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Title: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Sapphire Window Cleaning on November 20, 2009, 11:18:10 am
Take a look at this guys, its so funny.
 ;D ;D ;D


http://www.oakleywindowcleaning.co.uk/oonmikak.htm
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: krave on November 20, 2009, 11:28:03 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: eclipse on November 20, 2009, 11:32:31 am
FANTASTIC    ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: d s windowcleaning on November 20, 2009, 11:36:33 am
pure class  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: matt on November 20, 2009, 11:40:01 am
i have seen the hitler edit so many times

BUT this is on the button with the topic of CIU and lets be honest, its very funny

nice work

Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: drive surgeon on November 20, 2009, 11:42:57 am
dont take the p too much im sure mr omnivac is making a good living out of selling the vac??
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 11:50:26 am
Pure Pure Classic, I haven't laughed so much since the mother-in-law fell down the stairs,  ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Sapphire Window Cleaning on November 20, 2009, 11:51:07 am
Drive, have you seen any of Glyn's posts?
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: drive surgeon on November 20, 2009, 12:23:12 pm
lol i know matt im just kiddin lol you busy matt doing gutters still? hope so  :)
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: russ_clark on November 20, 2009, 12:39:32 pm
I didn't know Glyn had a tash like that  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Sapphire Window Cleaning on November 20, 2009, 12:50:50 pm
lol i know matt im just kiddin lol you busy matt doing gutters still? hope so  :)


Yes I have just quoted 3 jobs today, quoted 4 yesterday and 1 on Tuesday. all good.
My other half is in charge of the financial side of the business and I am trying to get her to order a guttervac, ooops, did I say guttervac lol
I mean an electronic gutter debris remover. hehe

Matt
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Mike 108 on November 20, 2009, 01:03:13 pm
 ;D ;D ;D  Absolutely brilliant!   ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: John Walker on November 20, 2009, 01:35:18 pm
Spot on - Brilliant!!
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Steve CM on November 20, 2009, 01:49:12 pm
although i don't go along with all this tit for tat.

That is pretty damn funny! ;D very creative  ;)
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: rz on November 20, 2009, 02:29:49 pm
sooooooooo funny

had to watch it three times ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Gleaming windows on November 20, 2009, 02:38:35 pm
Who put that on my site  :o
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: GWCS on November 20, 2009, 02:41:10 pm
Quote
dont worry mrs A, alex will be ok

PMSL..
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Frankybadboy on November 20, 2009, 04:03:41 pm
dont weather to laugh or cry.but ped me self so much on way to toilet now. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 04:11:12 pm
Hell fire thats funny

"dont worry Mrs A, Alex will be ok"

LOL LOL LOL
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 20, 2009, 04:33:27 pm
Hell fire thats funny

"dont worry Mrs A, Alex will be ok"

LOL LOL LOL

+1! ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: macmac on November 20, 2009, 04:49:11 pm
Superb, best laugh I've had in ages ;D ;D ;D ;D

What a hero! ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Richard Holt on November 20, 2009, 04:51:05 pm
Absolutely LMAO!
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 04:53:31 pm
Dilligaf, if only they all knew what your name means LOL
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 20, 2009, 04:58:50 pm
Oh matt you are a absolute god, I have never laughed so much in my life... my kids think im nuts.... going to watch that again....
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: ftp on November 20, 2009, 05:04:18 pm
Is there anywhere else I can watch it 'cos mine doesn't seem to play right to the end.
Brilliant!

Ooh it has now, very very rude but extremely funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Jason Atwell on November 20, 2009, 05:08:26 pm
AND THE WINNER IS PITTMONKEY
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Gleaming windows on November 20, 2009, 05:16:36 pm
Is there anywhere else I can watch it 'cos mine doesn't seem to play right to the end.
Brilliant!

