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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Tim82 on February 15, 2010, 10:27:06 am

Title: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Tim82 on February 15, 2010, 10:27:06 am
 I finished work the other day and was sat watching tv when I got a random text message from an unknown number.

 It said: "Look it marked windows again sorry but single parent but cant pay sorry".

 So I texted back and said "Hello who is this please". Some time later the reply said "sorry dippy blonde on ***** ave" (I blanked out the street name there).

So I sighed and sent another reply. "Which number please?". Again, some time later I get a reply which says: "14 and apparently at size 8 and 34d you should be doing windows for free but just secretary at end of day"(!!!!???)

 Now the strange thing is I had put a note through one of the houses on that street that has owed me 4 cleans for several months, but I don't even do number 14!! What a weirdo.

That's the first text like that I've had from a customer! I'm surprised I haven't attracted more weirdos!
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: paul saunders on February 15, 2010, 11:19:31 am
Me too.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: krave on February 15, 2010, 12:32:18 pm
Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean.  ;D
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Tim82 on February 15, 2010, 04:49:36 pm
Me too.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheeky git!! ;]
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Tim82 on February 15, 2010, 04:52:47 pm
Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean.  ;D

Well, for one, if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's definitely underestimated her size! And two, I think my wife might have summin to say about that!!
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Sir Squeaky on February 15, 2010, 05:32:36 pm
I'll take it off your hands. ;D
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Jack Wallace on February 15, 2010, 05:40:25 pm
I got a text of a girl who got the number from my van a few weks back. By the end the night I was getting some very rude pictures too.
I thought it was great till the pictures arrived. she was about 15 stone ha ha.
I deleted the number pretty quick after that.

Who says advertising dont work  ;)
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Spruce on February 15, 2010, 05:57:19 pm
I would be careful about sending Flirty text messages - my own experience is that they can get you into big trouble!
Ashley Cole
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Post by: Sean Dyer on February 15, 2010, 06:07:42 pm
lol i know

john terry

:)
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Post by: david watts on February 15, 2010, 08:03:00 pm
could be a trap  ;)
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: mark dew on February 15, 2010, 08:10:45 pm
Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean.  ;D

Well, for one, if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's definitely underestimated her size! And two, I think my wife might have summin to say about that!!

Yeah she might be 38e.  No point telling the wife yet. Not till you've checked out the other option.  ;D

Apart from that, why don't you try and sell the job. It's gotta be worth more than 2 cleans. Raffle the address on here. While i just go and check how much diesel i got in the van.  ;D
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: stfc on February 15, 2010, 08:34:23 pm
i did a front page advert once,and got a totally filth msg,cant put it on here but you cud imagine.
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Tim82 on February 15, 2010, 08:41:51 pm
Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean.  ;D

Well, for one, if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's definitely underestimated her size! And two, I think my wife might have summin to say about that!!

Yeah she might be 38e.  No point telling the wife yet. Not till you've checked out the other option.  ;D

Apart from that, why don't you try and sell the job. It's gotta be worth more than 2 cleans. Raffle the address on here. While i just go and check how much diesel i got in the van.  ;D

No I mean she's a lot more than size 8!
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Spruce on February 15, 2010, 08:45:37 pm
Hey, maybe it is the wife trying to catch you out!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: G Griffin on February 15, 2010, 08:46:45 pm
Sounds to me like your in there for a free window clean.  ;D

Well, for one, if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's definitely underestimated her size! And two, I think my wife might have summin to say about that!!

Yeah she might be 38e.  No point telling the wife yet. Not till you've checked out the other option.  ;D

Apart from that, why don't you try and sell the job. It's gotta be worth more than 2 cleans. Raffle the address on here. While i just go and check how much diesel i got in the van.  ;D

No I mean she's a lot more than size 8!
Big feet then  :-\
Title: Re: Flirty/weird customer texts
Post by: Tim82 on February 17, 2010, 05:18:59 pm
lol