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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 10:09:43 am

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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 10:09:43 am
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: martinsadie on November 07, 2009, 10:18:09 am
will you be giving the idea free to us or charging for it  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Dean Taberner on November 07, 2009, 10:21:50 am
sounds good terry
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 10:24:17 am
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Post by: simon w on November 07, 2009, 10:32:34 am
honestly its so good I am putting my name on it,I have tested this and tested it,
there is much more to come, ;D you will have never seen nothing like this really... ;D :o

Terry sounds like this product may be the down fall of the prof window cleaner  :'( If this Magic method is so easy to use then I'm thinking that perhaps our customers may choose to clean their own windows  :'(

What do you think about this?
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Andy@w.c.s on November 07, 2009, 10:36:57 am
good on you terry :)

another way forward for the window cleaning industry
 
so is this some alcohol based thing for it to evaporate on the glass ?
And does it leave any residue ?
what happens to pure water if the window has been cleaned with this stuff ?
is it going to be on general release to the public

Andy
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on November 07, 2009, 10:59:33 am
Well let's just keep it a window cleaners secret then  ;)
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 07, 2009, 11:08:23 am
stick it on youtube then terry so we can have a butchers.....better still get the telly contacts you have to pop round your gaff and film it....and then i may be swayed to buy one of "terry's magic window wipes"...hey i know what we can call it terry.

i aint going to tell you the name of it on here......have your people speak to my people.....(ME) and we can talk turkey.

i see a really good future for our newly formed partnership Tel. ;D
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Post by: Gleaming windows on November 07, 2009, 11:10:32 am
honestly its so good I am putting my name on it,I have tested this and tested it,
there is much more to come, ;D you will have never seen nothing like this really... ;D :o

Terry sounds like this product may be the down fall of the prof window cleaner  :'( If this Magic method is so easy to use then I'm thinking that perhaps our customers may choose to clean their own windows  :'(

What do you think about this?

Thats what they said when water was invented, then they said it when the ladder was invented, they said it again when the scrim was invented, and again when WFP came along.


You'll still have a job dont worry, custards are custards because theyre either too busy or too unmotivated to clean their windows.

Terrys idea is probably just that an idea and nothing else.
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Jeff Brimble on November 07, 2009, 11:12:22 am
Trading standards dont like the word Magic and I just hope my customers cannot buy it.
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 11:45:05 am
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Steve CM on November 07, 2009, 11:49:53 am
if its that good i may be able to sell it to my customers so they stop ringing me up and saying they've got smeary windows when its on the insides ::)
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: macmac on November 07, 2009, 11:58:16 am
Will it clean baked on bird poo, cobwebs, spider s*ite, algea, mould, frames, sills, snail trails etc. etc.?
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: drwindows on November 07, 2009, 12:06:01 pm
sounds good.

is this your idea terry, or has it been invented by ettore, unger or similar and you are just using your celebrity to endorse it?

Worth a look either way IMO
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 12:14:34 pm
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 12:22:15 pm
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 12:39:19 pm
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Toff on November 07, 2009, 12:45:17 pm
micro cloth spray on mister muscles class cleaner the secrects out now, ive been doing it for years.
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 07, 2009, 12:45:52 pm
so when are your people going to contact my people Terry.

i need an answer now as i have other peoples ideas lined up that i want to jump on the gravytrain with...i mean come on board as an advisor 8)
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 01:23:24 pm
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 07, 2009, 01:37:45 pm
has that train left already?....darn >:(
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 01:42:30 pm
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Post by: Window Washers on November 07, 2009, 02:11:43 pm
;D Turbo Shine  ;D
lol, like it  ;D
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Post by: John Walker on November 07, 2009, 02:13:25 pm
Might be .....  Isopropanol Cleaning Wipe applications   ;D


•Glass
•Digital printers and print heads
•Tape recorder heads
•Printed circuit boards
•Connectors and gold fingers
•Microwave and telephone circuitry, mobile telephones
•Data processing, computers, photocopiers and office equipment
•LCD panels
•Medical equipment
•Relays
•Flux cleaning and removal
•Optics and fibre optics, fibre optic connectors
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•Photographic negatives and slides
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: p1w1 on November 07, 2009, 02:41:15 pm
even if it is some magical solution is the cutomer then going to climb up there ladders to use it I very much doubt it...It will have no effect on the window cleaning trade what so ever. The very reason there is lots of window cleaning work out there is because no matter what there is out there to clean them  it all boils down to the same reason you get the work ...the customer just carn't be arsed to do it in the first place...