Ooh it has now, very very rude but extremely funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Here you go mate

www.oakleywindowcleaning.co.uk/omnikak.mpg
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: JSMC on November 20, 2009, 06:03:01 pm
probs glynn has ha d agood laugh at that also
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: JSMC on November 20, 2009, 06:05:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDTA0uuLKhk

glasgow version of hitler is a ned
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Ta-ra on November 20, 2009, 06:05:12 pm
Great vid. Is 'Glynn' the inventor or something of this vacuum system I read about?  Is he like Barnes Wallis or something?
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: poleman on November 20, 2009, 06:11:13 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Window Washers on November 20, 2009, 06:27:01 pm
I have had a rubish day so far, just got in a watch video, now in a funny mood.

That is the funnist thing i HAVE EVERY WATCHED TO DO WITH WINDOW CLEANING GUTTER CLEANING.

I wondered what Mrs A looked like  ;D

I guess glyn will be laughing himself when he watches this.
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Gleaming windows on November 20, 2009, 06:31:52 pm
I seem to remember him threatening legal action when it was first put up. He had it removed from Youtube.

I emailed him purporting to be someone else (RedKev actually  ;D ) we had quite a chummy conversation, although my email address was from some alterego like Gary Brown, he didnt cotton on for a while  ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Clive McDonald on November 20, 2009, 06:43:35 pm
Yes funny, even though i've always liked glyn.The spelling let it down a bit their/there-dominate etc.


I hope glyn's okay about it.I think it's wrong to create enemies on here and when a lot of us get together to laught at one person that's a lot like bullying.

But I do agree it was funny.
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 20, 2009, 06:46:58 pm
Yes funny, even though i've always liked glyn.The spelling let it down a bit their/there-dominate etc.


I hope glyn's okay about it.I think it's wrong to create enemies on here and when a lot of us get together to laught at one person that's a lot like bullying.

But I do agree it was funny.

who made the enemies in the 1st place, ive seen people put up a simple question and he has jumped on them like a bully so there for he deserves everything he gets...
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Pittmonkey on November 20, 2009, 07:32:42 pm
Crikey!!! thought this got buried weeks ago :D

I put it on You Tube but was taken off after about two hours after a complaint. No idea who from  :-X

No idea how it ended up on Stalin's www.

I'm in a foul mood today and really P'd off. Just watched it again myself and still P myself when I watch it. If only everyone had a sense of humour.

Just a thought, Hope Alex is OK and hasn't seen the sharp end of a gutter spike, we ain't seen him on here since that was originally posted.   :o

Thanks for the comments guy's, and thanks to matt for having a very good and expensive lawyer.

Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 07:43:09 pm
Maybe Alex wasnt ok, but that lady did tell Mrs A that he would be ok.
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: matt on November 20, 2009, 07:47:59 pm
Crikey!!! thought this got buried weeks ago :D

I put it on You Tube but was taken off after about two hours after a complaint. No idea who from  :-X

No idea how it ended up on Stalin's www.

I'm in a foul mood today and really P'd off. Just watched it again myself and still P myself when I watch it. If only everyone had a sense of humour.

Just a thought, Hope Alex is OK and hasn't seen the sharp end of a gutter spike, we ain't seen him on here since that was originally posted.   :o

Thanks for the comments guy's, and thanks to matt for having a very good and expensive lawyer.



i must have missed it

i wonder if some1 could upload it to somewhere like www.megaupload.com

just so it can live on when oakley gets taken out by the omnihitman
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Pittmonkey on November 20, 2009, 07:56:40 pm
http://rapidshare.com/files/304591232/All_is_not_well_at_Gutter_Vac_HQ.wmv.html

Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: matt on November 20, 2009, 07:59:05 pm
http://rapidshare.com/files/304591232/All_is_not_well_at_Gutter_Vac_HQ.wmv.html



 ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 08:12:53 pm
http://rapidshare.com/files/304591232/All_is_not_well_at_Gutter_Vac_HQ.wmv.html


Where did you get the film to be able to do your own sub titles??
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Pittmonkey on November 20, 2009, 08:38:51 pm
Here you go Jeff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYWeBIVFUvk

