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Title: Christmas Tips
Post by: cockney rebel on December 02, 2009, 07:47:30 am
Tis the season to be jolly.....and to get tips!! Got my first tip yesterday,£10,what a bonus. It makes you feel that after all the work you put in and all the crap weather you work in, its worth it and it makes you feel apprieciated. Next customer please. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: DaveG on December 02, 2009, 07:50:15 am
Got a bottle of wine yesterday..which was nice! :)
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Ta-ra on December 02, 2009, 07:57:22 am
Do you have to declare it?  I mean, the wine's easy - just drink it in the van on the way home and noone will ever know (unless you kill them, obviously).
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: cockney rebel on December 02, 2009, 08:06:38 am
Declare wot!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: dazmond on December 02, 2009, 08:20:59 am
the best thing to do is expect nothing then if u get a tip then great!i usually end up with about £500 and chocs,wine and beer!£56 for me this week.bring em on!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on December 02, 2009, 02:45:48 pm
All very nice, maybe next year  :(
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 02, 2009, 02:59:09 pm
bout £60 this week so far and a bottle of red. 3 offers of a snog under mistletoe and three mobile numbers left with saucy words in the cards. Enough about the hubbys.Hopefully i'll get some extras from the wives soon  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Ta-ra on December 02, 2009, 03:14:32 pm
I usually get no more than £10 of goods, and that's it! ;D  I wouldn't encourage it either.

A local cafe has a 'Staff Xmas Box' on the counter which I think is a bloody cheek.  Just think if we went around with a cardboard box wrapping xmas paper 'for the staff'.
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 02, 2009, 03:39:41 pm
But we don't beg......well not me anyways. If someone wants to bung me a couple o quid for what i think is a bloody good all year round service....then who am i to say nooooooooooo
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: lee_dewing on December 02, 2009, 05:17:32 pm
1st tip today (of many i hope ::)) £7

I don't expect much this year so, i won't be dissapointed :D

lee
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Sir Squeaky on December 02, 2009, 05:28:16 pm
I've already had £85 and 4 bottles of wine, and it's only Dec 2nd. Should get £250-300 by christmas.

You lot don't look after your customers. ;)
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Ross G on December 02, 2009, 05:35:51 pm

1 ten quid tip so far and the offer of some home made tablet  it's the thought that counts,
Is tablet bad for dogs ? :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on December 02, 2009, 05:43:11 pm
£14 cash
1 bottle of red
1 pot of flowers (now dead)
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on December 02, 2009, 05:50:22 pm
Nearly 50 squidlies today, the earliest tipper for me this year was last Tuesday, £20 for an office.  Total so far £82 and a box of chocolates, and yes you do have to declare it.

Simon.
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Slash on December 02, 2009, 05:51:49 pm
I got about £15.00 so far and bottles of wine,I don't drink the stuff so my missus is well pleased! ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 02, 2009, 05:51:59 pm
Oh i got a jar of homemade marmelade too. Orange with brown sugar. One of Delia's recipe's by all accounts. They spoil me  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Sir Squeaky on December 02, 2009, 05:52:39 pm
...and yes you do have to declare it.

Simon.
Oh don't be silly! It's a gift, not payment for work!

You'd have be an absolute tool to pay it in as a taxable income. ::)
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 02, 2009, 05:54:09 pm
Sorry, BUT....declare it my arse. Whether ya have to or not. They can stick it where the sun don't shine.
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 02, 2009, 05:56:17 pm
Singin from the same hymn sheet squeaks ;) I'm just waiting for some "tool" to tell us what naughty boys we are and that we could get fined..or worse, imprisonment  :o
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on December 02, 2009, 06:03:19 pm
Got a mate who was investigated by the taxman, they made him pay 17% of monthly turnover extra as undeclared christmas tips.  Annoying thing is he had declared them any way.  Declare them or not it's up to you, I doubt you'll go to prison, they'll just guestimate what you would have got tips wise in their favour and tax you on that.

Simon (the powerTOOL)
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 02, 2009, 06:08:42 pm
 ;D no offence big guy.
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Sir Squeaky on December 02, 2009, 06:11:33 pm
Got a mate who was investigated by the taxman, they made him pay 17% of monthly turnover extra as undeclared christmas tips.  Annoying thing is he had declared them any way.  Declare them or not it's up to you, I doubt you'll go to prison, they'll just guestimate what you would have got tips wise in their favour and tax you on that.

Simon (the powerTOOL)
Rubbish, he's telling you tall stories.  ;D
It's a gift from someone!

Do you declare it when your friend buys you a pint? ::)

And besides, they can't just guess what you've earned or been given anyway. Don't quite think that would stand up in court. ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 02, 2009, 06:19:44 pm
Ya gotta laugh. Same topic, different year  ;)
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on December 02, 2009, 06:25:47 pm
http://charterconsultation.hmrc.gov.uk/working/tips-bonuses.htm

Interesting read, again it's your choice but I'm only saying what the law states, and a trusted mate of mine did get clobbered with the let's guess the tips clause.  I personally don't like paying anymore tax than I have to.

I guess the reason is that you could tell your customers that the price of window cleaning is £1 provided you get a £20 tip every time, therefore only paying tax on a £1.

I wonder what the tax office does with posties as they get plenty of tips. mmmm.

Simon.
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: windowcleaninginessex.co.uk on December 02, 2009, 07:23:35 pm
Oh i got a jar of homemade marmelade too. Orange with brown sugar. One of Delia's recipe's by all accounts. They spoil me  ;D
Beat you, off one customer today homemade  jar of marmalade, 2 jars of jam, 1 jar of chutney and bottle homemade plonk. I buy the jams of this customer throughout the year for £1.00 each and they are much better than the shops, she makes the jam for the local chiurch and sells at their functions, I am just hoping the plonk tastes as good as the jams do.
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: paulben on December 02, 2009, 08:24:18 pm
scrouge here says its un earned income and has to be declared but if you do its up to you ( 3 for me 1 for them haha )
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: cozy on December 02, 2009, 08:33:55 pm
After WW2, the Waffen SS were renamed "German Tax Office". Even they don't want to know about tips. As far as I know, only taxi drivers and waiters have a % reckoned on to their income because it is expected in terms of employment. If this wasn't the case, they would have to account for every single trade being open to tipping, such as leckies or plumbers or whatever. Personally, I wouldn't bother declareing tips. So nur nur nunur nur :P :P :P ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: cozy on December 02, 2009, 08:35:39 pm
March march march march, bang bang bang,"Open ze door English tax dodging Schweinhund". ???
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Ta-ra on December 02, 2009, 08:38:54 pm
When asked how I wanted paying, the other day, I said a cheque is fine, and the customer said, "I bet you'd prefer cash, eh?".  Why I asked?  It said, so it doesn't have to go in the books.  har har not funny you twat.  Ok I didn't say twat but it shows their attitude.
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: matt on December 02, 2009, 11:13:05 pm
Ya gotta laugh. Same topic, different year  ;)

and rogers response is allmost word for word the same  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Sir Squeaky on December 03, 2009, 08:26:53 am
Ya gotta laugh. Same topic, different year  ;)

and rogers response is allmost word for word the same  ;D ;D
I know. Different people to educate each year eh...? ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Tips
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on December 03, 2009, 09:03:03 am
Guess so squeaks. We're just old farts around here now  :P