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Title: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 04:29:00 pm
PAYMENT DUE WITHIN 14 DAYS
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: cozy on November 20, 2009, 04:30:07 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: charltoc on November 20, 2009, 04:33:17 pm
is it not suppose to be Sensei lol  ;D
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 04:37:43 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???

"Jetzt verstehe ich, was Sie meinen."
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 04:40:32 pm
is it not suppose to be Sensei lol  ;D

I like to be different
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: cozy on November 20, 2009, 04:41:06 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???

"Jetzt verstehe ich, was Sie meinen."


Ich glaube Sensai LWC schreibt seine Rechnungen in der falschen Sprache.

Er hätte schreiben sollen "Zahlbar innerhalb 14 Tagen"  ;)
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 05:13:59 pm
Couldnt be simpler could it.
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on November 20, 2009, 05:23:05 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???

"Jetzt verstehe ich, was Sie meinen."


Ich glaube Sensai LWC schreibt seine Rechnungen in der falschen Sprache.

Er hätte schreiben sollen "Zahlbar innerhalb 14 Tagen"  ;)

Ah divnae ken wat yir on aboot, bit it soonds gid  ;)
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 05:36:38 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???

"Jetzt verstehe ich, was Sie meinen."


Ich glaube Sensai LWC schreibt seine Rechnungen in der falschen Sprache.

Er hätte schreiben sollen "Zahlbar innerhalb 14 Tagen"  ;)
I think he did  ;D
He should have said
 Er soll gesagt haben, zahlen oder der Affe wird es
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 05:50:40 pm
Guys you know it doesnt translate back well lol
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: cozy on November 20, 2009, 05:52:16 pm
Google translations a crap anyway mate. But I think Jeff has a Guurman in his family, and you already know Mrs Cozy is a Boxhead ;D
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on November 20, 2009, 08:22:17 pm
What drugs are we all on this week?  ;D
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on November 20, 2009, 08:28:38 pm
Baliffs contacted ;)
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 08:43:30 pm
Google translations a crap anyway mate. But I think Jeff has a Guurman in his family, and you already know Mrs Cozy is a Boxhead ;D
I spent a little time in Sennelager  ;)
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: prestige cleaners on November 20, 2009, 08:46:00 pm
dont get me started on late payers! who would have thought it would be like getting blood from a stone, unless they are really worth it, i get rid of them,
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 08:52:01 pm
PAYMENT DUE WITHIN 14 DAYS

1. Its in the post

2. Joanne in accounts is off sick

3. oh, we didn't get your Invoice/slip

4. Sorry, company policy, 60 days from the end of the month

5. you didn't clean them

6. hello.....hello......click.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr




How about this one, "the invoice has been raised"

and............
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: cozy on November 20, 2009, 08:59:55 pm
Don't think 60 days is bad, M.O.D. pay from 120 days +, unless accounts dept has staff problems! Don't do them now though.   >:(

By the way Jeff, Sennelager is one of our best areas. ;)
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 09:10:55 pm
Don't think 60 days is bad, M.O.D. pay from 120 days +, unless accounts dept has staff problems! Don't do them now though.   >:(

By the way Jeff, Sennelager is one of our best areas. ;)

Not when you spend 7 days stuck in a Barn with 19 other guy's  ::) and your not allowed to even look out of the one and only window  :'( the rest of the time was what i would call memorable
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: Pureandclean on November 20, 2009, 09:13:10 pm
I could do with some of those german words, as one of my commercial customers pays via there accounts  department in Germany  ??? ::) :'(
and not very quickly
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: wizard on November 20, 2009, 10:38:07 pm
Betaal my in 14 dae of jy is in die Kak, maat.
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: leapstallbuildings on November 21, 2009, 04:32:34 pm
I could do with some of those german words, as one of my commercial customers pays via there accounts  department in Germany  ??? ::) :'(
and not very quickly

Das Geld ist zu langsam.  Geben Sie es mir jetzt oder ich will Ihr Kopf zerbrechen.

On second thoughts - better not.  You'll end up getting done for demanding money with menaces  :)
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 21, 2009, 04:38:52 pm
I could do with some of those german words, as one of my commercial customers pays via there accounts  department in Germany  ??? ::) :'(
and not very quickly

Das Geld ist zu langsam.  Geben Sie es mir jetzt oder ich will Ihr Kopf zerbrechen.

On second thoughts - better not.  You'll end up getting done for demanding money with menaces  :)

The money is too slow. Give it to me now or I will break your head.
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: leapstallbuildings on November 21, 2009, 05:13:58 pm
I could do with some of those german words, as one of my commercial customers pays via there accounts  department in Germany  ??? ::) :'(
and not very quickly

Das Geld ist zu langsam.  Geben Sie es mir jetzt oder ich will Ihr Kopf zerbrechen.

On second thoughts - better not.  You'll end up getting done for demanding money with menaces  :)

The money is too slow. Give it to me now or I will break your head.

Well I was going by memory (well over 30 years since I was at school) but I got a bit wrong there.  I think maybe it should have been werde instead of will.
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: jeff1 on November 21, 2009, 05:20:24 pm
zahlen oder ich, Extra deine Frau, was ich sehe durch die Fenster  ;D ;D

(pay up or I spill the beans to your wife to what I see through your windows)
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: Tosh on November 21, 2009, 05:41:33 pm
Sennelager is one of our best areas. ;)

No way!  Sennelager is probably one of the worst lagers in the World.  I had one of my two (now both missing) front teeth kicked out there (Geordies bar); its a rotten place!
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: cozy on November 21, 2009, 06:15:30 pm
Think that bar is closed Tosh, I'll look tomorrow when I'm there. The houses there are all easy one pane windows. Rodney houses are all compact too. Easy meat  ;)
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: Tosh on November 21, 2009, 06:24:35 pm
Think that bar is closed Tosh, I'll look tomorrow when I'm there. The houses there are all easy one pane windows. Rodney houses are all compact too. Easy meat  ;)

It closed down years ago; it was almost directly opposite Sennelagers main training camp gates.
Title: Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
Post by: cozy on November 21, 2009, 08:16:29 pm
They have been talking about that since 1992 mate, it would effect about 40% of my WC work if they all pushed off. Nothing happens that fast mate. 1 Div are here in Herford and I do areas as far away as Paderborn and Gütersloh about 40 miles away.

If I knew that the Army would be gone in about 4 years, that's plenty of time to replace them  as custies and expand the carpet cleaning side. So, no panic stations just yet. ;)