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Title: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: Marc's on the Glass, LLC on July 07, 2005, 12:07:20 am

95% of my work is commercial.  I do some residential. 

Every day, I hear the same expression (or some slight variation)... "How about you come over to my house when you're finished". 

This is always meant as humorous, but I hear it 5 times a day.  What are some good retorts I can make?  Suggestions???  Remember, I hear this from all types, mostly women, young and old.  Maybe even an expression I can make to sell them.

Be creative

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: gaza on July 07, 2005, 06:52:15 am

come on over to my house [were aving a party]burst out in that classic Drifters song. should raise a few eyebrows if you singing is like mine ,

 GAZA

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: Davindo Cleana on July 07, 2005, 05:51:41 pm

Firstly you must determine whether anyone else hears these voices; if not, you may need to get help.
If you are getting a plethora of invitations on an almost daily basis, congratulations are in order ;)

I would pick out the best ones and invite them to form a sort of harem, where they could help you relax after a hard days work - bring a few of the old biddies too as they make excellent tea, and will provide musical accompaniment of a Daniel O'Donnell sort ;D

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: Sir Squeaky on July 07, 2005, 06:42:41 pm

Barmy, the lot of you. ???

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: williamx on July 07, 2005, 07:23:15 pm

Can I bring my extenable pole with me ;D ;D

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: Mike_G on July 07, 2005, 10:32:51 pm

williamx- good one

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: liscannor on July 08, 2005, 07:11:25 pm

I only do soap N suds between 9 and 5

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: windows_chepstow on July 08, 2005, 08:42:25 pm

It rarely happens to me!  Probably because I'm ugly! :'(

I've had a few customers flirt with me though; but I don't trust these types.  Anyone that flirts with me must be dodgy, mentally retarded or Welsh.  I have nothing to do with them.

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: rosskesava on July 08, 2005, 08:48:38 pm

Quote

I've had a few customers flirt with me

Did they have a white stick by any chance?  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Any Good Come-backs???
Post by: Marc's on the Glass, LLC on July 09, 2005, 10:08:45 pm

Liscannor...Good one!

Chepstow... Maybe it's the outfit?

What about:  Did you mean for window cleaning?