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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: The Jester of Wibbly on January 12, 2010, 07:46:43 pm

Title: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on January 12, 2010, 07:46:43 pm

Do you have any ????

It's that time of the year to come clean and and get it off your chest !
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: gewindows on January 12, 2010, 07:47:56 pm
Yea I missed a bathroom window once but still charged her.

Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: andyatkinson on January 12, 2010, 07:49:52 pm
i wee'd in the snow :)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: gewindows on January 12, 2010, 07:50:43 pm
Yea, but did you charge her?  ;)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: stephen s on January 12, 2010, 07:50:54 pm
one lady made me a nice cup of earl gray and asked if I took suger,  I said yes please just one,   but when she went to fetch the milk I put a second spoonful in


she still gives me a strange look even today  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: Pureandclean on January 12, 2010, 08:38:36 pm
When customers make me a cup of tea, I only drink half of it, and then pour the other half down the drain. :-X :o
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: ccmids on January 12, 2010, 08:45:46 pm
i know of a cleaner having a brad pitt in the bushes and got cought
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: Simon@ Clearview contractors on January 12, 2010, 09:01:46 pm
i know of a cleaner having a brad pitt in the bushes and got cought

 :o :o :o :o

HAHAHA! :-*
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: ccmids on January 12, 2010, 09:09:54 pm
custy called me 2/3 years ago , she sacked him and called me , swear to god that s what she told me :)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: Londoner on January 12, 2010, 09:33:49 pm
I have nearly been caught taking a leak several times. Its murder right now, the steam is a dead give away.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: Rob.Hall on January 12, 2010, 10:06:35 pm
lol Vince!
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: s.hughes on January 12, 2010, 10:10:20 pm
I was desperate one time and could tell the  custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: ccmids on January 12, 2010, 10:12:50 pm
 :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: Handyman Window Cleaning Services on January 12, 2010, 10:23:50 pm
one lady made me a nice cup of earl gray and asked if I took suger,  I said yes please just one,   but when she went to fetch the milk I put a second spoonful in


she still gives me a strange look even today  ;D ;D ;D

milk in earl gray  ???     was that a distarction so you could get more sugur  ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: GBWWFC on January 12, 2010, 10:55:25 pm
I was desperate one time and could tell the  custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.

superb.... pmsl
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: jeff1 on January 12, 2010, 11:35:03 pm
I was desperate one time and could tell the  custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.
Mine was worse than that  :o
Got Caught short, so I popped behind the shed for a leak, the gentleman that I am (shut up you lot lol) I faced the hedge and began to have a pee, next thing I knew I was flung backwards against the shed with a bang, I'd only just pee's onto an electric cattle fence  :'(  :'(
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: geefree on January 12, 2010, 11:58:53 pm
i did a pee whilst cleaning downstairs window round the back .... no one was home...

the trick is to carry on washing the window.... ha ha... it all mixes in nicely then..

ooops.  :o
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: ccmids on January 13, 2010, 07:42:24 am
trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: s.hughes on January 13, 2010, 07:57:12 am
trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D
Be the same as wfp
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: gewindows on January 13, 2010, 07:58:38 am
trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D

Tell them they have a leaking 'down-pipe'
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: ccmids on January 13, 2010, 08:00:57 am
yes and you charge another £20 to fix it for them ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: s.hughes on January 13, 2010, 08:02:42 am
yes and you charge another £20 to fix it for them ;D
only to find they really did and call you back!!
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: dave f on January 13, 2010, 08:59:31 am
i keep a  empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments ;D tough if you want a tom tit  :D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: elite mike on January 13, 2010, 09:09:20 am
i keep a  empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments ;D tough if you want a tom tit  :D

