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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: MICHAEL_GAYTON on December 02, 2003, 09:38:02 pm

Title: what gets your back up
Post by: MICHAEL_GAYTON on December 02, 2003, 09:38:02 pm
I would like to find out what gets your goat out in the big cleaning world .For me its mondays hate the things just cannot get going always look forward to getting in before i go out !!!!!!!!
the other six days are great

mick ( not so happy mondays) :P

ps lets get it out your feel better for it!
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Dynafoam on December 02, 2003, 09:58:52 pm
Mick,

How about the customer that waits till you have packed away most of your equipment, then says "Could you just.............."

John.
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: MICHAEL_GAYTON on December 02, 2003, 10:11:48 pm
GOD i am  with you on that one.Also you work your soaks off all day at one job, they do not ask or make you a drink.but ask for a favour (just wisk over this mate!)
mick
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Mike Halliday on December 02, 2003, 10:26:02 pm
I hate people who look down thier nose at me when I say I'm a carpet cleaner. they seam to think its some second rate job.

I just laugh inside  ;)

Mike
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: MICHAEL_GAYTON on December 02, 2003, 10:33:41 pm
:)also near turn up in your car it maybe better than the persons your quoting, then you P them off. (CARPET cleaner got a better car than me )
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: lee_gundry on December 02, 2003, 11:12:54 pm
i didn,t move anything, as i didn,t know where you were going  to start  cleaning.

Lee G
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: John_Flynn on December 02, 2003, 11:14:14 pm
I voted BNP at the last local elections, hope you can read into that what my BIG gripe is 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: MICHAEL_GAYTON on December 02, 2003, 11:33:07 pm
Called out the same time as the plummer/ window fitter/ carpenter and the family come to vist / two dogs,
1001 questions from mum inlaw and walking all over the clean carpet this one is true and it was a monday
mick
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Ivar_Haglund on December 03, 2003, 12:56:29 am
:P :P :P :P :o :P :P :P

After you set the truck up and start cleaning

Oh could you pleae move your truck I have to go somewhere.


People who wont move cars out of drive way


IVAR ;D
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Bob Allen on December 03, 2003, 01:05:34 am
Doing 4 piddly jobs and 2 of them comming in with a cup of tea- for them selves & the other 2 jos no drink at all & receiving cheques from all of them.
And another thing customers who insist on you moving the big cabinet thats been their from the begginning of time only to go back in the same place.
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Derek on December 03, 2003, 07:20:30 pm
Hi

My two pennies worth....

1. Houses without numbers, especially on dark mornings and evenings.

2. Streets/Roads with name plates on one side only...you drive past to see that this is the road you want.....aagghh!  

Derek
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: MICHAEL_GAYTON on December 04, 2003, 12:36:15 am
I did some work for a hotel chain, if it was 40 pound or hundreds of pounds, hotel policy was to make you what two months. Clear the cheque on that date then sit on it for 27 days. they called me today and ask if i cud dry a mattress out  ASP.I did not return the call ,they did this to me four times no more.
mick
ps can you bet that one :-[
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Ivar_Haglund on December 04, 2003, 04:42:45 am
did some one named

PATEL own the hotel
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: strakercleaning on December 04, 2003, 03:26:24 pm
I am afraid my worse thing is simply the customer that watches you empty machine, roll up hoses and stick all bits in the van before saying " I wonder if you have time to clean this other......." :o
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Bob Allen on December 05, 2003, 12:07:08 am
When you tell the customer the final price on completion and they look at you and say "sorry how much"..............."thought it would be alot more than that"
....AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Kinver_Clean on December 05, 2003, 10:52:42 am
On the job yesterday I told the lady how much it was and she gave me a cheque for £10 more with the comment thats how much you charged me last time....what a star!

trevor
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: The Great One on December 05, 2003, 11:01:37 am
My 1st job (last week)...

Got a call to clean 14 staris and a 5m hallway, asked if there were any stains, yes was the reply, a wine stain...

When I arrived the wine stain turned out to be a BOTTLE of wine stain that had fallen down the stairs!

got it out though ;)

Regards

Martin 8)
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Scots_cleaner on December 05, 2003, 11:03:55 am
Red or White wine?
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: The Great One on December 05, 2003, 07:14:13 pm
It was Red wine and had been there for 2 weeks apparently.

