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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: ftp on August 25, 2009, 04:48:18 pm

Title: What's in a name?
Post by: ftp on August 25, 2009, 04:48:18 pm: Got a customer today - Mrs Evill - I reckon she is too ;D

Got a Mrs Tidy - don't know if she is.

Mrs Kettle - steaming

Mrs Young - very ;)

Mrs Belcher - possibly but I don't want to find out ;D

You got any amusing customer names?
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: elite mike on August 25, 2009, 04:59:22 pm: do a guys windows down the road called

conway salmon :)
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: AJ on August 25, 2009, 05:08:38 pm: Got a Mr Death, although he likes to call himself Mr De Ath.

Adejob O Adebanjo which I think has certain old english ring too it.
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: leapstallbuildings on August 25, 2009, 05:33:28 pm: I have a customer with the surname Tugwell.
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Murdie window cleaning on August 25, 2009, 05:41:20 pm: ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: stephen s on August 25, 2009, 05:41:40 pm: guys this is the absolute gospel truth and you can even check it out on google, but a few years ago in the horse racing world in THIS country there was a trainer called Mrs P Sly and the jockey who rode the horses for her was a Malcom numpty may god strike me dead now if I'm Lying.

and to top it all one day they actually had a winner and the commentator said it was the sly numpty combination ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

and that is the gospel truth and if you don't believe me just check google, I know this post will be deleted because of the words used but truth is truth especially when its funny :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Gaby P. on August 25, 2009, 05:53:10 pm: Mrs Dick (work it out for yourself)

Mrs Weedoll (keen gardener)

Mrs Wild (well her kids are)

Mrs Reddie (I wish she was ready to pay on time)

Mrs Quick (she is only quick, when she's going direction fridge) ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: cybersye on August 25, 2009, 06:10:56 pm: miss d young (she's not)

miss d light (believe me she is)

welby-everhard

mrs hore

but my favourite, dr k fidler ( I'm serious ! )

;D
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: pingu on August 25, 2009, 06:43:33 pm: Got a Lady called Kok...
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: vacman on August 25, 2009, 06:55:48 pm: I once worked for a Mr Khunti.
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 25, 2009, 07:06:48 pm: Got one old chap called Hugh Jarse.
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 25, 2009, 07:07:44 pm: And a young lady called Elaine Cohen-Dorff.
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: vacman on August 25, 2009, 07:10:48 pm: Samantha Janus has a brother called Hugh.
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: scud on August 25, 2009, 07:36:55 pm: I have a Harry Hill, but my favourite is Lyndsey Linsay!
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Paul_Rolfe on August 25, 2009, 07:42:11 pm: Quote from: vacman on August 25, 2009, 06:55:48 pm
I once worked for a Mr Khunti.

Was that the chap out of Roots?
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: vacman on August 25, 2009, 07:45:38 pm: Quote from: Wolfie (was Grey Wolf) on August 25, 2009, 07:42:11 pm
Quote from: vacman on August 25, 2009, 06:55:48 pm
I once worked for a Mr Khunti.

Was that the chap out of Roots?

Eh? BTW, my sister said she likes ur beard :D
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Mark Sadler on August 26, 2009, 01:20:13 pm: One of my custys is called James Bond, i thought he was taking the P*ss until i received a cheque from him.

What a cool name to have ehhh, bet the birds love it and the police hate it.
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Ian Lancaster on August 26, 2009, 02:19:44 pm: Quote from: Wolfie (was Grey Wolf) on August 25, 2009, 07:42:11 pm
Quote from: vacman on August 25, 2009, 06:55:48 pm
I once worked for a Mr Khunti.

Was that the chap out of Roots?

Kunta Kinte
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: DaveG on August 26, 2009, 02:59:46 pm: Mrs KitCatt
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: DaveG on August 26, 2009, 04:08:25 pm: Mike Hunt ;D
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Post by: ian1972 on August 26, 2009, 04:18:00 pm: got a miss spycock trouble is she bats for other side
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Gleaming windows on August 26, 2009, 04:22:49 pm: My what?

;D
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: martinsadie on August 26, 2009, 04:31:32 pm: Quote from: AJ on August 25, 2009, 05:08:38 pm
Got a Mr Death, although he likes to call himself Mr De Ath.

Adejob O Adebanjo which I think has certain old english ring too it.
theres a lot of De Aths around here
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: tony talbot on August 26, 2009, 05:05:02 pm: got a manic depresive called mrs board, keeps me yapping for ages with all her woes ???
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Pittmonkey on August 26, 2009, 05:14:11 pm: I've got 22 Mr Patels. :)
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: Ross G on August 26, 2009, 05:31:50 pm: Mr & Mrs Ritchie were none to pleased when I suggested they call their new baby boy
Mabawsa

I'll get my coat

Ross
Title: Re: What's in a name?
Post by: elite mike on August 26, 2009, 05:51:55 pm: Quote from: Ross G on August 26, 2009, 05:31:50 pm

Mr & Mrs Ritchie were none to pleased when I suggested they call their new baby boy
Mabawsa

I'll get my coat

Ross

classic ;D ;D ;D