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Title: Morons
Post by: ftp on September 22, 2009, 12:54:48 pm
First job of the day - big conservatory and gutter clean. Access through the garage. Turned up at the arranged time and ....... i'm locked out.


Oh how I laughed at that one.  ::)
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: Niall McAllister on September 22, 2009, 01:03:44 pm
bill for the work you could do, and 50% for the inconvenience of the work you could not do.
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: pingu on September 22, 2009, 04:07:01 pm
Bill the whole amount..
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: clean on September 22, 2009, 04:15:52 pm
I would go round and ask for Gordon and if they say "Gordon ? Gordon who ?" you reply with "Ye Gordon the Moron" and walk away  ;)
PK
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: stephen s on September 22, 2009, 06:05:05 pm
I would go round and ask for Gordon and if they say "Gordon ? Gordon who ?" you reply with "Ye Gordon the Moron" and walk away  ;)
PK









not the best advice unless you intend losing them as customers
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: clean on September 22, 2009, 06:11:38 pm
I would go round and ask for Gordon and if they say "Gordon ? Gordon who ?" you reply with "Ye Gordon the Moron" and walk away  ;)
PK

It was a light hearted witty reply,chill dude chill  :D  :D  ;)
PK






not the best advice unless you intend losing them as customers
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: Niall McAllister on September 22, 2009, 09:15:45 pm
I would go round and ask for Gordon and if they say "Gordon ? Gordon who ?" you reply with "Ye Gordon the Moron" and walk away  ;)
PK








not the best advice unless you intend losing them as customers
It was a light hearted witty reply,chill dude chill  :D  :D  ;)
PK

Light hearted, I'll give you, but witty is pushing it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: johnny_h on September 22, 2009, 09:59:24 pm
depends if you want to keep the job ? if desperate for the money do what you can and agree to go back or walk away i would walk away leaveing a note explaining i had called telling them to call me then add a percentage for a cancelled job if they re book
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: GWCS on September 22, 2009, 10:12:18 pm
First job of the day - big conservatory and gutter clean. Access through the garage. Turned up at the arranged time and ....... i'm locked out.


Oh how I laughed at that one.  ::)

what are you intending on doing?

phoning them up to re arrange or just say, well i cant fit you in now for another 3 weeks?
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: ftp on September 22, 2009, 11:40:38 pm
Got a call early afternoon  with all the excuses under the sun - phone not working properly, missed the message, had to go to the hospital etc etc. Luckily I had stacks of work to shuffle about so did it at the end of the day. By then I'd calmed down and felt a little embarrassed about the sarcastic note I'd poked through the letterbox.
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: Gleaming windows on September 23, 2009, 08:21:09 am
Go on, what did you say on the note?  ;D
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: EZclean on September 23, 2009, 09:32:06 am
Got a call early afternoon  with all the excuses under the sun - phone not working properly, missed the message, had to go to the hospital etc etc. Luckily I had stacks of work to shuffle about so did it at the end of the day. By then I'd calmed down and felt a little embarrassed about the sarcastic note I'd poked through the letterbox.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats funny
we all give it plenty chuntering to ourselves, stupid customer this, gonna be dropped for that etc.  but we're all big softies really
Title: Re: Morons
Post by: GWCS on September 23, 2009, 06:35:31 pm
Got a call early afternoon  with all the excuses under the sun - phone not working properly, missed the message, had to go to the hospital etc etc. Luckily I had stacks of work to shuffle about so did it at the end of the day. By then I'd calmed down and felt a little embarrassed about the sarcastic note I'd poked through the letterbox.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats funny
we all give it plenty chuntering to ourselves, stupid customer this, gonna be dropped for that etc.  but we're all big softies really

yeah so true... when it coems to it, we have a speech impediment..  ok i'll do it now..
DOH - i meant your dropped..  ;D