Came out a treat

Regards

Martin 8)
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: strakercleaning on December 05, 2003, 07:44:36 pm
Red RX ..............never fails ;D
Any other suggestions :-/
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: woodman on December 05, 2003, 07:57:56 pm
:'(

When you get a week of cleaning mostly upholstery( and a  some carpets) and then find out that next week is nearly all the same >:(

Ooh my aching back.
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: carpetmas5 on December 05, 2003, 08:03:08 pm
I had a call today help dogs do do's all over ground floor, Yes lady I can help out , O good how much, Min £40.00 plus. I thought it would no more then £10.00!
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: woodman on December 05, 2003, 08:10:57 pm
£10.00 ?  she must be barking mad. ;D

I hope you poo pooed it ::)

Sorry , I'll get me coat :-[
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: MICHAEL_GAYTON on December 05, 2003, 09:49:46 pm
:-/ glad i am not the only one with a bad back ,four hours on a damask suite.all for the love of money
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: John_Flynn on December 05, 2003, 11:41:58 pm
Hope you did the 2 carpets too, as my local Splash and Dash guy does!!!  
 
All for £49.00!!

But 4 hours, he could have done the whole house and next door as well, he would allow his guys 1.5 hours to do a suite and 2 carpets.
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: MICHAEL_GAYTON on December 06, 2003, 12:46:04 am
:Dstill got the num back i would down load pics of suite
i only got £200  + vat / three cups of tea/ two bic's
and cake and £1.40 pence down the side of suite .no i did not keep it.i sleep well that night
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Londoner on December 06, 2003, 11:34:13 am
My mate had a job recently. Hall landing stairs and big lounge. Several stains.
Nice lady opens door, he cleans then holds his hand out for money.
She says "Oh Im not paying, I don't know anything about it"
He says "well who is paying?"
She says "the landlord I guess, I didn't book you"

You can guess the rest.
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Derek on December 06, 2003, 11:37:37 am
Hi John

The actual time allowed for an operator to clean a house full of carpets AND a three piece suite is One hour and Fifty minutes.

This information was given to me a year or so ago by one of the MD's of a Splash and Dash style organisation.

No ...I didn't sign up! ;D

Derek
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: John_Flynn on December 06, 2003, 03:09:44 pm
Why on earth not Derek, didn't you fancy the idea of a 20 minute tea break on every job???

8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Derek on December 06, 2003, 05:26:13 pm
Tea breaks John....what are they?  ;)  ;D

Once I get started I go onto auto pilot.... seriously though, according to the Gospels of 'Our Kenneth' the tea/coffee time is the, all important, 'Kitchen sink marketing' time...

He happens to be right yet again (Dammit) ..the most productive item on the jobsheet... the tea/coffee that is ;D

Derek
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Londoner on December 07, 2003, 11:00:21 am
NOT GETTING PAID
that is my major gripe. Call me old fashioned but I get a bit offended by this.

" Im just the au pair and I haven't got any money"

" the insurance company is payng - send them the bill"

" I thought my husband would be home by now"

" I didn't book you, it must have been the landlord"
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: woodman on December 10, 2003, 07:04:16 pm
>:(

Booked regular lady in 3 weeks ago for two day job at large property, carpets, furniture and curtains.
Get there today she's changed her mind only wants half the original work carried out asks can this be done in a day instead as she wants to go Christmas shopping.

Now this does get my back up as she's had plenty of time to inform me instead of waiting till I turn up but it's a tricky one as she is having a few hundred pounds worth of work done.

So I try not to show my anger,smile tell her it's no problem and move on :(



Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Derek on December 10, 2003, 09:00:37 pm
So you now have a day off to do your Christmas shopping. ...well done... puts the rest of us to shame

Derek
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Bob Allen on December 10, 2003, 10:30:18 pm
first job of the day working upstairs & smell burning run down stairs machine is smoking taken in for repairs back Saturday if Lucky.
Gets out back up machine turn on and pop electric trips another machine knackered vacuum gone.
Come home from work ....seems abit cold in here heating should be on........bloody boiler has packed in
Who was it said bad luck comes in threes
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: John_Flynn on December 11, 2003, 12:23:15 am
If it wasn't for Bad Luck, I wouldn't have any Luck!!!
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: woodman on December 11, 2003, 10:38:20 am
Derek,

Did you say day off? Christmas shopping ?

Bah Humbug

I will be doing another job else where and if not catching up on all the office work I've let slip. :(
Title: Re: what gets your back up
Post by: Dave Parry on December 11, 2003, 11:21:54 pm
I hate electrical wiring problems. Recently plugged my ninja into two diferrent sockets just to be sure, and Bang! one of them had been wired off a lighting 5a circuit. Only wifey in so I went to the fuse board to reset it and its wired fuses not MCB's, and no fuse wire. Wifey rings hubby who turns up with fuse wire gives wire to me and goes. I was only cleaning landing and staircase, £ 35. and nearly two hours. Cant wait for my t/m. no more electrical probs.