Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: sparklebright on October 22, 2009, 12:22:47 pm
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How do you respond to the great wit who sings that as they walk past.
I've been tempted to say go away in some form or other.
But usually pretend I haven't heard.
Instead I tend to hum to myself 'If you just knew how much I made, when I'm cleaning windows' ;D
Any good comebacks?
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When i was a window cleaner, I was bored rigid of people saying " YOUR GONNA MAKE IT RAIN" thinking they were cracking an origional funny yawn !!!!!
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It's 12 year olds, giving it "you've missed a bit" that really annoy me.
but I just hum the same tune as you, always cheers me up
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Or they say, you can do mine after ::)
Nah sorry love I'm too expensive
Or I don't do your area, where do you live
I did a good one to a young oik who lent out of a window at a school I had just cleaned with WFP.
He shouted 'Ere mate you forgot to use soap'
I shouted back 'So did you', all the kids in the class laughed, very satisfying.
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I reply with "there once was an ugly duckling" or " lip up fatty" not really, but i might one day
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You have the sign written van, you have the uniform, your washing the windows and they still come up and say "are you a window cleaner" ::) I always reply "No I'm a Burglar and I'm Just checking this place out ::) I have secret mirrors built into my pole so I can see everything ::)
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You have the sign written van, you have the uniform, your washing the windows and they still come up and say "are you a window cleaner" ::) I always reply "No I'm a Burglar and I'm Just checking this place out ::) I have secret mirrors built into my pole so I can see everything ::)
I like the guy who from up his ladder says 'Nah I'm a pervert'
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To the wits that ask "are you a window cleaner" you could always respond with - " by the amount of tw@s I see in a day I could be mistaking for a gynacholigist" ;D
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To the wits that ask "are you a window cleaner" you could always respond with - " by the amount of tw@s I see in a day I could be mistaking for a gynacholigist" ;D
;D ;D ;D I must remember that one lol
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Are you a window cleaner? - I always say I am a burglar, but it's my day off.
Missed a bit - I always say Yes, I know. I will sort it out next time.
Haven't had anyone sing when I'm cleaning windows. Perhaps turn round and say Turned out nice again.
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I dont get any of that yet but i have one eejit who shouts 'clean my windows' when he sees me, why i have no idea as he has no intention of wanting me to clean his windows let alone anyone else and its always when im 'off duty' :)
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normally say i haven't heard that one today yet or if ye wanna be really cheeky
if i want to hear the sound of an arsehole i'll fart
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don;t you just love the one;s that say when you have given them a price. i did not think it was going to be that much and my reply is well darling if you brick that one and that one up i can do it cheaper the look on there face priceless
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don;t you just love the one;s that say when you have given them a price. i did not think it was going to be that much and my reply is well darling if you brick that one and that one up i can do it cheaper the look on there face priceless
hahahaha
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when im cleaning windows.....havnt heard that before
missed a bit.......offer them the ackle and tell them to show you