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Title: Lets play silly boogers ;O)
Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 07:46:17 pm
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This place is out in the sticks, 4 miles from the nearest town, in its own grounds. They have a wedding this Saturday, and I was asked to give them a price to clean everything on the outside of the house that is plastic and/or glass.

How much?

Lets see who does it for £40 and who does it for £600  ;D

Matt
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Post by: jouk45 on June 22, 2009, 07:48:36 pm
wheres the pics
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 07:49:43 pm
wheres the pics

Gimme a chance :D
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Post by: C.C.S. on June 22, 2009, 07:52:51 pm
£150 including the conservatory roof
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Post by: peter holley on June 22, 2009, 07:54:10 pm
£180--£220  2 men 4 hrs max....its hard to say off pics , and i cant see how dirty it was  ::)

ok !!shoot me down :'(
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Post by: jouk45 on June 22, 2009, 07:55:17 pm
£180 all in inluding facias,  ;D
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Post by: tomy jackson on June 22, 2009, 07:58:30 pm
is that be for you washed em  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D £300
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Post by: RO-Sheen on June 22, 2009, 07:58:45 pm
I was going to say £85 looking at those photos. 1 person for 2 hours max but would need a closer look to see how dirty they are first.
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Post by: mr D on June 22, 2009, 08:01:34 pm
£150 for fascias
£20 con roof
£30 house windows + con
+ tip and invite to the big day coz you will do a smashing job!
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Post by: HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy) on June 22, 2009, 08:01:47 pm
£ 610.00

 8)
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Post by: jouk45 on June 22, 2009, 08:02:12 pm
here this good be bad, as competitors  from your area can get a rough idea what we would quote  ;D
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Post by: elite mike on June 22, 2009, 08:03:46 pm
get slrobo   to help you matt ;)
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Post by: jouk45 on June 22, 2009, 08:06:48 pm
£ 610.00

 8)
you need any workers scrimman  ;D
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:08:50 pm
get slrobo   to help you matt ;)

:D :D

Classic, he could come along for a couple of quid
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Post by: elite mike on June 22, 2009, 08:10:26 pm
get slrobo   to help you matt ;)

 realistic  pricing all in £350 8)
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Post by: pingu on June 22, 2009, 08:17:21 pm
400+ VAT....That will take you all day.

Cheers
Dave.
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Post by: ftp on June 22, 2009, 08:18:14 pm
Half a days work so around  a hundred for me.  :)
But if I knew they were desperate £180. Probably low but realistic in my eyes. Whip along the soffits with my pressure washer wfp the rest. All depends on how bad it was to start with.
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Post by: Mr Formby on June 22, 2009, 08:19:25 pm
With the poles in the picture have you already done it.
I would say around £230
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:23:22 pm
Someone has hit the nail on the head with a quote right on the mark.

For your info: the roof took 3 hours, I wanted to be sure it was done properly, that was the thing that concerned her the most, and she is holding a wedding there, so I thought was worth doing well.

When I went round to quote I implied these kind of jobs are nothing unusual and that she would at least have one less worry prior to the big day if she just handed the job over and left the rest to us (well, me  ;D )

Theres no way the job could be done in 2 hours. Well, it could have, but it wouldnt have been done properly, professionally or with the hope of a recommendation or picking up the windows on a regular basis.

However, saying that it didnt take as long as I kinda figured. Ever get that feeling of wondering how the custy feels when you bill them after being there after such a short time? I left the final rinse on the windows til tomorrow for that reason.

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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:25:17 pm
The job is half done by the time the pics are taken.
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Post by: Mr Formby on June 22, 2009, 08:26:52 pm
Go on then who got it right was it elite mike
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Post by: Sunshine/Cleaning on June 22, 2009, 08:29:43 pm
£160 for facias
£60 for house
£60 for con roof

£380 all in.
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:29:47 pm
It was actually.

Well done Mikey.


Good price I thought, don't expect to get em all at that rate, but was worth chancing my arm.