Paul
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 02:49:15 pm
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: trevor perry on November 07, 2009, 02:51:34 pm
terry i bet it is some solution that contains titanium dioxide also called Ti02, this would work but like anything else the microfibre will still want washing out regularly.
  the above method would also put a nano coating on the glass.
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 02:55:09 pm
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: trevor perry on November 07, 2009, 03:00:09 pm
how do you keep idiots in suspense?






Terry is going to tell us later ;D ;D ;D
seriously terry i would make sure you get a patent before telling anybody if it is as good as you say.
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 03:03:10 pm
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Nathanael Jones on November 07, 2009, 03:05:31 pm
Surely a mop & squeegee would still be faster than any type of spray & wipe method, no matter how good it is?
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: trevor perry on November 07, 2009, 03:13:56 pm
Surely a mop & squeegee would still be faster than any type of spray & wipe method, no matter how good it is?
  on high internal windows it could solve a lot of health and safety issues
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 03:14:26 pm
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Post by: Pole 2 Pole on November 07, 2009, 04:49:32 pm
Has Terry just rediscovered " a leather" using some nifty name?lol. The sachet.......a sachet of de ionised water  ;D My mum's been using them for years to clean her windows at home and in her car. Smear free too. Is that ya secret Terry?   ;)
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Window Washers on November 07, 2009, 04:52:15 pm
Surely a mop & squeegee would still be faster than any type of spray & wipe method, no matter how good it is?
I use a spray from my shower screen at home, just spray and leave no need to wipe ;D
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 07, 2009, 05:38:23 pm
I've got a bridge for sale ...  ;)
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 07, 2009, 10:30:44 pm
at the end of the day terry (which is about now, well a hour and 42 mins from now to be precise, but who is counting) i think this product is potentially life changing.....for you as well as me.(assuming you use scrimmy media services as your platform, which is a certainty...i think...isint it?)

YOU have the product Terry, I have the greedy money grabbing, get on the gravy train, blood from a stone mentality..erm...i mean i have the means to get the public to recognise this product as a brand similar to other brands such as bold, fairy (sorry tosh, i wasnt thinking about you at all when i said that, honest) and sony (did you know that sony was named after a person who went to newyork and said " that is SO NY"...much the same as what happened at a karaoke when a guy called SAM began to sing......he went onto create one of the biggest mobile phone companies in the world.(jeremy clarkson voice)....SAMsung.

anyway, now that i have totally shattered the illusion about how "brands" are named.....i have just the name for YOUR brand Terry....as i said before CIU aint the place to say it, but i know for a FACT that your product will sell millions.

FACT.

hey, if scriimy says its gonna sell.....its gonna sell
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: jouk45 on November 07, 2009, 11:00:42 pm
i am working on something the same as you terry, i wonder if it is the same product  ::) it does what you described, no trad, just wipe on and leave it, no smears and the shine is out of this world, far better than even gg3 or 4 i was thinking of bottling it myself,  8) even now am amazed how it does it,
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Post by: Nathanael Jones on November 07, 2009, 11:02:11 pm
i am working on something the same as you terry, i wonder if it is the same product  ::) it does what you described, no trad, just wipe on and leave it, no smears and the shine is out of this world, far better than even gg3 or 4 i was thinking of bottling it myself,  8) even now am amazed how it does it,

Don't get side tracked mate,.. we're relying on you to perfect that pole hose cleaner before you get sucked into another project!
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: jouk45 on November 07, 2009, 11:05:30 pm
its working fine nathan, no problems up to now, and my new sl-x is still running smooth no gritty noises like my harris has  ;D with winter in now, i can find some time to finish my projects of  8)
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 07, 2009, 11:25:15 pm
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: macmac on November 07, 2009, 11:30:48 pm
My guess is it's based on a similar product to the "waterless car cleaning solutions"
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Post by: Gaby P. on November 07, 2009, 11:32:37 pm
LOL, no way where does the dirt go? How often do you have to change the micro fibre? Or can you clean to a spotless shine with a dirty cloth.   ;D


