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Title: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 04:15:00 pm
Most of you must have seen the film confessions of a window cleaner have any of you pulled a woman while window cleaning?.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: the 1 and only on November 23, 2009, 04:19:16 pm
no but i would love to verey much soo. id love to feel and corres a womans breasts just once without having to pay for it. even a brothel turned me away before.totaly knocked my confidence.what is the best way to get a woman interested anyway whilst at work as all im doing is cleaning which isnt verey sexy is it unlike a bricklayer or fireman who the women all love. even bus drivers pull ladys. i sooo wana be a bus driver, if only i could lose 11 stone and stop eating.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: elite mike on November 23, 2009, 04:21:52 pm
the only thing i have pulled is a muscle :'( ;D
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Post by: clean on November 23, 2009, 04:22:40 pm
the only thing i have pulled is a muscle :'( ;D

Now now tiger no need for that  :-*  ;D  ;D
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Post by: Ta-ra on November 23, 2009, 04:23:13 pm
I've pulled a few faces in my time.
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Post by: JRDEasiReach on November 23, 2009, 04:23:48 pm
can we ban this ginger joe guy hes getting out of control?? is that possible??  

reply to the initial question, hmmmm no :)
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: clean on November 23, 2009, 04:24:58 pm
can we ban this ginger joe guy hes getting out of control?? is that possible??  

reply to the initial question, hmmmm no :)
The mods will soon be onto it  ;)
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 04:26:11 pm
can we ban this ginger joe guy hes getting out of control?? is that possible??  

reply to the initial question, hmmmm no :)
He's posted 62 comments today he must be bored.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: elite mike on November 23, 2009, 04:26:11 pm
the only thing i have pulled is a muscle :'( ;D

Now now tiger no need for that  :-*  ;D  ;D
;D ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 23, 2009, 04:28:24 pm
No leave him im enjoying it, ive never laughed so much in the last few days on this forum.

Blonde colin  ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 04:30:14 pm
No leave him im enjoying it, ive never laughed so much in the last few days on this forum.

Blonde colin  ;D
Id like to see a photo of him who else would?.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: cozy on November 23, 2009, 04:30:48 pm
Matt Batemann taking the mick, He's a git ::) Got to be him ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: elite mike on November 23, 2009, 04:32:08 pm
No leave him im enjoying it, ive never laughed so much in the last few days on this forum.

Blonde colin  ;D

yeh i agree ,its a blast
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 04:34:32 pm
Matt Batemann taking the mick, He's a git ::) Got to be him ;D
Every time i see a post of his it makes me think of the austin powers scottish bloke.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: the 1 and only on November 23, 2009, 04:35:19 pm
ok heres 1 of me at school before i put the weight on
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Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 23, 2009, 04:35:39 pm
No i keep thinking of that crazy kid in the taxi
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: the 1 and only on November 23, 2009, 04:36:52 pm
this is me now
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 04:37:16 pm
No i keep thinking of that crazy kid in the taxi
Joes pulled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRy-PEgbls
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: Craig 72 on November 23, 2009, 04:38:48 pm
This afternoon has had me in stitches.Thank God for the rain! ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 04:39:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_nhcB0qEJM
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 23, 2009, 04:40:14 pm
this is me now

Tosh is going to love you... :P :-*
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: elite mike on November 23, 2009, 04:41:40 pm
this is me now






my son and me are crying with laughter ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: Mike55 on November 23, 2009, 04:49:12 pm
gotta be a wind up...... funny as hell tho  ;D
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Post by: JRDEasiReach on November 23, 2009, 04:51:27 pm
thats not you now m8, you couldnt clean your ass looking like that never mind windows  ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 04:55:41 pm
thats not you now m8, you couldnt clean your ass looking like that never mind windows  ;D
Perhaps he uses a WFP to clean his a*s
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: Sapphire Window Cleaning on November 23, 2009, 05:19:51 pm
This is Jabba just before his bed time. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk





 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 05:25:23 pm
This is Jabba just before his bed time. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk





 ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is what he does in his spare time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUKmLk0M2xw
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: geefree on November 23, 2009, 05:38:17 pm
so no one pulled then  ??? ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: leapstallbuildings on November 23, 2009, 05:39:16 pm
Matt Batemann taking the mick, He's a git ::) Got to be him ;D

Not Squeaky then?  :)
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: geefree on November 23, 2009, 05:40:41 pm
This topic has got me wondering

