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Title: Quality customer
Post by: ftp on November 09, 2009, 07:41:52 pm
Customer "I haven't got any money, hang on I'll pop down to the garage, i'll be two minutes"
Five minutes later he comes back "got there and forgot my wallet! Be two minutes!"
Another five and he comes back, gets out of the car and goes inside!
I knock the door and out he comes "i'll be two minutes!"Jumps in his car again and drives off.
Ten minutes later he drives back and eventually pays me.
What a numpty  ::)
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: jouk45 on November 09, 2009, 08:00:54 pm
blimey you could have done a couple of houses in that time lol
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: martinsadie on November 09, 2009, 08:05:48 pm
when they offer to go and get it ,i tell them not to bother i call back thurs night,lot less hassle
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: steven ainger on November 09, 2009, 08:07:30 pm
i just leave a sae, and tell them to post me a cheque.
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: macmac on November 09, 2009, 08:08:24 pm
Customer "I haven't got any money, hang on I'll pop down to the garage, i'll be two minutes"
Five minutes later he comes back "got there and forgot my wallet! Be two minutes!"
Another five and he comes back, gets out of the car and goes inside!
I knock the door and out he comes "i'll be two minutes!"Jumps in his car again and drives off.
Ten minutes later he drives back and eventually pays me.
What a numpty  ::)


Why do you attract so many numptys Dave? Do you advertise specifically for numptys?

You seem to do well with numptys, what's your secret mate?  :D
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: simon smith50 on November 09, 2009, 08:09:06 pm
customers like that we could all do without
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: pingu on November 09, 2009, 08:11:11 pm
key his car
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: ccmids on November 09, 2009, 08:46:53 pm
key his car
thats a bit harsh :)
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: ftp on November 09, 2009, 09:13:11 pm
Customer "I haven't got any money, hang on I'll pop down to the garage, i'll be two minutes"
Five minutes later he comes back "got there and forgot my wallet! Be two minutes!"
Another five and he comes back, gets out of the car and goes inside!
I knock the door and out he comes "i'll be two minutes!"Jumps in his car again and drives off.
Ten minutes later he drives back and eventually pays me.
What a numpty  ::)


Why do you attract so many numptys Dave? Do you advertise specifically for numptys?

You seem to do well with numptys, what's your secret mate?  :D

I think it's to do with all the hills in my area. Years ago the locals couldn't get out of the valleys so they resorted to in-breeding.
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: daz1977 on November 10, 2009, 07:56:44 am
where u based ftp
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: cozy on November 10, 2009, 12:46:42 pm
Bristol somewhere, he reckons they are all 6 fingered inbreads down there ;)
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on November 10, 2009, 01:17:19 pm
Quote

I think it's to do with all the hills in my area. Years ago the locals couldn't get out of the valleys so they resorted to in-breeding.

That explains a lott  ;D
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: pingu on November 10, 2009, 01:24:27 pm
Ok ccmids...you've got a point...

Kidnap his wife and sell her to some Somalian Pirates...and then let them key his car

Is that better ::)
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: ftp on November 10, 2009, 02:57:55 pm
Today "please can you go next door and give the lady a quote because she wanted to know who I used"
Off I go - "hello I'm next doors windowcleaner and she asked me to pop round and see you, do you need a window cleaner?"
"No"  ::)


Another one phoned: "hello can you clean my gutters I'll pay whatever it costs, no hurry but sometime around the fourteenth would be great"
Popped round today and he comes to the door "the gardiner did them for us can't you see the moss he's chucked on the borders?"
numpty  ::)

Gutter clean this morning I rang the bell before I started to explain that her swan neck was already damaged with a plant poking out of the hole. Found a spare connector stuffed behind the conservatory so I climbed up, unscrewed the downpipe, re-fitted the new part and put it all back together. Rang the bell when I'd finished and told her what I had done - did she offer to pay any extra? Did she ******ks
numptyette ::)
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: cozy on November 10, 2009, 03:01:18 pm
Maybe it was the other neighbour, probably also 6 fingered though. ::)
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: Helen on November 10, 2009, 04:10:43 pm
Today "please can you go next door and give the lady a quote because she wanted to know who I used"
Off I go - "hello I'm next doors windowcleaner and she asked me to pop round and see you, do you need a window cleaner?"
"No"  ::)
Sorry not taking the p..., but that is classic ;D ;D


Another one phoned: "hello can you clean my gutters I'll pay whatever it costs, no hurry but sometime around the fourteenth would be great"
Popped round today and he comes to the door "the gardiner did them for us can't you see the moss he's chucked on the borders?"
numpty  ::)

Gutter clean this morning I rang the bell before I started to explain that her swan neck was already damaged with a plant poking out of the hole. Found a spare connector stuffed behind the conservatory so I climbed up, unscrewed the downpipe, re-fitted the new part and put it all back together. Rang the bell when I'd finished and told her what I had done - did she offer to pay any extra? Did she ******ks
numptyette ::)
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 10, 2009, 04:34:54 pm
Bristol somewhere, he reckons they are all 6 fingered inbreads down there ;)

It's true! And when we walk most of us have our knuckles dragging on the floor too! ;D
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: cozy on November 10, 2009, 04:38:41 pm
I think we should have a whip round for ftp and buy him a round up near fife or somewhere along way away from Bristol. I'll put a tenner in the pot. ;D

Knuckle dragging lot down there are they?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Quality customer
Post by: clean on November 10, 2009, 04:39:46 pm
wo wo wo hang on a min here lads,at least this guy did what he did and paid he could have not botherd at all like some do and don`t give a cr@p about paying you