That's what I thought......tons and tons of cloth? ???
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: jouk45 on November 07, 2009, 11:37:16 pm
;D night night ::) what am I gonna do next ;D secrets out! :o ;D
dont worry terry, i wont say a word  ;D it may well be a difrent product, i hope it goes well for you, cant wait to see it
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Andy@w.c.s on November 07, 2009, 11:49:40 pm
Terry Terry Terry


three words of advice

credibility  credibility  credibility


you have some
please don't lose it
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: jouk45 on November 07, 2009, 11:52:37 pm
LOL, no way where does the dirt go? How often do you have to change the micro fibre? Or can you clean to a spotless shine with a dirty cloth.   ;D


That's what I thought......tons and tons of cloth? ???
you only need the one microfibre cloth, then rinse out every so often, it is used damp,
it is faster than moping  and bladding the glass, and the results are instant, and no detailing,
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: EZclean on November 08, 2009, 12:20:38 am
can it 'do' frames the same way?

how much is used per application?

can you see it ever replacing trad and wfp?

will we have threads with... Terry's Magic Mist V Trad&WFP (replies:999999)

 :D
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: ftp on November 08, 2009, 08:23:52 am
Obviously it's a Terry Towel.
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 08, 2009, 09:29:23 am
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Post by: wizard on November 08, 2009, 09:54:30 am
We need to be careful this is not the great coming at all. Sell to the trade and let them promote it, then when it’s established. SELL TO EVERY TON DICK AND HARRY. Who will loose the Trade old marketing strategy? Lets not crack open the champagne till we know what’s in it for the industry. Mats will always look after there own pocket.
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: steven ainger on November 08, 2009, 10:24:18 am
;D one wipe no buffing needed,misses Jones down the rd is going to love it :o
you will all see just how usefull this is going to be ;D no smears......dissapears in front of you :o ;D :-*

does this mean, mrs jones will be the worlds fastest window cleaner, and do you out of your title ???? :'(
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 08, 2009, 10:46:56 am
 ;D not quite ;D Time will get it..
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Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 11:13:11 am
i missed the call from your people Terry, i was busy vacuuming the carpets and maybe they called during that episode of domesticity that came over me. :o

get them to call me again ;)
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Post by: stephen s on November 08, 2009, 11:36:29 am
ha ha ha ha ha   some Tom Pepper  has got all you gullable people following his posts round like lost puppy's  ;D ;D ;D  all will be revealed on 1st April  :D
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 08, 2009, 12:09:13 pm
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Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: dai on November 08, 2009, 01:02:30 pm
I've got a bridge for sale ...  ;)
I've been looking everywhere for one of them, but as you live in your own little world, it could be a bridge too far.
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: trevor perry on November 08, 2009, 03:25:36 pm
come on terry i am getting fed up keep looking on here to see if you have let your secret out, i know your dying to tell  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 03:39:29 pm
too late you great unwashed slaves....i got the rights to market it...terry's people have just called me......i had to pay 10k over the phone to secure the rights.....so you have missed the train boy.

i think it was his people ???

i hope it was his people  :-\

do you think i have been done over :'(
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Post by: Jeff Brimble on November 08, 2009, 04:23:56 pm
Classic  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 08, 2009, 04:37:04 pm
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Post by: Murdie window cleaning on November 08, 2009, 04:42:47 pm
too late you great unwashed slaves....i got the rights to market it...terry's people have just called me......i had to pay 10k over the phone to secure the rights.....so you have missed the train boy.

i think it was his people ???

i hope it was his people  :-\

do you think i have been done over :'(

That's my van and wfp system paid for  ;D ;D
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Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 05:09:09 pm
why you wascal >:(....just as well i am securing the real rights to terry's amazing new wonder wipes......his people have just called me......and this time it only cost me 5k....they said they felt sorry for me losing the 10k to that scammer, so they decided as a good will gesture they would reduce the fee to half. :D

i think it was terrys people.....you can see where this is going cant you 8)
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Post by: Gleaming windows on November 08, 2009, 05:12:19 pm
I'll give you a shout in a sec scrimmy, if you like I'll settle for 3K  ;D
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Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 05:20:15 pm
i am very fussy about who i let scam me Matt....but coz you like H.H and for that reason only i am willing to be scammed by you.....only one problem though...i only have 2k left :-\
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Post by: Gleaming windows on November 08, 2009, 05:28:54 pm
Well, I am a very busy man you understand and have little time to negotiate, so lets settle for 2K, that is the best I can do for you and sure you understand it is a very good deal for you  ;D


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Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 05:34:54 pm
done
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Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on November 08, 2009, 05:39:14 pm
i think this is another wind up we rise to the bait again tell me it isnt so mates suspense and intrigue  8) 8)
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 05:44:40 pm
but thats wot i luv about it....most things on the interweb is completely made up or is a scam......as the great man once said (or to be accurate is about to say)  " its the sifting through the dross that we find the thing we were looking for at the start"  (scrimmy, circa 1744)  8)

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Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on November 08, 2009, 05:57:29 pm
gotcha mate i thought somone was serious for a minute!!!
fickle old  me!!!
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Post by: DaveG on November 08, 2009, 06:05:13 pm
wipe on?

leave to dry??

