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Title: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on December 21, 2009, 07:17:34 pm

Just a bit of Christmas fun,

What are your tails to tell when one of your eyes gets Caught by something through the window?
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: martinsadie on December 21, 2009, 07:22:14 pm

Just a bit of Christmas fun,

What are your tails to tell when one of your eyes gets Caught by something through the window?
curtains  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on December 21, 2009, 07:23:01 pm
Nothing more than a messy bedroom  ;)
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on December 21, 2009, 07:37:49 pm
Dirty insides
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: dave f on December 21, 2009, 08:20:34 pm
i went cavassing went to this very old type squires house knocked after a minuit or so door opend slightly and a figure appeared in a long green dress blonde wig all done up to the 9s asked if he?she wanted w/c only to fined out it was a trany .nowt against them took me buy suprise :o i
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: JRDEasiReach on December 22, 2009, 03:53:10 pm
just dirt on the insides, making my nice clean work on the outside look poope, been the same for 4 cleans now!!!
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: geefree on December 22, 2009, 04:57:39 pm
its a myth . ::)
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on December 22, 2009, 06:17:19 pm

A Myth?

So that film "confessions of a window cleaner" was just hype.  That why I got into the game hehe :)
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on December 22, 2009, 06:20:36 pm

A Myth?

So that film "confessions of a window cleaner" was just hype.  That why I got into the game hehe :)

Please don't say it doesn't happen like in the movies, i'm just going to live in hope that maybe one day ;D
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: martinsadie on December 22, 2009, 07:10:10 pm

A Myth?

So that film "confessions of a window cleaner" was just hype.  That why I got into the game hehe :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGneb9VoCg
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: geefree on December 22, 2009, 08:16:58 pm
see .. not real  :(
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on December 22, 2009, 08:38:42 pm

A Myth?

So that film "confessions of a window cleaner" was just hype.  That why I got into the game hehe :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGneb9VoCg


Nice one :)  Looks tlike the only dirty things these days in the job are the windows
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: DaveG on December 22, 2009, 08:46:09 pm

Just a bit of Christmas fun,

What are your tails to tell when one of your eyes gets Caught by something through the window?
curtains  ;D ;D

beef curtains? ;D
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: RnS sussex on December 22, 2009, 09:01:22 pm
there must be some more stories
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: geefree on December 22, 2009, 09:24:02 pm
perv  ;D
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: RnS sussex on December 22, 2009, 09:49:17 pm
the few things iv seen would put most people off for life 
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: mark dew on December 23, 2009, 01:38:57 am
I'm not as close to the window now i'm wfp. And while i have looked through the glass before, i find that it takes too much time and is obvious that i'm checking the place out. :o
Anyway, it's nearly always lighter outside than it is inside which means it's a nose to the glass peek.
And as this is a trust business, i'm too worried about getting seen. 

Oh yeah, i saw an old boy in his y fronts once.  :o :o
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: Window Washers on December 23, 2009, 07:12:34 am
saw an old lady bed out of bed just as I got up the top of the ladder she was totally starkers, never have I seen a body like that before :o
I nearly feel off the ladder she must have been about 80 and wrinkles in all the wrong places. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: windowcleaninginessex.co.uk on December 23, 2009, 08:13:22 am
Have seen some sights after being in the game for over 15 years.

 I think the best was a  lady in labour, I rung door bell as usual and carried on cleaning windows, I never wait for customers to answer door cause sometimes they take ages or don't bother at all,went up ladder on to flat roof at front of house and started to clean the 1st window I come to, all I heard was shut the curtains its the window cleaner, of cause you then look to were the voices came from. All I see is lady on bed, legs wide open, and midwife in action, what a sight. This was years ago and I still clean their windows and they still joke about it.

The kid must be about 12 years old now and the dad jokes we should of called him Darren after me. If they never shouted shut the curtains I would never of known anyone was in the room .
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Post by: dazmond on December 23, 2009, 08:43:42 am
ive caught 3 women getting outta bed with no clothes on!theyve all been over 60!caught a young girl coming out of the shower she screamed very loud and i nearly fell of ladders.caught a young girl on the toilet!had 2 young girls deliberately walking up and down in their underwear and smiling while im cleaning!i had to go back to the car as i was shaking so much!caught a guy having a wank once.had a few girlfriends over the years on my round that liked to strip while i clean the windows.problem was i never got much work done for the restof the day!! ;D ;D ;Dhappy days!
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: steve bell on December 23, 2009, 11:54:08 am
Bin doing this for a little while now and I can honestly say that it is the most embarassing thing when you do catch someone 'on the job' so to speak. Normally it's just after you have soaped up the window, The attempt at the muffled squeegee clean can be difficult.

After saying that, now I'm WFP all that is behind me.

Never yet have I ever encountered anyone willing to 'pay in kind' either. (not that I would accept knowing the state of some of my customers) :o
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: AJ on December 23, 2009, 02:18:19 pm
Went to sort out a WFP complaint for the umpteenth time, but wanted to inspect the windows first. Got the triples off and climbed up to the third floor to be greeted by a gentleman laying on the sofa with one leg cocked over the back, watching an 'adult art' movie. Not quite sure what he was up to, but he sure was shaking the sauce bottle hard. A short sharp tap on the window had him leaving the room without touching the carpet.

the windows were fine by the way, they must have been cos he never complained again. ;D
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: g.winter on December 23, 2009, 06:46:24 pm
I once came across a flat that was like the really bad ones you see on those tv programmes. there was about 2 or 3 feet of crap covering the whole of the floor, old take away going mouldy everywhere, the sink had pans and plates with thick green mossy stuff all over it, dead flies everywhere. and a very very big fat woman on the sofa watching daytime tv instead of getting a wash. really gross.
lol i see that on my round too
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: Window Washers on December 23, 2009, 07:10:52 pm
Bin doing this for a little while now and I can honestly say that it is the most embarassing thing when you do catch someone 'on the job' so to speak. Normally it's just after you have soaped up the window, The attempt at the muffled squeegee clean can be difficult.

After saying that, now I'm WFP all that is behind me.

Never yet have I ever encountered anyone willing to 'pay in kind' either. (not that I would accept knowing the state of some of my customers) :o
Know what you mean on this, got an offer to clean 2 peoples windows and could take them both to bed for payment, I said that would be £25 up front please  ;D
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: Temple cleaning services on December 24, 2009, 12:55:13 pm
early in the morning two fat 80 year olds completly starkers on two seperate occasions it wasnt pretty!!
Title: Re: What have u seen on the other side of the Window?
Post by: dai on December 25, 2009, 04:03:46 pm
A couple of weeks ago I saw a black Labrador eating the contents of the cat litter tray.
My daughter said I should of videoed it on my phone, might of got £250 for it