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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Platinum NW on August 28, 2009, 09:16:43 pm

Title: Cleaning Confessions
Post by: Platinum NW on August 28, 2009, 09:16:43 pm
Whats the best thing youve encountered while cleaning windows?
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Post by: elite mike on August 28, 2009, 09:17:42 pm
money ;)
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Post by: tony talbot on August 28, 2009, 09:22:44 pm
nude women , money, and kittens cleaning the insides while you do the outside. what a great job ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 28, 2009, 09:37:07 pm
kittens?
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Post by: tony talbot on August 28, 2009, 09:39:55 pm
kittens?

cute little furry things that follow your scrims around the window when your cleaning the outside
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Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 28, 2009, 09:40:56 pm
oh, right nothing to do with ... ya know...   ;) ;)
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Post by: elite mike on August 28, 2009, 09:42:18 pm
kittens?

cute little furry things that follow your scrims around the window when your cleaning the outside

and smells of fish ;) ;D
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Post by: tony talbot on August 28, 2009, 09:42:40 pm
oh, right nothing to do with ... ya know...   ;) ;)

no thats a girl thingy ;D
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Post by: Platinum NW on August 28, 2009, 09:43:35 pm
no one had sexual offers? lol
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Post by: elite mike on August 28, 2009, 09:45:36 pm
wives and girlfriends read this forum ;)
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Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 28, 2009, 09:45:48 pm
Yes, I've had sexual offers... when I quote £24 and they say, "Eff off mate".

About as sexy as eating turd.
Title: Re: Cleaning Confessions
Post by: Platinum NW on August 28, 2009, 09:46:14 pm
enough said then you chickens
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Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 28, 2009, 09:47:19 pm
Talking of chicken, suck this its fowl.  ;D
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Post by: elite mike on August 28, 2009, 09:48:44 pm
Talking of chicken, suck this its fowl.  ;D
:o :o ;D
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Post by: NWH on August 28, 2009, 09:51:28 pm
enough said then you chickens
Have you then,do tell.
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Post by: tony talbot on August 28, 2009, 09:53:02 pm
enough said then you chickens
Have you then,do tell.

go on double dare you :D :D :D
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Post by: Platinum NW on August 28, 2009, 09:55:11 pm
i was asking you guys first lol

Met my fiance soon to be wife when i was 16 on one of my brothers rounds lol Its one og the sentimental rounds i kept what iv put up for sale - Hard to let go sometimes ....
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Post by: Platinum NW on August 28, 2009, 09:58:23 pm
was hoping you guys had some good stories
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Post by: RK Cleaning Services on August 28, 2009, 11:00:35 pm
Cleaning in the middle of nowhere one day and heard a mower next door as i was up the ladder i looked over to see a guy of about 60-70 years of age wearing nothink but a glittery thong.
Didn't ask if he wanted his windows doing  ;D
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Post by: Gleaming windows on August 28, 2009, 11:24:02 pm
A number of massages from one of my single female custys.

She was a sports masseur. I had a dodgy set of knee ligaments. So I used to do her windows and she'd give me half an hour in her massage room.

She was gorgeous too.  Jane was her name I was in love for half an hour once every 5 weeks  ;D


God if only, I would then be able to go to my grave a happy happy man.

But it wasnt to be, she was posh totty too, she moved away in the end and I was put out to pastures new, where the grass was greener but the sh!t still stinks lol
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Post by: dazmond on August 29, 2009, 12:39:39 am
ive caught 4 women naked in their bedrooms and the ve all been over 60 :o.i had 3 girlfriends in past in m
y 20s that i met while doin there windows.cup of tea every month then one thing leads to another etc.all of them loved it when i did there bedroom windows.they used to dress up for me.problem was i never did anymore work that day they always sidetracked me ;Dstill get offers.i think all women have fantasys bout WC/fireman etc.im  business minded these days and stick to one woman at a time.im 37 now and dont want the hassle of gettin caught.its happened too many times before.but it was fun at the time.i earn more money now but dont get my rocks off half as much.balancing act now. ;D
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Post by: Ross G on August 29, 2009, 01:00:55 am
coming off the ladders in a couple of months time to wfp, going to miss the upstairs entertainment. Best was bank holiday weekend obviousley folks away on hols gets to top of ladder to be met by the sight of custy's son definetley reaching the short strokes with his bird, the look on her face when she saw me and the sight of loverboy jumping off and trying to conceal stiffy while attempting to shut the curtains was priceless ,must admit to paying a wee bit more attention to detailing that pane likes.
Anyway that evening went back to collect payment with a wry smile 8 quid job matey hands me 15 "keep the change" result.


Ross G
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Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 29, 2009, 05:36:21 pm
I think we need someone to make a moral comment on this.
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Post by: Gleaming windows on August 29, 2009, 05:49:31 pm
God is Good.


?

Yes? No?
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Post by: simon knight on August 29, 2009, 06:26:59 pm

I only took up window cleaning because I assumed there'd be loads of sex on offer from bored housewives.  But so far nothing, gornish, nada, rein, nowt.... >:(

I'm obviously unattractive to women...and men come to that!
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Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 29, 2009, 07:44:39 pm
Men? You need help,bud.
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Post by: steven ainger on August 30, 2009, 08:17:57 am
Men? You need help,bud.

sounds like an offer you cant refuse  ;D
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Post by: simon knight on August 30, 2009, 12:59:13 pm
Men? You need help,bud.

sounds like an offer you cant refuse  ;D

Wasn't an offer. But if  I was a sausage jockey (which I'm not)  I'd be looking for something a bit more up-market than a mere window cleaner  ;D
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Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 30, 2009, 01:01:10 pm
Wasn't an offer. But if  I was a sausage jockey (which I'm not)  I'd be looking for something a bit more up-market than a mere window cleaner  ;D
You just wanted to put 'sausage jockey' in a  post, didn't ya?
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Post by: simon knight on August 30, 2009, 01:13:56 pm
Wasn't an offer. But if  I was a sausage jockey (which I'm not)  I'd be looking for something a bit more up-market than a mere window cleaner  ;D
You just wanted to put 'sausage jockey' in a  post, didn't ya?

You read me like a book Wolfie  ;)
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Post by: ian1972 on August 30, 2009, 02:44:58 pm
mint keep it going guys
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Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 30, 2009, 07:31:37 pm
We've all gone Village People all of a sudden.
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Post by: simon knight on August 31, 2009, 09:02:01 am
YMCA.... young man  ;D
Title: Re: Cleaning Confessions
Post by: ian1972 on August 31, 2009, 10:41:24 pm
speak for yaselves lol