Download as a .flv then convert to .wma. I then used MS Movie Maker for sub's

Look forward to your version :)
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: suds window service on November 20, 2009, 08:41:24 pm
Quote
dont worry mrs A, alex will be ok

PMSL..
lmao
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: suds window service on November 20, 2009, 08:42:25 pm
Quote
dont worry mrs A, alex will be ok

PMSL..
top quality lmao
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 08:45:10 pm
Here you go Jeff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYWeBIVFUvk

Download as a .flv then convert to .wma. I then used MS Movie Maker for sub's

Look forward to your version :)

Many Thanks  ;) give me a while to do it I have a bit of work on at the moment so I'll have a good think of what to do with it  ;)
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Pittmonkey on November 20, 2009, 08:46:55 pm
I had an idea for another but been really busy. But watch this space.
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: ronnie paton on November 20, 2009, 08:49:01 pm
pitt monkey you have a special talent :)
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 20, 2009, 08:50:26 pm
Everytime I watch it I laugh more each time...
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Pittmonkey on November 20, 2009, 08:50:47 pm
pitt monkey you have a special talent :)

Yep!!! Window Cleaning  ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Steve_c on November 20, 2009, 10:01:18 pm
Very Funny
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Gleaming windows on November 20, 2009, 10:11:29 pm
Here you go Jeff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYWeBIVFUvk

Download as a .flv then convert to .wma. I then used MS Movie Maker for sub's

Look forward to your version :)

How do you put subtitles on in movie-maker PittMonkey?
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: wizard on November 20, 2009, 10:30:45 pm
I thing this is so funny and more so if one knows the history of this posting . Well down PITmonkey of Oaskley.
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Glyn H on November 20, 2009, 11:03:41 pm
Matt Batemen
How perverse that you would send emails to me purporting to be Kevin Red and then actually feel proud to boast  that you carried out this frankly bizare action  after keeping it to your self for weeks.

I urge that you seek help because that sort of obsesion with someone you have never met is  not a sign of a healthy mind.

God alone knows what you do in a situation where you  took a dislike to someone you actually knew rather than a name on a forum.

Why would you also get great pleasure from hosting somone elses creation on your personal website hoping to cause an indivdual harm and distress?





Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: LWC on November 20, 2009, 11:09:16 pm
THE

ING

FIRE

and

FUEL

Mix them up and what do ya get?
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: dazmond on November 20, 2009, 11:20:44 pm
D..I..L..L..I....G...A....F
Do I LookLike I Give A Feck!!kevin bloody wilson!!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Gleaming windows on November 20, 2009, 11:27:31 pm
Matt Batemen
How perverse that you would send emails to me purporting to be Kevin Red and then actually feel proud to boast  that you carried out this frankly bizare action  after keeping it to your self for weeks.

I urge that you seek help because that sort of obsesion with someone you have never met is  not a sign of a healthy mind.

God alone knows what you do in a situation where you  took a dislike to someone you actually knew rather than a name on a forum.

Why would you also get great pleasure from hosting somone elses creation on your personal website hoping to cause an indivdual harm and distress?



As for distress and harm, bla bla bla, get over yourself mate. Well, get a sense of humour at least. Its only a bloomin gutter vac load of old tosh malarky tripe rubbish pipe thingymajig whojammyflip dyson bag leaf blowing pile of old tat.


Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: matt on November 20, 2009, 11:29:57 pm
probs glynn has ha d agood laugh at that also




I guess glyn will be laughing himself when he watches this.

you pair look like you were wrong



Matt Batemen
How perverse that you would send emails to me purporting to be Kevin Red and then actually feel proud to boast  that you carried out this frankly bizare action  after keeping it to your self for weeks.

I urge that you seek help because that sort of obsesion with someone you have never met is  not a sign of a healthy mind.

God alone knows what you do in a situation where you  took a dislike to someone you actually knew rather than a name on a forum.