Dries perfect??

Sounds like     wfp!
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 06:09:18 pm
gotcha mate i thought somone was serious for a minute!!!
fickle old  me!!!

see thats where the discerment comes in....it COULD be serious...there just may be a product called "terry turbo the fastest window cleaner on earths magic wonder wipes"......and who would argue...nay who could even begin to dispute the great mans...erm greatness....not me....i smell cash...and lots of it...well at least a fiver for my services as the HEAD MARKETING GURU...Terry....did you catch that mate......make sure they spell that right for my new office door 8)
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on November 08, 2009, 06:11:30 pm
want to know my secret weapon for those shiny windows
it moans it farts and it is fit and shines the windows with with er buns
answer IT ME MISSUS!!!!
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Post by: ccmids on November 08, 2009, 06:28:12 pm
;D its not A towel ;D :- :-* you can keep thinking what it might be,The secrets not out yet! :-* ::)
terry do you still need ladders with it????
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Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 07:32:08 pm
stay on topic.......its all about ME this post....dunno why people have to hijack these posts and make it all about themselves....thats so selfish......so again...lets talk about ME please and the merits I will bring to that fastest window cleaner chap and his box of wipes...wots his name again?...ah...thanks.......lets talk about the merits I will bring to Trevors box o'wipes....Trevor?..that aint it....flippin heck, you just cant get the staff these days.....Terence....sorry about that old bean...........now i have lost what it was i wanted to say..........ah yes.....its all about ME. 8)
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Post by: ccmids on November 08, 2009, 08:01:25 pm
scrimmy what you on about mate ? have i missed somthin ???
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Post by: Clive McDonald on November 08, 2009, 08:01:36 pm
What a lot of toffee.To start with a squeegie doesn't leave smears either so where is the advantage of this.You would still need ladders to access windows.

As for internals several methods have already been devised. Qvc like this sort of thing but you have to price it high and get people to ring in with the same demented determination they show for tormenting simon cowell with the x factor twins.

In branding terms this could be a disaster , the poster boy for trad window cleaning with the fastest arm in the country
going modern is a mixed message.
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 08, 2009, 08:18:55 pm
scrimmy what you on about mate ? have i missed somthin ???

i am talking about the main man.....mr trevor wheelbarrow.....top bloke...buy his box of wipes......i am his main marketing man........talk to me about buying in bulk 8)
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Post by: ccmids on November 08, 2009, 08:20:52 pm
 ;D
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Post by: highwash on November 09, 2009, 08:50:42 am
;D Turbo Shine  ;D

  Anagram  - Rub Sh*te On

Terry High Wash
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 09, 2009, 06:32:49 pm
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Post by: p1w1 on November 09, 2009, 06:36:52 pm
don't think anyones that bothered  ;D
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 09, 2009, 06:40:24 pm
Mr Trevor Wheelsbarrow's magic formula ;D


i think Trevor Wheelbarrow should be your new alter ego Terry...its got a ring to it 8)
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Post by: wfp master on November 09, 2009, 06:50:08 pm
;D Turbo Shine  ;D

  Anagram  - Rub Sh*te On

Terry High Wash
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Terry Turbos magic window cleaner!
Post by: wizard on November 09, 2009, 07:21:52 pm
ITs a pole applied wipe containing isoprop.and a detergent already available in U S A
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Post by: Terry_Burrows on November 10, 2009, 08:33:19 am
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Post by: dazmond on November 10, 2009, 08:36:59 am
who cares?time to get to work and leave this nonsense on here! ;)
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Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on November 10, 2009, 08:49:13 am
i care.

no not just coz there is going to a bucket load of cash for me.

but from a human caring side.

i like to think that old trev wheelsprocket there is on to something big.

and i wanna help him market it in the best way possible.....for him to leave a legacy to his grandkids.

no, dont thank me trev....its the very least i can do. 8)