnt think the cleaning machine was an issue!

ooh and don't forget the bargain x reg van with 93k on it  ::)
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: John Kelly on March 04, 2010, 08:12:14 am
Thats got to be the most expensive Scudo van ever. How the hell can you run a cleaning business and not have any equipment.
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: Colin Day on March 04, 2010, 08:15:46 am
Absolutely shocking :o :o :o

I might sell my old Numatic and one of the kids sledge as a carpet cleaning business.... Only 1.2 miles on the sledge.... It's as good as new and at least snow won't be a problem :D

The first ebay link has been on before ??? I think we should "All" enquire and build the idiots hopes up ;D
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: derek west on March 04, 2010, 08:21:32 am
for sale

industrial engineering company.
there is no premises but i can show you where there are a few that are suitable.
no equipment but you can rent all the gear from rent-e-quip
no vehicles but theres a cracking garage down the road.
selling due to ill health, i broke a nail.
price £3,000,000 o.n.o

ive won several awards including best dad and sexiest husband, with proof. (see cups in cupboard, ahem... i mean trophy cabinet)

Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: richy27 on March 04, 2010, 01:24:07 pm
for sale

industrial engineering company.
there is no premises but i can show you where there are a few that are suitable.
no equipment but you can rent all the gear from rent-e-quip
no vehicles but theres a cracking garage down the road.
selling due to ill health, i broke a nail.
price £3,000,000 o.n.o

ive won several awards including best dad and sexiest husband, with proof. (see cups in cupboard, ahem... i mean trophy cabinet)



you crack me up derek

Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: Steve. Taylor on March 04, 2010, 07:10:42 pm
Derek 2.5 mil cash final offer .

     DEAL OR NO DEAL? ;D ;D ;D































PS FORGOT TO MENTION CAN YOU POST :D :P :P
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: derek west on March 04, 2010, 07:57:11 pm
 ;D

ya robbin me.

deal.

empty envolope is on its way, trust me, this time next year you'll be a millionaire..................!
















again. ;D
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: Carpet Dawg on March 04, 2010, 09:12:37 pm
I emailed both plonkers with abuse lol

RugNurse never took the bait but expensive van man did  ;D here's is reply:

"You cant be that busy if you are typing sarcastic comments to me like that, i have put the website on hold due to the amount of work i get from it, plus however you would have made your money back within about 6-7months, please dont insult my intelegence about how much a business is worth iam now 33 yr and have won many awards in the uk etc, so would you please stick to your own business you might make it as succesfull as this one is you but your mine to it."

he he :) all i said was so your selling a carpet cleaning business with no real business or equipment??? is you trippin?

Cheeky git, i'll definitely be retracing my bid!..... really fancied that original Fiat stero too  :'(

Tony
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: richy27 on March 04, 2010, 09:51:39 pm
derek i you do get it mate can i have first refusal on the alloy style hub caps and the sports dash and would chuck i the fluffy dice too. i fancy pimping up my trafic t fit in with all me other homys in the ghetto  EYE
cheers rich
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: derek west on March 04, 2010, 09:59:09 pm
richard
theres only one way to pimp your ride

reflective lettering. you'll win awards with it. ;)
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: richy27 on March 04, 2010, 10:11:11 pm
already hae it del   goin to get a big strip neon setup net week for teh under carriage
Title: Re: Good startup machine
Post by: derek west on March 04, 2010, 11:05:54 pm
under carriage?

we are still talking about vehicles arnt we rich?  ;D