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Title: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: Aquakleen Restoration Services on August 14, 2009, 05:31:37 pm

Hi all,

A friend of mine has started up a French polishing business. He has decided to call it 'Wooden Touch'.

What do you all think of the name?

Cheers
John

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: daysdeepclean on August 14, 2009, 06:10:56 pm

I think you know the answer mate ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: vacman on August 14, 2009, 08:36:50 pm

Better than the businesses out there who call themselves "touching cloth".

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: Aquakleen Restoration Services on August 15, 2009, 03:00:52 am

Seriously, I want everyone on this forum to let me know what you think of his business name so that I can print the replies out and show him!!

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: vacman on August 15, 2009, 09:54:48 am

well......wat can we say? Its nothing special, but its not silly, spelt in a "hilariously witty or quirky fashion" (because its like REALLY funny when people use a K instead of a C or a Z instead of an S etc  ::) ::) ::) ), it is what it is.

What do YOU think about it? I can't see a problem.  ???

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: Aquakleen Restoration Services on August 15, 2009, 11:25:26 am

Well just say the name out loud? Nuff said!

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: BDCS on August 15, 2009, 06:38:04 pm

I "would'nt touch", "cleaning Bristols"  :D someones on a wind up

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: Slash on August 15, 2009, 06:47:08 pm

Wooden touch,nor me ;D

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: vacman on August 15, 2009, 08:43:04 pm

Oh I see. "Wouldn't Touch". I was thinking you meant it as it was written.

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: Aquakleen Restoration Services on August 16, 2009, 12:04:41 pm

No he has called his business 'Wooden Touch' but to me it sounds like 'Wouldn't Touch'!

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: daysdeepclean on August 17, 2009, 10:53:25 pm

I was thinking ""Wood" as in American for "Erection" and touch.... I have a sewer mind though!! ;D

Title: Re: Advice for a friend please?
Post by: vacman on August 17, 2009, 11:03:03 pm

TBH thats where i thought it was heading too, i failed to see the somewhat innocent and arguably more obvious 'wooden / wouldn't' situation.

That said, i still think it's as good a name as any.