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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: daniel worgan on November 25, 2009, 07:46:09 am

Title: Customers....
Post by: daniel worgan on November 25, 2009, 07:46:09 am
Do you find that a lot of your customers have brown or blonde hair?
Please keep this relevant to your window cleaning customers only,not gutter cleaning or pressure washing,just window cleaning customers....

Most of mine have blue rinses....
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: Ta-ra on November 25, 2009, 07:49:34 am
They have gray hair, 'cos they are old and have lots of money to give me  ;D


(Now pull your tights on and get out to work, DW!)
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: amayze on November 25, 2009, 08:41:31 am
Following a detailed study,

I have found that .......

12% of my customers wear glasses
1% have beards (exc. husbands)
8% have at least 1 set of false teeth
100% have their orginial arms & legs but thankfully 98% are human with just a handful being pains in the ass
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: Martin ccs on November 25, 2009, 03:17:45 pm
im finding something abit wierd at the mo

every new window cleaning customer i pick up from flyers and local ads are house no. 2 or have a 2 in it. spooky! :o
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: daniel worgan on November 25, 2009, 03:23:51 pm
Following a detailed study,

I have found that .......

12% of my customers wear glasses
1% have beards (exc. husbands)
8% have at least 1 set of false teeth
100% have their orginial arms & legs but thankfully 98% are human with just a handful being pains in the ass
0.1% of my customers have false limbs.......
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: wfp master on November 25, 2009, 03:37:09 pm
a lot  of mine are bald or wear wigs must be something in the water
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: wizard on November 25, 2009, 06:02:47 pm
100 % of my customers have there windows cleaned by me!!!!
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: martinsadie on November 25, 2009, 08:05:08 pm
what a waste
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: stephen s on November 25, 2009, 08:11:37 pm
Do you find that a lot of your customers have brown or blonde hair?
Please keep this relevant to your window cleaning customers only,not gutter cleaning or pressure washing,just window cleaning customers....

Most of mine have blue rinses....



lots od mine are milfs and wear thongs and one has even paid me in kindess on more than one occassion  ;D
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: amayze on November 25, 2009, 08:21:21 pm
Stan - I agree, hence my earlier posting !
Title: Re: Customers....
Post by: ryanst1982 on November 25, 2009, 08:24:16 pm
My customers are all bald. But that could be because my only client is a Harri Krishna temple or could just be the the norm here in Baldsville close, Baldington, Shiny head town, BA5d Gi7