Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: The Jester of Wibbly on January 12, 2010, 07:46:43 pm
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Do you have any ????
It's that time of the year to come clean and and get it off your chest !
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Yea I missed a bathroom window once but still charged her.
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i wee'd in the snow :)
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Yea, but did you charge her? ;)
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one lady made me a nice cup of earl gray and asked if I took suger, I said yes please just one, but when she went to fetch the milk I put a second spoonful in
she still gives me a strange look even today ;D ;D ;D
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When customers make me a cup of tea, I only drink half of it, and then pour the other half down the drain. :-X :o
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i know of a cleaner having a brad pitt in the bushes and got cought
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i know of a cleaner having a brad pitt in the bushes and got cought
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HAHAHA! :-*
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custy called me 2/3 years ago , she sacked him and called me , swear to god that s what she told me :)
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I have nearly been caught taking a leak several times. Its murder right now, the steam is a dead give away.
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lol Vince!
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I was desperate one time and could tell the custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.
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:o :o :o :o :o :o
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one lady made me a nice cup of earl gray and asked if I took suger, I said yes please just one, but when she went to fetch the milk I put a second spoonful in
she still gives me a strange look even today ;D ;D ;D
milk in earl gray ??? was that a distarction so you could get more sugur ;D
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I was desperate one time and could tell the custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.
superb.... pmsl
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I was desperate one time and could tell the custy wasnt at home so I dashed off down the garden and releaved myself behind the shed, only to find the custy was in the shed.
Mine was worse than that :o
Got Caught short, so I popped behind the shed for a leak, the gentleman that I am (shut up you lot lol) I faced the hedge and began to have a pee, next thing I knew I was flung backwards against the shed with a bang, I'd only just pee's onto an electric cattle fence :'( :'(
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i did a pee whilst cleaning downstairs window round the back .... no one was home...
the trick is to carry on washing the window.... ha ha... it all mixes in nicely then..
ooops. :o
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trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D
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trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D
Be the same as wfp
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trick is to carry on washing the window,,,,, ive herd it all now ;D ;D what happen s if your up the ladder ;D
Tell them they have a leaking 'down-pipe'
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yes and you charge another £20 to fix it for them ;D
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yes and you charge another £20 to fix it for them ;D
only to find they really did and call you back!!
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i keep a empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments ;D tough if you want a tom tit :D
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i keep a empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments ;D tough if you want a tom tit :D
what no spare bucket :) ;)
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i keep a empty liter bottle in the back of my van just in case . blacked out windows away you go no embarassing moments ;D tough if you want a tom tit :D
well you always got a spare drink if needed :o :o :o
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about 15 years ago(not long after starting on my own) a custy came over to ask me to clean hers and when i got round the back the flat roof looked dodgy!anyway i was a bit stupid in them days and didnt want to disappoint a new custy so i tells her i will not be held responsible if i fall through ur roof! :o :oshe said"my husbands been up there loads of times!youll be fine etc" ::) ::)
i climbs on the roof and one foot goes straight through and through the kitchen ceiling!as im trying to lift myself out my other foot goes through as well.it was like something out of a carry on film! ;D ;D
she wasnt best pleased and i beat a hasty retreat without getting paid.i still clean windows opp her house but shes never asked me back.very strange!
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I've never done anything too bad,I have often been bursting fot a p1ss and done it against the bush or in flower pots while cleaning the window but thats about it,there was a video on Youtube once of a trad window cleaner doing a poo at the side of a customers house and wiping with the scrim,it could be on there still,somebody was taking footage of his garden upstairs when this incident caught his eye and decided to broadcast it on Youtube ;D,was it anybody on here by any chance ???
I have a customer who told me she caught the last WC having a jimmy lank,she went back into the house in disgust and the WC never asked for payment,he never returned,I wonder why ??? ???
To this day she won't tell me who it was :o
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i think all of us have taken a leak at the back of a custys house in the back drain.at least twice a day for me!of course make sure their out.ive never been caught in 16 years! ;D ;D
as for having a tom tit thats just wrong!theres always one complete arsehole! ::) :o ;D ;D
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I got a suggestive offer from a customer yesterday, and also 2 years ago I got a very enjoyable xmas tip ;)
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Try carrying a petrol canister in back of van, thats my toilet, that is. ( though i don't use it for No: 2's) :P
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dodgy guts, tesco poly bag, back of Ford Connect.
try to picture it dog in back wagging tail, me trying to concentrate then remembering that my newspaper was still in the front of the van. >:( >:( >:( :o :'( :'(
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dodgy guts, tesco poly bag, back of Ford Connect.
try to picture it dog in back wagging tail, me trying to concentrate then remembering that my newspaper was still in the front of the van. >:( >:( >:( :o :'( :'(
Shockin' toilet humour.....................i don't know what this forums coming to. :)
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there are a few to read through on here ;D
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I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.
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you will if your desperate sensai!nothing wrong with using the back grid(from the downpipe).i do it at least twice a day!actually i do it sometimes even if the custies in if their sat in the front room!never been caught in 16 years.time is money!havent got time for faffing about looking for a public toilet/pub toilet.unless i need a number 2 which is very rare in my work day. :D ;D ;D
i bet its a nightmare wfp!all that running water making you wanna go even more!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.
No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain! ;D
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I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.
No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain! ;D
And there was me thinking it was a whiskey ::)
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I never pee in gardens, its grouse, i would be well miffed if someone did that in my garden. Each to their own like but i just think its wrong.
No it's not - grouse is a bird shot for pleasure in the uplands of Britain! ;D
And there was me thinking it was a whiskey ::)
and you would be wrong again whiskey is irish, grouse is scots so is whisky
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I have a pic of my brother (P@F) whilst he was taking a tom tit in the back of his van ;D ;D ;D