I told her 2 days expecting to do a couple of others up the road I have as regulars at the same time.
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:30:10 pm
£160 for facias
£60 for house
£60 for con roof

£380 all in.

Thats 280.
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Post by: elite mike on June 22, 2009, 08:35:39 pm
It was actually.

Well done Mikey.


Good price I thought, don't expect to get em all at that rate, but was worth chancing my arm.

I told her 2 days expecting to do a couple of others up the road I have as regulars at the same time.

i take a bow ;D

looked a nice job matt

hope sirobos puking reading this post  ;D
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Post by: jouk45 on June 22, 2009, 08:36:45 pm
matt you should be wearing a mask  ;D ;D well done for getting that price
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:37:21 pm
It was actually.

Well done Mikey.


Good price I thought, don't expect to get em all at that rate, but was worth chancing my arm.

I told her 2 days expecting to do a couple of others up the road I have as regulars at the same time.

i take a bow ;D

looked a nice job matt

hope sirobos puking reading this post  ;D

Thankyou my friend. Well said :D :D
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:38:16 pm
matt you should be wearing a mask  ;D ;D well done for getting that price

Cheers Jo :)
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Post by: elite mike on June 22, 2009, 08:40:29 pm
matt you should be wearing a mask  ;D ;D well done for getting that price

Cheers Jo :)

lmao ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: tomy jackson on June 22, 2009, 08:40:53 pm
yes thay wer all ready washed as in one of piks its wet on the wall , as for £20 for cony roof not shor if ther haveing a geraf or not ?????????????????????? :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: luther1 on June 22, 2009, 08:41:02 pm
Nice job and good money Matt,did she put the kettle on?
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:47:36 pm
She did actually, jolly decent of her.  ;)
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 08:57:56 pm
I got another one Ill post tomorrow  ;D
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Post by: C.C.S. on June 22, 2009, 08:59:51 pm
£150 including the conservatory roof
sorry this price doesn't includes the gutters and fascia.just windows +conservatory
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Post by: Milltown Cleaning on June 22, 2009, 10:03:00 pm
The job is half done by the time the pics are taken.

....and after you left!!!!

only messing
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Post by: Neil Williams on June 22, 2009, 10:19:55 pm
I would have said 1.5 days work so £350 to £400
Who was the comedian who said he could do all that in a few hours ;D
Thankfully you didn't subby it out to ************** or you'd have been going back and forth all week sorting it out ;D
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Post by: Alex Wingrove on June 22, 2009, 10:30:34 pm
£45 for house and con, £80 for gutters, £90- 100 for roof, and 3 hours sounds too much for roof

£225 in all, wouldnt want to spend more that 5 hours there
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 10:32:16 pm
I would have said 1.5 days work so £350 to £400
Who was the comedian who said he could do all that in a few hours ;D
Thankfully you didn't subby it out to ************** or you'd have been going back and forth all week sorting it out ;D



That would have been fun fun fun. :)
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Post by: ftp on June 22, 2009, 10:35:12 pm
I would have said 1.5 days work so £350 to £400
Who was the comedian who said he could do all that in a few hours ;D
Thankfully you didn't subby it out to ************** or you'd have been going back and forth all week sorting it out ;D


If it's not particularly green that's no more than half a days work for one guy, five hours max, if it was minging then that's a different story. you should also be able to empty the gutters in that time with a vac. The gutters are black plastic anyway so there's not much work there, windows are normal (about five minutes for some members on here). Conservatory is the most time consuming but it all looks pretty straightforward with bags of room.
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Post by: jouk45 on June 22, 2009, 10:37:39 pm
matt never said including gutters,  ???
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 22, 2009, 10:37:51 pm
I was there for 5 hours today, so knackered  ;D

Neil did you get my email about the omnipole? I went to look at that job and my existing is long enough.
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Post by: Sunshine/Cleaning on June 22, 2009, 10:39:44 pm
£160 for facias
£60 for house
£60 for con roof

£380 all in.

