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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: ftp on July 07, 2009, 11:41:31 am

Title: Funny company name
Post by: ftp on July 07, 2009, 11:41:31 am: Saw a van today with 'glass hygiene technician' down the side. Made me smile.
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Post by: concept on July 07, 2009, 11:49:03 am: terrible name, if thats how it was spelt...
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Post by: ftp on July 07, 2009, 12:03:25 pm: oops better?
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Post by: DaveG on July 07, 2009, 12:15:15 pm: nice bit of editing Dave!
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Post by: DaveG on July 07, 2009, 12:16:06 pm: I like to call myself a "vision enhancement technician"
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Post by: benji on July 07, 2009, 03:39:44 pm: used to call ourselves partners in grime but the deaf oldie customers always looked a bit worried cos they thought we were partners in crime ;D
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Post by: Nathanael Jones on July 07, 2009, 11:10:34 pm: Saw one today, "Ken-Co ---- the instant cleaning company"
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Post by: vision tech on July 07, 2009, 11:37:15 pm: saw a hairdressers today called
Kurl up and Dye.
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Post by: Alex Gardiner on July 08, 2009, 08:16:50 am: Vertical Glass Wall Maintenance Engineer
Artificial Diamond Polisher
Vision Technician
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Post by: DaveG on July 08, 2009, 08:25:51 am: A scaffolder around here has " an erection with a smile" on his van! ;D
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Post by: kevin James on July 08, 2009, 09:24:24 am: Quote from: benji on July 07, 2009, 03:39:44 pm
used to call ourselves partners in grime but the deaf oldie customers always looked a bit worried cos they thought we were partners in crime ;D
was that in association with a certain mr fear?

Kevin
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Post by: supernova77 on July 08, 2009, 09:41:26 am: Quote
A scaffolder around here has " an erection with a smile" on his van! Grin

I saw a carpet fitters van the other day with "Get laid by a professional" on the side.

Andy
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Post by: stephen s on July 08, 2009, 10:03:07 am: there was once an Asian fruit and veg shop in Liverpool called Mustapha Banana and a workman's van and written on it was D powell international Plumber New York - Paris - London and underneath it said but mainly Liverpool :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: chuggers on July 08, 2009, 10:41:01 am: Haha doesn't compare with Mustapha Banana, but i saw a window cleaner the other day called "Ming 2 Bling"
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Post by: Milltown Cleaning on July 08, 2009, 10:51:46 am: a tiler round here called Bonnie Tiler!! i likes!
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Post by: GWCS on July 08, 2009, 11:04:40 am: Quote from: H2ose on July 08, 2009, 08:25:51 am
A scaffolder around here has " an erection with a smile" on his van! ;D

I like that one :D

Quote from: Andy @ Southern Cleaning Services on July 08, 2009, 09:41:26 am
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A scaffolder around here has " an erection with a smile" on his van! Grin

I saw a carpet fitters van the other day with "Get laid by a professional" on the side.

Andy

That made me laugh!!

Although it might not look too professional to have innuendo slogans it does go in the memory..
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Post by: Milltown Cleaning on July 08, 2009, 11:07:49 am: anyone think of any good double in-your-end-os for window cleaners?
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Post by: SimonMoore on July 08, 2009, 03:46:09 pm: "were gonna dip our tools in your wet bucket "
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Post by: DaveG on July 08, 2009, 05:18:44 pm: My long black pole is all extended and wet......
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Post by: benji on July 10, 2009, 05:37:38 pm: Quote from: kevin James on July 08, 2009, 09:24:24 am
Quote from: benji on July 07, 2009, 03:39:44 pm
used to call ourselves partners in grime but the deaf oldie customers always looked a bit worried cos they thought we were partners in crime ;D
was that in association with a certain mr fear?

Kevin
ah yes it was with a mr fear.. providing a quality service for the fine people of somerset... how do you know the fear man??
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Post by: kevin James on July 11, 2009, 01:07:21 pm: Quote from: benji on July 10, 2009, 05:37:38 pm
Quote from: kevin James on July 08, 2009, 09:24:24 am
Quote from: benji on July 07, 2009, 03:39:44 pm
used to call ourselves partners in grime but the deaf oldie customers always looked a bit worried cos they thought we were partners in crime ;D
was that in association with a certain mr fear?
ah yes it was with a mr fear.. providing a quality service for the fine people of somerset... how do you know the fear man??

I thought your Best Man Talk was a hoot!

'ave a look at www.lifeonaledge.co.uk to see him in action.

Kevin
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Post by: AJ on July 11, 2009, 02:04:26 pm: Blind shop in Enfield slogan 'if it wasn't for us it would be curtains for everyone'
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Post by: Polewash on July 12, 2009, 06:01:15 am: Towing company in Perth called CAMEL TOW. ;D ;D

John

PS This is not them ;D ;D
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Post by: Londoner on July 12, 2009, 06:23:50 am: The usual crop of "Smearit & Dash" type jokes come to mind.

How about, "Ladies the driver of this van has a very long pole and he uses it to clean windows!"

We were joking about putting that on the back of my van.