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Title: Well i never
Post by: martinsadie on October 01, 2009, 08:46:11 pm
cleaning on a main road this morning ,while i was up  the ladder with the bucket next to it a woman walked past walking her dog,and the cheeky scamp cocked its leg and peed on the bucket,best of it was she waited till it had finished  ;D
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: LWC on October 01, 2009, 08:47:08 pm
Go WFP
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: Sean Dyer on October 01, 2009, 08:47:34 pm
my custy ran my bucket over the other day grrr

Drove off as well , luckily i had a bigger one in car, but its too heavy when only half full lol as its a 25 litre bucket the other was only about 12
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: martinsadie on October 01, 2009, 08:48:57 pm
i always carry spare buckets ,once broke 3 in a day
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: Mike55 on October 01, 2009, 08:51:05 pm
should have kicked it up the hole......the dog too....   ;D
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: Sean Dyer on October 01, 2009, 08:52:02 pm
i always carry spare buckets ,once broke 3 in a day

haha, how?
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: martinsadie on October 01, 2009, 08:52:45 pm
had to laugh about it really,payback for peeing in customers gardens and yards  ;D
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: martinsadie on October 01, 2009, 08:54:51 pm
i always carry spare buckets ,once broke 3 in a day

haha, how?
faverates having them to close to the ladder and standing on the edge of the bucket when getting off,or if its a cheap bucet knocking it off a wall or wheelie bin
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: tomy jackson on October 01, 2009, 08:55:16 pm
thats kowen as bludy careless boredering recless ,at 99p a go  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: AuRavelling79 on October 01, 2009, 08:57:10 pm
Day before yesterday I'm cleaning the windows of a disabled chap and another guy is there cutting the grass and putting it in black bags to take to the tip in his car.

Next door neighbour (not the full shilling if you catch my drift) let's her mutts pee all over the bags. Guy says "What do you think you're doing, letting your dogs p*** all over my bags?"

She says "They're dogs what do you expect?"

He says "I expect you to pull them away you stupid cow!"

(I'm watching this in the reflection of the window and it's all very diverting! ;D)

She got huffy and I explained to the fella that her lift didn't reach the penthouse suite and washed the bags off with my wfp!
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: martinsadie on October 01, 2009, 08:59:50 pm
thats kowen as bludy careless boredering recless ,at 99p a go  ;D ;D ;D ;D
cheaper than that at Tesco Tomy  ;D
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: Martin-Swinscoe on October 01, 2009, 09:37:21 pm
Can't beat a bit of omonia in the water, excellant for those sills  ;)
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: daniel worgan on October 02, 2009, 07:37:54 am
I bet you still never changed your water though...... :)
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: gerard mcmanus on October 02, 2009, 07:42:31 am
I would have dumped all the crap water out my bucket on a belt on her. poo on from a very high height.
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: windowcleaninginessex.co.uk on October 02, 2009, 07:57:57 am
cleaning on a main road this morning ,while i was up  the ladder with the bucket next to it a woman walked past walking her dog,and the cheeky scamp cocked its leg and peed on the bucket,best of it was she waited till it had finished  ;D

Had better, cleaning a special needs school, kid runs out and tips the bucket over his head, he was soaked.

Teacher comes out and says its 3rd time today they have to change him due to water, apparantly he has fascination with water. We went round corner and laughed of heads off
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: LWC on October 02, 2009, 09:06:20 am
i always carry spare buckets ,once broke 3 in a day

Broke 3 in day! gosh what were you doing! Ive still got my original bucket from when i started!
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: Gleaming windows on October 02, 2009, 09:07:37 am
i always carry spare buckets ,once broke 3 in a day

Broke 3 in day! gosh what were you doing! Ive still got my original bucket from when i started!

He kept running out of his school and emptying them over his head  ;D ;D

He has a fascination with water.
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: Sean Dyer on October 02, 2009, 10:02:01 am
i always carry spare buckets ,once broke 3 in a day

Broke 3 in day! gosh what were you doing! Ive still got my original bucket from when i started!

He kept running out of his school and emptying them over his head  ;D ;D

He has a fascination with water.

:)
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: gerard mcmanus on October 02, 2009, 10:44:01 am
cleaning on a main road this morning ,while i was up  the ladder with the bucket next to it a woman walked past walking her dog,and the cheeky scamp cocked its leg and peed on the bucket,best of it was she waited till it had finished  ;D

Had better, cleaning a special needs school, kid runs out and tips the bucket over his head, he was soaked.

Teacher comes out and says its 3rd time today they have to change him due to water, apparantly he has fascination with water. We went round corner and laughed of heads off

Show him the toilets, let him know there is an endless supply in there.
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: TonyD on October 02, 2009, 11:47:44 am
Ahhh, one thing I've not got yet, and never thought of.........a spare bucket ! 
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on October 02, 2009, 12:24:20 pm
Go WFP

At least you can get the dog back if your a good enough aim.

Simon.
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: gerard mcmanus on October 02, 2009, 12:38:18 pm
only problem is it would be pee'ing on your leg instead and you will then have to wait until he walks 70ft down the street, and even then if it turns a corner before that, the dog and owner will be ping themselves at you.  ;D
Title: Re: Well i never
Post by: martinsadie on October 02, 2009, 03:32:54 pm
I bet you still never changed your water though...... :)
i used the water to wash the bucket then filled up with fresh water  ;D