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Title: how many women
Post by: tomy jackson on November 17, 2009, 05:07:25 pm
how many female windys are the out ther ????????
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: cozy on November 17, 2009, 05:08:54 pm
Mrs Cozy is one, we work together. ;)
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: elite mike on November 17, 2009, 05:09:19 pm
how many do you want then tomy ;)
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: martinsadie on November 17, 2009, 09:10:46 pm
how many can you manage Tomy  ;D ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: bad trippy on November 17, 2009, 09:14:28 pm
Mrs trippy or as Tosh would say wor lass!
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on November 17, 2009, 11:03:12 pm
Mrs Window Wipers is a windy cleaner ..... on paper..... i have yet to train her up .... her time will come
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: mci services on November 17, 2009, 11:22:50 pm
my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience ;D and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is ::)

think i might sack him and take my wife out with me instead
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Blue Frog Systems on November 17, 2009, 11:28:08 pm
my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience ;D and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is ::)

think i might sack him and take my wife out with me instead

Give him a map and tell him its homework :P
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Sean Dyer on November 18, 2009, 09:07:40 am
my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience ;D and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is ::)

think i might sack him and take my wife out with me instead

sounds like you employed rain man lol

my first worker was the exact same aprt from clenaing the van he was scruffy in the vehicle but hated getting dirty
he always did his hair in the side mirror while i was driving too lol

lad ive got now is ok but a bit whingy in bad weather
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Tosh on November 18, 2009, 09:14:52 am
Wor Lass is a window cleaner.  We travel to jobs and split up when we get there, mostly.  Sometimes its great having her around, and sometimes I wish she'd naff off and get a proper job!

She looks a bit rough here!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/windowcleaningpics005.jpg)

This is a nicer one though:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/0f983653.jpg)

And FFS don't go telling her I stuck this one up of her:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/Helenbath.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: daniel worgan on November 18, 2009, 09:29:52 am
lol...she is going to love you for that... ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: elite mike on November 18, 2009, 09:48:56 am
nearly chocked on my coffee tosh :o ;D ;D ;D

shes going to kill you mate ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Window Washers on November 18, 2009, 09:52:09 am
LMAO, Tosh What are you like..... ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: DaveG on November 18, 2009, 09:53:12 am
bet she dont know you took that sneaky photo!!!
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Tosh on November 18, 2009, 10:12:20 am
my worker is a women, at least you would think he was, doesnt like spiders, doesnt like being dirty, he washes his hands about a thousand times a day, if he scratches himself hes looking for the first aid kit, and god forbid dog muck touches any thing its drowned in pure water until spotless, on the plus side he cleans my van out every time we stop for more than a few minutes, and he has absoultly no patience ;D and keeps asking questions on where we are going next and when i answer he doesnt know where it is ::)

Add to this, 'I need a toilet (a proper one)' every ten minutes, and your description could be of Wor Lass!
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: CBCS on November 18, 2009, 10:18:02 am
HA HA HA HA!!! PMSL!!!  ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Sir Squeaky on November 18, 2009, 10:31:43 am
You're a bad man. ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Tosh on November 18, 2009, 10:31:53 am
If "Wor Lass" reads this thread, you are gonna be in soooo much trouble!!  :)

Yep!  ;D  But what I'm going to do is delete my photos and leave a big:

MODERATORS NOTE;  DO NOT POST PORNAGRAPHIC PICTURES OF WOR LASS ON THIS FORUM.  PLEASE ADHERE TO THE FORUM RULES YOU AGREED TO ON JOINING THIS SITE!

And then delete this post!  I'll let some imaginations run riot for those who've not yet read this post!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Tosh on November 18, 2009, 10:32:40 am
You're a bad man. ;D

Aw poo.  Squeaks has seen this post and there's a high possiblility that he may grass me up to Wor Lass!  >:(
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: elite mike on November 18, 2009, 10:36:06 am
If "Wor Lass" reads this thread, you are gonna be in soooo much trouble!!  :)

Yep!  ;D  But what I'm going to do is delete my photos and leave a big:

MODERATORS NOTE;  DO NOT POST PORNAGRAPHIC PICTURES OF WOR LASS ON THIS FORUM.  PLEASE ADHERE TO THE FORUM RULES YOU AGREED TO ON JOINING THIS SITE!

And then delete this post!  I'll let some imaginations run riot for those who've not yet read this post!  ;D ;D

some of the guys might just save the pics tosh ;D ;D

not me tho  ;)
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Tosh on November 18, 2009, 10:36:32 am
YWCS!!!!

I never thought of that even though I've used a similar tactic in the past.

 ??? >:( ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: elite mike on November 18, 2009, 10:44:42 am
tosh ,

has your mrs got the mobile phone with her

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/windowcleaningpics005.jpg

not giving anyone ideas mind ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Tosh on November 18, 2009, 10:48:30 am
I'm in the cack aren't I?  I know I am!   :-[
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: jeff1 on November 18, 2009, 10:53:02 am
Wor Lass is a window cleaner.  We travel to jobs and split up when we get there, mostly.  Sometimes its great having her around, and sometimes I wish she'd naff off and get a proper job!

She looks a bit rough here!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/windowcleaningpics005.jpg)

This is a nicer one though:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/0f983653.jpg)

And FFS don't go telling her I stuck this one up of her:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/Helenbath.jpg)

 ;D
I don't think anyone on here would be mean enough to quote you Tosh  ;D ;D your a dead man walking now Tosh  ;D

Oh and to keep it on topic you should all feel sorry for me because sometimes I have to go out with 4 women window cleaners  :o  :'(   :'(
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Sir Squeaky on November 18, 2009, 04:35:01 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: DaveG on November 18, 2009, 06:07:27 pm
Lets start a readers wives section! ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: davids3511 on November 18, 2009, 07:09:12 pm
YWCS!!!!

I never thought of that even though I've used a similar tactic in the past.

 ??? >:( ;D

All you need to do is move the pic from photobucket. Then you are sorted.
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Sir Squeaky on November 18, 2009, 07:45:09 pm
YWCS!!!!

I never thought of that even though I've used a similar tactic in the past.

 ??? >:( ;D

All you need to do is move the pic from photobucket. Then you are sorted.
No you're not.
It's reproduced on this page now, not linked from a site. ;D
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: the 1 and only on November 23, 2009, 02:13:32 pm
my god.shes beautiful.better in the stockings though.luckylucky man.i wish for a woman like that to love me every day however fat i got.just cant find 1.
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: South Coast Cleaning Services on November 23, 2009, 02:21:23 pm
Whats happend to this forum, the weather seems to of got everyone in a funny mood,  well hello Mrs Wor-lass marks out of 10 id give her 1 lol only joking tosh, I remember taking that pic  ;)
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Billy Bob on November 24, 2009, 01:15:19 pm
Rule 34 for Window Cleaning
Title: Re: how many women
Post by: Tosh on November 24, 2009, 01:27:54 pm
Rule 34 for Window Cleaning

Rule 34?  Is that...

Where ever possible block neighbors of your customers into their car parking spaces, rather than infringing on the driveways of those who pay you?