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Title: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: sparklebright on October 22, 2009, 12:22:47 pm
How do you respond to the great wit who sings that as they walk past.
I've been tempted to say go away in some form or other.
But usually pretend I haven't heard.


Instead I tend to hum to myself 'If you just knew how much I made, when I'm cleaning windows'  ;D

Any good comebacks?
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: Craig Trevain on October 22, 2009, 12:39:26 pm
When i was a window cleaner, I was bored rigid of people saying " YOUR GONNA MAKE IT RAIN"  thinking they were cracking an origional funny yawn   !!!!!
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: Niall McAllister on October 22, 2009, 12:42:47 pm
It's 12 year olds, giving it "you've missed a bit" that really annoy me.

but I just hum the same tune as you, always cheers me up
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: sparklebright on October 22, 2009, 12:44:26 pm
Or they say, you can do mine after  ::)
Nah sorry love I'm too expensive
Or I don't do your area, where do you live

I did a good one to a young oik who lent out of a window at a school I had just cleaned with WFP.
He shouted 'Ere mate you forgot to use soap'
I shouted back 'So did you', all the kids in the class laughed, very satisfying.
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: Moderator David@stives on October 22, 2009, 12:45:10 pm
I reply with "there once was an ugly duckling"   or " lip up fatty"   not really, but i might one day
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: jeff1 on October 22, 2009, 12:57:55 pm
You have the sign written van, you have the uniform, your washing the windows and they still come up and say "are you a window cleaner"  ::) I always reply "No I'm a Burglar  and I'm Just checking this place out  ::) I have secret mirrors built into my pole so I can see everything  ::)
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: sparklebright on October 22, 2009, 01:03:01 pm
You have the sign written van, you have the uniform, your washing the windows and they still come up and say "are you a window cleaner"  ::) I always reply "No I'm a Burglar  and I'm Just checking this place out  ::) I have secret mirrors built into my pole so I can see everything  ::)
I like the guy who from up his ladder says 'Nah I'm a pervert'
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on October 22, 2009, 01:14:51 pm
To the wits that ask "are you a window cleaner" you could  always respond with - " by the amount of tw@s I see in a day I could be mistaking for a gynacholigist" ;D
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: jeff1 on October 22, 2009, 01:18:17 pm
To the wits that ask "are you a window cleaner" you could  always respond with - " by the amount of tw@s I see in a day I could be mistaking for a gynacholigist" ;D

 ;D ;D ;D I must remember that one lol
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: Ian W on October 22, 2009, 03:36:35 pm
Are you a window cleaner? - I always say I am a burglar, but it's my day off.

Missed a bit - I always say Yes, I know. I will sort it out next time.

Haven't had anyone sing when I'm cleaning windows. Perhaps turn round and say Turned out nice again.
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: JRDEasiReach on October 22, 2009, 04:00:49 pm
I dont get any of that yet but i have one eejit who shouts 'clean my windows' when he sees me, why i have no idea as he has no intention of wanting me to clean his windows let alone anyone else and its always when im 'off duty' :)
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: JSMC on October 22, 2009, 05:04:03 pm
normally say i haven't heard that one today yet or if ye wanna be really  cheeky

if i want to hear the sound of an arsehole i'll fart
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: dave.e on October 22, 2009, 05:33:55 pm
don;t you just love the one;s that say when you have given them a price.  i did not think it was going to be that much and my reply is well darling if you brick that one and that one up i can do it cheaper the look on there face priceless
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: Sean Dyer on October 22, 2009, 05:40:49 pm
don;t you just love the one;s that say when you have given them a price.  i did not think it was going to be that much and my reply is well darling if you brick that one and that one up i can do it cheaper the look on there face priceless

hahahaha
Title: Re: When I'm cleaning windows
Post by: martinsadie on October 22, 2009, 05:56:32 pm
when im cleaning windows.....havnt heard that before
missed a bit.......offer them the ackle and tell them to show you