Thats 280.

Yes sorry obviously £160 for conservatory.
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Post by: Neil Williams on June 22, 2009, 10:45:23 pm
Neil did you get my email about the omnipole? I went to look at that job and my existing is long enough.

Sorry, million and 1 things going on, saw the e-mail just haven't got around to replying yet.
You did check the backs didn't you. Nothing like a 5 foot drop which you weren't allowing for ;D
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Post by: jouk45 on June 22, 2009, 10:47:26 pm
I was there for 5 hours today, so knackered  ;D

Neil did you get my email about the omnipole? I went to look at that job and my existing is long enough.
knackered, i would have been estatic £300 od quid  ;D
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Post by: leapstallbuildings on June 23, 2009, 07:47:07 am
£180 all in inluding facias,  ;D

I looked at the pictures before reading the replies.  £180 is exactly what I came up with.  I'm assuming it's a 1 off and I'm allowing for going around the windows/frames twice to try to ensure a decent job.
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Post by: leapstallbuildings on June 23, 2009, 07:51:21 am
She did actually, jolly decent of her.  ;)

Hope she charged you £5 a cup   ;D
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Post by: leapstallbuildings on June 23, 2009, 07:53:36 am
I reckoned that job as being a longish half day or a short day - whichever way you want to work it.  I didn't reckon on 3 hours for the conservatory roof.  If I had realised that I would probably have pitched it around £240ish.
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Post by: Window Washers on June 23, 2009, 07:57:32 am
I was there for 5 hours today, so knackered  ;D

Neil did you get my email about the omnipole? I went to look at that job and my existing is long enough.
I'm not surprised you was knackered, why are you cleaning the downspout in the first pic side on, you must look like the Hulk  ;D
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Post by: jonnyald on June 23, 2009, 08:08:34 am
what did that Sirobo bloke looklike?  his path might have crossed mine recently
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 23, 2009, 08:12:48 am
what did that Sirobo bloke looklike?  his path might have crossed mine recently

35ish, 5'9 ish, short shaved hair (number 2) from Crowthorne, Berks.
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Post by: Dave Turley on June 23, 2009, 08:14:59 am
i'd  have gone £200-£250 depending on how bad they were
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Post by: jonnyald on June 23, 2009, 08:21:54 am
maybe it is him / me and 2 other guys were cleaning out at a place called arborfield and this wise guy was there making out he had taken over the cleaning work for the whole building and we werent to show up anymore. he was full of cockyness i just wondered if it was him . i later checked and found out he was talking rubbish
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 23, 2009, 08:23:37 am
Arborfield isnt far, the work I was selling is Burghfield
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Post by: jonnyald on June 23, 2009, 08:37:46 am
im not sure what he was actually doing as i didnt see him cleaning, he didnt strike me as somebody who worked hands on,more a delegating type . he tried to con me he was exmilitary and other stuff . 
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 23, 2009, 08:45:47 am
Im not sure what slrobo was doing either, I think he had some spare time on his hands to play stupid twats. But, hey, there you go, live and learn.
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Post by: seandyer2003 on June 23, 2009, 08:50:23 am
Wow thats a good price, i was thinking half that :)

But at 5 hours its still ok,, i wouldnt know how to say "its £350" and feel confident about it.... is that all you did when quoting?? Or did you do a written quote or something?
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 23, 2009, 08:58:48 am
I walked round with her, trying to sound like this was just ANOTHER job *yawn* that we do these ALL the time *yawn* working with clients with special or one-off circumstances, like weddings, *yawn* :D

I started to feel I swung it when I said that it would be just one less problem for her to worry about prior to the day, so long as she just gave us the go ahead and we could put everything in place. I secured the job 3 months ago and told her then that Id calla month prior to the date and the week before, to allow for any changes or planning, marquee, that kind of thing, which I have done.

She did get a written quote too.