Why would you also get great pleasure from hosting somone elses creation on your personal website hoping to cause an indivdual harm and distress?








evening glyn
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Gleaming windows on November 20, 2009, 11:31:37 pm
Well he did say in the video that he would delete his account   :'(
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: matt on November 20, 2009, 11:38:44 pm
Matt he's deleted his account. Well he did say he would in the video.


Now THATS ironic  ;D ;D ;D ;D



That is the icing on the cake; and he probably doesnt realise it.....yet!

its as if pitmonkey had a vision   ;D ;D ;D

i am sure he will be back, come back glyn, we miss you
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: krave on November 20, 2009, 11:49:37 pm
Dont get me wrong I found the video funny, and some posts on this thread and others have been funny. Very funny.

Even if someone doesnt come across the best in the way they react or doesnt have the best people skills sometimes (I know I can jump my guns as alot of people can). Does it not get to the point where you have to think Something has gone too far a become a bit pointless.

I mean a man that runs a successful business has been gunned down beyond belief past the point of a joke, for what is basically not finding funny jokes funny. And taking them a bit too personally.

I have obviously not been a very frequent poster on here, But do you not think pressuring one or more people so much is not good for the forum, Weather it be Glyn or Gdroundbuilders. I think amongst all the jokes the forum can get a bit too personal sometimes and just think that its not the best thing.

Sorry for the ramble, Just thought it should be said, and now feel a bit sorry for Glyn.
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Steve CM on November 20, 2009, 11:54:30 pm
he should of just come on and laughed about it. He does get hunted down but then he doesn't do himself any favours either.

It was funny even though the joke was on him. Sometimes you have to just laugh at yourself. I'm sure if the shoe was on the other foot with some of these posters the reaction would of been the same though ;)
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Craig Trevain on November 21, 2009, 12:03:43 am
There is one person laughing all the way to the bank here, a solicitor in Crawley, the amount of letters she must be writing!!!
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Pittmonkey on November 21, 2009, 01:08:50 am
By deleting his account I think he may have seen the funny side of it all now and is going along with the fun.  :-\

Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Window Washers on November 21, 2009, 06:05:12 am
probs glynn has ha d agood laugh at that also




I guess glyn will be laughing himself when he watches this.

you pair look like you were wrong



Matt Batemen
How perverse that you would send emails to me purporting to be Kevin Red and then actually feel proud to boast  that you carried out this frankly bizare action  after keeping it to your self for weeks.

I urge that you seek help because that sort of obsesion with someone you have never met is  not a sign of a healthy mind.

God alone knows what you do in a situation where you  took a dislike to someone you actually knew rather than a name on a forum.

Why would you also get great pleasure from hosting somone elses creation on your personal website hoping to cause an indivdual harm and distress?








evening glyn
I guessed wrong, am a little shocked that Glyn canceled his account though, maybe I have missed a few posts along the way.

I also think it maybe time to stop this post now as clearly this is upsetting someone else and is no longer funny, well to glyn it is not.
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: ftp on November 21, 2009, 08:07:03 am
It's not the first time Glyn's deleted his account he'll be back by next week. If you all knew the history of all this then you wouldn't have a lot of sympathy. Even if you went back through Glyns posts you wouldn't pick it all up 'cos he would rapidly delete half of his rantings anyway. All very funny in my opinion and if you are prepared to post on such a big forum and abuse it's members you've got to expect a backlash in the end. You have to remember Glyn's unlikely to be coming on here for a laugh and a chat like the rest of us, he's not looking for advice - he's looking to sell his products and so should be more professional about the way he conducts his buisiness.
These spats don't just start - it takes two to tango!
Title: Re: The Guttervac War continues
Post by: Moderator David@stives on November 21, 2009, 08:25:40 am
I am going to lock this as it has gone too far, very funny vi if you are not on the receiving end,  everything else  smacks of mass playground bullying.

Glyn is trying to trademark the guttervac just like ionics did with reach and wash, nothing wrong with that just a tactical business decision.

you have had your laugh so lets all move on and leave the lagal issues to all those involved.

Locked