what no spare bucket :) ;)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: Frankybadboy on January 13, 2010, 09:11:28 am
i keep a  empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments ;D tough if you want a tom tit  :D
well you always got a spare drink if needed :o :o :o
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: dazmond on January 13, 2010, 10:15:31 am
about 15 years ago(not long after starting on my own) a custy came over to ask me to clean hers and when i got round the back the flat roof looked dodgy!anyway i was a bit stupid in them days and didnt want to disappoint a new custy so i tells her i will not be held responsible if i fall through ur roof! :o :oshe said"my husbands been up there loads of times!youll be fine etc" ::) ::)

i climbs on the roof and one foot goes straight through and through the kitchen ceiling!as im trying to lift myself out my other foot goes through as well.it was like something out of a carry on film! ;D ;D

she wasnt best pleased and i beat a hasty retreat without getting paid.i still clean windows opp her house but shes never asked me back.very strange!
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: Slash on January 13, 2010, 10:45:53 am
I've never done anything too bad,I have often been bursting fot a p1ss and done it against the bush or in flower pots while cleaning the window but thats about it,there was a video on Youtube once of a trad window cleaner doing a poo at the side of a customers house and wiping with the scrim,it could be on there still,somebody was taking footage of his garden upstairs when this incident caught his eye and decided to broadcast it on Youtube ;D,was it anybody on here by any chance ???
I have a customer who told me she caught the last WC having a jimmy lank,she went back into the house in disgust and the WC never asked for payment,he never returned,I wonder why ??? ???
To this day she won't tell me who it was  :o
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: dazmond on January 13, 2010, 10:55:01 am
i think all of us have taken a leak at the back of a custys house in the back drain.at least twice a day for me!of course make sure their out.ive never been caught in 16 years! ;D ;D

as for having a tom tit thats just wrong!theres always one complete arsehole! ::) :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: scud on January 13, 2010, 04:22:18 pm
  I got a suggestive offer from a customer yesterday, and also 2 years ago I got a very enjoyable xmas tip ;)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: weetot on January 13, 2010, 04:30:20 pm
Try carrying a petrol canister in back of van, thats my toilet, that is. ( though i don't use it for No: 2's) :P
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: Ross G on January 13, 2010, 05:14:08 pm

dodgy guts, tesco poly bag, back of Ford Connect.
try to picture it dog in back  wagging tail, me trying to concentrate then remembering that my newspaper was still in the front of the van. >:( >:( >:( :o :'( :'(
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: weetot on January 13, 2010, 05:36:44 pm

dodgy guts, tesco poly bag, back of Ford Connect.
try to picture it dog in back  wagging tail, me trying to concentrate then remembering that my newspaper was still in the front of the van. >:( >:( >:( :o :'( :'(

Shockin' toilet humour.....................i don't know what this forums coming to. :)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on May 16, 2010, 08:34:34 am
there are a few to read through on here  ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: LWC on May 16, 2010, 08:48:39 am
I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: dazmond on May 16, 2010, 09:00:54 am
you will if your desperate sensai!nothing wrong with using the back grid(from the downpipe).i do it at least twice a day!actually i do it sometimes even if the custies in if their sat in the front room!never been caught in 16 years.time is money!havent got time for faffing about looking for a public toilet/pub toilet.unless i need a number 2 which is very rare in my work day. :D ;D ;D

i bet its a nightmare wfp!all that running water making you wanna go even more!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: AuRavelling79 on May 16, 2010, 09:28:06 am
I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.

No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain!  ;D
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: bad trippy on May 16, 2010, 05:56:26 pm
I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.

No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain!  ;D
And there was me thinking it was a whiskey ::)
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: mci services on May 16, 2010, 06:17:23 pm
I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.

No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain!  ;D
And there was me thinking it was a whiskey ::)

and you would be wrong again whiskey is irish, grouse is scots so is whisky
Title: Re: Confessions of a Window Cleaner
Post by: perfectpanesplymouth on May 16, 2010, 10:00:55 pm
I have a pic of my brother (P@F) whilst he was taking a tom tit in the back of his van ;D ;D ;D