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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: LWC on July 16, 2009, 03:54:48 pm

Title: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: LWC on July 16, 2009, 03:54:48 pm
Been having this quite alot lately, i think its all the water, i do live out in the country, just been to this one houe and there was im not kidding you 1000's around me bitting the hell outta me, felt like id rolled in nettles!

I got well miffed, went and put me jumper on and this worked quite well lol

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/VWSaxon/DSC01706.jpg)

I will be selling it soon for £450 + VAT please contact me if your interested.
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: The Seven Bays Window Cleaning Company on July 16, 2009, 03:57:25 pm
I hate them ikkle buggers soooooo much - I'm sure they could send a sane man mad !!!
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: Alex Gardiner on July 16, 2009, 03:57:59 pm
Is it lightweight and how many sections does it fold into?

We've got lots of midges at the moment where we live (by a river) - must be the humidity.

Mrs A
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: LWC on July 16, 2009, 04:00:42 pm
Hi yes it is light weight, i will be calling it the supamidger. It will fold into about 10 sections so will be able to fit into your pocket. You can see well through them and people cant see where your looking so you can look into their windows now in detail without being noticed.
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: cozy on July 16, 2009, 04:08:24 pm
Don't get midges over here LWC. We live in the country too and this time of year we get horse flies.Not like the puffta type mincing gaybar loitering types you get in UK. These mothers have an after burner strapped on their back and take 1 pound chunks out of you at a time, got anything for that? :(
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: steven ainger on July 16, 2009, 04:15:44 pm
thought i had seen you some where before.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1746705408/tt0080678
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: LWC on July 16, 2009, 04:24:40 pm
Quote from: steven ainger on July 16, 2009, 04:15:44 pm
thought i had seen you some where before.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1746705408/tt0080678

That was an earlier model, this one is new and imporved
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: LWC on July 16, 2009, 04:57:34 pm
Yes it does stop the spread of swine flu fact. Also as we clean the windows it sterlies the windows from swine flu so good selling point as well as the supamidger we are stopping the spread of it on the windows.

You could sell the supamidger to customers as an add on to then windows, easily sell for £600 + VAT to them with window clean included.
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: Alex Gardiner on July 16, 2009, 05:07:52 pm
Quote from: LWC on July 16, 2009, 04:57:34 pm
Yes it does stop the spread of swine flu fact. Also as we clean the windows it sterlies the windows from swine flu so good selling point as well as the supamidger we are stopping the spread of it on the windows.

You could sell the supamidger to customers as an add on to then windows, easily sell for £600 + VAT to them with window clean included.

Make sure you register that name as a Trademark ASAP.
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: clean on July 16, 2009, 05:17:23 pm
Matt,you need ware that all the time anyway  ;D  ;D  ;)
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: LWC on July 16, 2009, 05:21:47 pm
It was a place in middle of no where, no one lives there, holiday home, imagine if you looked out window at that!!! Crap your pants, lol
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: Glass Cleaner on July 16, 2009, 05:30:22 pm
Quote from: LWC on July 16, 2009, 05:21:47 pm
imagine if you looked out window at that!!! Crap your pants, lol

Yea, especially if you hadnt had anything covering your face  ;)
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: pingu on July 16, 2009, 06:07:03 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm telling Tosh...cos that aint no midge mask it's defo KKK.....

... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: LWC on July 16, 2009, 06:08:23 pm
lol now now
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: RO-Sheen on July 16, 2009, 07:13:31 pm
Love the elephant man look, very 'In' this year! Are you going to bring out a laptop version? I currently have 2 thunderflys walking around the inside of my screen!! (honest!)
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: jouk45 on July 16, 2009, 08:01:27 pm
that use to belong to the elephant man  ;D
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: martinsadie on July 16, 2009, 08:27:30 pm
have you joined the KKK  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: G Griffin on July 16, 2009, 09:17:56 pm
It also happened to Max and Paddy in Phoenix Nights.
   
      Oooh midges....sorry my mistake  :P
 
                      Gerry  ::)
Title: Re: Attacked by midges!!
Post by: elite mike on July 16, 2009, 10:29:47 pm
Quote from: LWC on July 16, 2009, 04:24:40 pm
Quote from: steven ainger on July 16, 2009, 04:15:44 pm
thought i had seen you some where before.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1746705408/tt0080678

That was an earlier model, this one is new and imporved

i thought you lookd better in this one   ;D ;D