... im happy in a long term relationship ( long before i became a w/c.)

but do you singles guys ever get knocked back when looking for lurve.... the minute you say you are a window cleaner? ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: leapstallbuildings on November 23, 2009, 05:43:29 pm
so no one pulled then  ??? ;D

I have been out with a couple of (ex)customers down the years - at different times.  They were both quite a while ago though and I don't think I would want to do that now as it can become a distraction from work.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 23, 2009, 05:44:59 pm
Go to 22 mins  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtZG8rnnLL4
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: lcwalker on November 23, 2009, 05:46:16 pm
This topic has got me wondering

... im happy in a long term relationship ( long before i became a w/c.)

but do you singles guys ever get knocked back when looking for lurve.... the minute you say you are a window cleaner? ;D
This isn't an answer to your question but once in the village i use to live in a doctor who wa a right p**t went home and found his wife in bed with the builder, and another bloke in the village found his wife in bed with another woman.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: leapstallbuildings on November 23, 2009, 05:48:03 pm
This topic has got me wondering

... im happy in a long term relationship ( long before i became a w/c.)

but do you singles guys ever get knocked back when looking for lurve.... the minute you say you are a window cleaner? ;D

I suspect I have been knocked back before for that reason but they would never be honest enough to admit it IMO.  Anyway, I've been in a decent relationship for some time.  We don't live together and there's no pressure.  I knew her for a long time before the friendship evolved into a relationship and she is well aware of how I earn my income.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: ftp on November 23, 2009, 06:03:17 pm
Only thing i've pulled for the last couple of years is 100m of microbore  ::)
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: Gleaming windows on November 23, 2009, 06:04:37 pm
Matt Batemann taking the mick, He's a git ::) Got to be him ;D

Not me mate.

I thought was you actually  ;D

Then I thought was your chum wolfie, and thats who my money is on.


Apart from Gaby perhaps  ;)
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: cozy on November 23, 2009, 06:08:06 pm
OK it was me 8) ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 23, 2009, 06:09:08 pm
OK it was me 8) ;D

Sorry I dont believe its you, theres no way your that funny  ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: cozy on November 23, 2009, 06:09:38 pm
 :'(
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: Sir Squeaky on November 23, 2009, 06:54:14 pm
I have.
A customer put me onto a friend of her's who wanted her windows done in the summer.
To be fair, she knew I was single now, but it was a window request.

I went over, did the windows in 15 minutes and was there 2 hours.
I went out with her for about 2 months.
She was pretty tidy actually, but I just got bored. Rebound I guess.

I still "pop round" from time to time... ;D

Oh, and actually my ex who I was with 10 years I met while cleaning a pub.
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: the 1 and only on November 23, 2009, 06:59:02 pm
anybody know any single women who are looking while we are on the subject?
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Post by: JRDEasiReach on November 24, 2009, 12:20:23 pm
who is this plonker lol
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on November 24, 2009, 12:37:30 pm
Not pulled yet, but it can only be a matter of time. Maybe when the summer comes and I'm working in a T-shirt, I don't bother with the 6 pack, I've got the whole keg ;)
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Post by: Billy Bob on November 24, 2009, 12:59:59 pm
When I first started I pulled every day



Now Ive got a van I leave the trailer at home.  :)
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Post by: Martin ccs on November 24, 2009, 01:12:12 pm
i seemed to have got a bit lucky in the past.

one from a local gym i was cleaning the windows on.

a few from a  hairdressers i was cleaning the windows on.

and a hotel we had been working on for a while.

all back in the day tho!
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Post by: dazmond on November 24, 2009, 04:44:59 pm
had a few girlfriends over the years that ive met when havin a cup of tea and u get to know them!but i stick to one women at a time now!great memories of my 20s window cleaning though!! ;D ;D

regards
dazmond
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: bumper on November 24, 2009, 04:45:38 pm
all the woman carnt get enough of me ,there hubands think  im a ugly bugger,  but there wifes love me,they go in the bedroom and walk about in the buff .
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: elite mike on November 24, 2009, 04:49:08 pm
all the woman carnt get enough of me ,there hubands think  im a ugly bugger,  but there wifes love me,they go in the bedroom and walk about in the buff .

lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone pulled window cleaning?
Post by: Ta-ra on November 24, 2009, 04:58:26 pm
I'm alright with snogging a customer until I find an Adam's apple under their chin.