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Title: true storys
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on October 11, 2009, 05:09:41 pm
10yrs ago i was cleaning this blokes widows nice enough chap wore expensive clothes was paying me to clean windows for him weekly then i was charging him £15 wor a big house normal 8 windows so i got there one week startedthe  top window suddenly 2 police cars arrived took out a battering ram smashed the door down and took him away i said to the police bloke what was going on he replied drugs bust mate !!!
so i never got paid or never saw the bloke again

Title: Re: true storys
Post by: Pole 2 Pole on October 11, 2009, 05:24:06 pm
10 years ago? ? ? ? And it's still playing on your mind? Have you thought about counselling?  ;D Never trust a book by it's cover. Hope the b*gger got 20 years. And some man love from his fellow housemates.
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: GWCS on October 11, 2009, 06:04:35 pm
guess the windows were so clean he couldn't see them coming from the dazzling sparkle!   8)
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on October 11, 2009, 06:11:49 pm
need councilling i agree now its just funny still twitch somtimes though
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on October 11, 2009, 06:14:35 pm
good job i only started em would av bin a bit miffed off if it was the other way round good job they day frisk me 
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: tomy jackson on October 11, 2009, 06:43:07 pm
two years a go i wos washing sum winys consil block of 4 looked up to see my next door naber with batering ram next door two the one i wos washing ,drugs
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: simon knight on October 11, 2009, 07:09:38 pm

Got a custy who has a court appearance in Portugal end November. Her crime is "defamation of character".

"So what?"  I asked her, "you'll get a fine or something".

No says she: In portugal if found guilty (and she thinks she will be) it's a 4 month mandatory prison sentence :o

Bloody good custy too >:(
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: Dean Taberner on October 11, 2009, 07:12:26 pm
Last year I arrested a woman who ripped me off for thousands in her own home and she was taken away in a police van...............true story :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: ronnie paton on October 11, 2009, 07:19:18 pm
dean tell me more?
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: Dean Taberner on October 11, 2009, 07:25:38 pm
Its a long story ronnie,

Ive spoken about it many times on here before.
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: ronnie paton on October 11, 2009, 07:27:38 pm
dean maybe one day well mett up at a show (or after a show) and you can tell me over a pint ;)

cant e bothered searching the history im too lazy ;D
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: Sean Dyer on October 11, 2009, 07:28:41 pm
some woman he subcontracted off owed him about 7k and dint pay up :)

thats about right i think :)
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: Dean Taberner on October 11, 2009, 07:30:37 pm
Thats it in short Sean yes mate ;D

Defo up for that beer some day ronnie :P :P
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: George P on October 11, 2009, 09:07:08 pm
like your story dean as i was also caught out by her (we did speak at the time) but i didnt have the pleasure of arresting her

george
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: Martin-Swinscoe on October 11, 2009, 09:55:50 pm
10yrs ago i was cleaning this blokes widows nice enough chap wore expensive clothes was paying me to clean windows for him weekly then i was charging him £15 wor a big house normal 8 windows so i got there one week startedthe  top window suddenly 2 police cars arrived took out a battering ram smashed the door down and took him away i said to the police bloke what was going on he replied drugs bust mate !!!
so i never got paid or never saw the bloke again



Don't worry about it as he should be out any day now ;) knock on his door asking to clean his windows. With inflation i reckon you'd probably have a £35  job there.  ;D
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: ronnie paton on October 11, 2009, 10:28:39 pm
your payig though........ :P ;)
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: leapstallbuildings on October 11, 2009, 11:06:16 pm
Last year I arrested a woman who ripped me off for thousands in her own home and she was taken away in a police van...............true story :o :o :o :o

I'm surprised that this is allowed really.
I would have thought that the authorities would keep coppers off the job where there might be personal issues due to potential conflict of interest.  Although I imagine you behaved professionally, if you had needed to testify in court on a crucial issue, the defence solicitors could have claimed that you were being less than honest due to a grievance about financial issues.  If there was doubt about guilt, a nugget like that could, under certain conditions, result in non-conviction of a guilty party.
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: peter holley on October 11, 2009, 11:12:36 pm
whenI firststarted 17 yrs ago, I knocked a door while canvassin, and a german sheperd came running rom the garden and attaked me :o........ i pannicked and in self defense I BOOTED IT. to my relief it yellped and scarpered.... the owner then came out and lamped me with a huge punch :o OWCH :o >:(

ithen told hi that it was a feeble pubch and he needed to go away before I hit him !!!
TO MY RELIEF HE LISTENED !!!! FWOOOOOO .. THNKGOODNESS ...LOL
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: jouk45 on October 11, 2009, 11:25:06 pm
in england you have the right to make a citizens arrest, in scotland you dont have this right??
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: bad trippy on October 11, 2009, 11:37:16 pm
10 years ago i was cleaning a country mansion and noticed the ppl inside were making a porn film, i was asked if i would like to be an extra so agreed, but after 4 or 5 shoots they made me the star of the film!
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: chris@c.m.s on October 12, 2009, 12:13:55 am
And then you woke up  ;D
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: Sean Dyer on October 12, 2009, 08:27:02 am
was it gay midget fun 5 :)
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: Gordon Saunders on October 12, 2009, 06:00:33 pm
 I was abducted by aliens for strange experiments too horrific to detail here.

  Its true ;)
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: A & J Owen Window Cleaning on October 12, 2009, 06:39:24 pm
WAS THIS IN LUE OF PAYMENT THEN
Title: Re: true storys
Post by: tomy jackson on October 13, 2009, 04:49:09 pm
WAS THIS IN LUE OF PAYMENT THEN
I was abducted by aliens for strange experiments too horrific to detail here.

 Its true ;)
was it gay midget fun 5 :)
wich one ???????????? ;D ;D ;D