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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: gary mallett on December 11, 2009, 07:19:32 am

Title: top trad tip -wind
Post by: gary mallett on December 11, 2009, 07:19:32 am
all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: jonnyald on December 11, 2009, 07:30:00 am
mallet your a durrbrain
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Post by: ccmids on December 11, 2009, 11:57:54 am
what happens if you cant get the plunger off the wall , you could be stuck up there all day. ;D
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Post by: martinsadie on December 11, 2009, 04:20:02 pm
youd look like a darlek  ;D
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Post by: tomy jackson on December 11, 2009, 04:31:28 pm
no werss than a coconuter
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Post by: Mike_G on December 11, 2009, 05:00:57 pm
With quality jokes like that he must be related to  Timmy!
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: [GQC] Tim on December 11, 2009, 06:03:45 pm
all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days ;) ;) ;)

Plungers don't stick to brick wall?!  ???  :D
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: weetot on December 12, 2009, 07:57:29 am
all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days ;) ;) ;)

Plungers don't stick to brick wall?!  ???  :D

Dear God.......................... :P
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: trevor povey on December 12, 2009, 08:30:22 am
mind bending drugs in malletts little land ;D ;D
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: wfp master on December 12, 2009, 03:07:55 pm
all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days ;) ;) ;)
its past ure bedtime bawbag beat it. :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: Ian Lancaster on December 12, 2009, 05:56:21 pm
all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days ;) ;) ;)

Plungers don't stick to brick wall?!  ???  :D

And the handle's a bit difficult to tie to your head as well............I suppose you could hold it in your teeth?? ;D
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: gary mallett on December 12, 2009, 06:28:21 pm
i used to dump the handle and superglue the plunger to my head aaand it does stick to brick if you headbutt it hard enough ;) ;)
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Post by: Gleaming windows on December 12, 2009, 06:38:31 pm
Did your Dad put the garden-swing too close to the wall Timmy?
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Post by: krave on December 12, 2009, 06:43:11 pm
all trad cleaners ,scared of going up the ladders in the wind.no problem, simply strap a sink plunger to you forehead climb the ladder and headbutt the wall next to the window .clean the window as normal.wind wont shift you.important do not attempt to unblock any sinks until you remove it from your head,happy days ;) ;) ;)

Plungers don't stick to brick wall?!  ???  :D

Dear God.......................... :P
Did your Dad put the garden-swing too close to the wall Timmy?

Thread has made me laugh alot  ;D
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: gary mallett on December 12, 2009, 07:22:56 pm
what you mean makes you laugh i was serious . also thinking of going for new mods job first thing i will change is pay for top tips . and backdate payment
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Post by: martinsadie on December 12, 2009, 07:26:19 pm
Did your Dad put the garden-swing too close to the wall Timmy?
;D ;D
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Post by: matt on December 12, 2009, 11:14:52 pm
i once cracked a joke about this on another forum

just dont eat baked beans

the post was deleted and i couldnt post for 3 days  ::) ::) seriously
Title: Re: top trad tip -wind
Post by: Gaby P. on December 12, 2009, 11:25:51 pm
Did your Dad put the garden-swing too close to the wall Timmy?
;D ;D

Don't tell me, his parents used to tie a pork chop round his neck, so the dog would play with him.