I told her the price reflected the fact that I'd allowed 2 days for it and 'unforeseen' circumstances, I was guaranteeing her having the job done and not having to worry about it, and that she WOULD! be highly satisfied with the job, remember.

So, yes a great price, they dont all land the right way up, but the circumstances helped.


Tell ya what, there was an ingredient 'x' involved...............my flyer :D
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 23, 2009, 09:06:38 am
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Dear Mrs Money-Bags,
 
Many thanks for getting back to me regarding the exterior clean of your property at Slumpy Hall :D.
 
The price to carry out the discussed cleaning is £350.00.
 
The works involved are detailed below:
 
All windows cleaned externally.
 
All window frames and sills cleaned externally.
 
All external guttering and down-pipes cleaned.
 
All fascia boards, soffits and barge-boars cleaned.
 
Conservatory roof and plastic finials on roof cleaned.
 
All roof bars and external plastics to conservatory roof cleaned.
 
All conservatory plastic frames and sills cleaned.
 
All conservatory windows cleaned.
 
The dates to be confirmed a little closer to the time, however, I will leave the exact date to your discretion, depending upon the exact circumstances as the wedding arrangements develop.
 
However, if you can e-mail me your telephone number at home I will call you the week beginning 08th June.
 
Many thanks.
 
Matt Bateman (Oakley Window Cleaning)
 
 

Sounds a lot doesnt it when you itemise it that way :D
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Post by: EZclean on June 23, 2009, 02:59:07 pm
it does sound alot
i like it  ;D
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Post by: Glyn H on June 23, 2009, 06:27:55 pm

£150.00 - £180.00
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 23, 2009, 10:51:34 pm
Looks like it might be turning into a regular clean after my visit today to pretend I was finishing off :D
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Post by: jouk45 on June 23, 2009, 11:17:17 pm
hi i was tiped of about this subject from another window cleaner in my area, how dare you show pictures of my house, i will phone you in the morning sir
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Post by: jouk45 on June 23, 2009, 11:29:48 pm
 ;D ;D ;D only joking  i just changed my name and pic bet that gave you a fright matt lol
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Post by: leapstallbuildings on June 24, 2009, 07:02:36 am
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Dear Mrs Money-Bags,
 
Many thanks for getting back to me regarding the exterior clean of your property at Slumpy Hall :D.
 
The price to carry out the discussed cleaning is £350.00.
 
The works involved are detailed below:
 
All windows cleaned externally.
 
All window frames and sills cleaned externally.
 
All external guttering and down-pipes cleaned.
 
All fascia boards, soffits and barge-boars cleaned.
 
Conservatory roof and plastic finials on roof cleaned.
 
All roof bars and external plastics to conservatory roof cleaned.
 
All conservatory plastic frames and sills cleaned.
 
All conservatory windows cleaned.
 
The dates to be confirmed a little closer to the time, however, I will leave the exact date to your discretion, depending upon the exact circumstances as the wedding arrangements develop.
 
However, if you can e-mail me your telephone number at home I will call you the week beginning 08th June.
 
Many thanks.
 
Matt Bateman (Oakley Window Cleaning)
 
 

Sounds a lot doesnt it when you itemise it that way :D

Fascias, soffits AND barge boards???   ;D

I thought fascias and barge boards were one and the same.
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Post by: leapstallbuildings on June 24, 2009, 07:05:35 am
Looks like it might be turning into a regular clean after my visit today to pretend I was finishing off :D

Now if I had some guarantee in the first place that it would be a regular clean, my price would have been a fair bit lower.
For one offs, I lump all the extra time onto the charges.  For first cleans, I tend to go a fair bit easier on them because I will be getting some benefit from the follow up cleans.
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 24, 2009, 07:30:49 am
;D ;D ;D only joking  i just changed my name and pic bet that gave you a fright matt lol

Only just seen the e-mail from some tart called customer :D
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Post by: weetot on June 24, 2009, 06:30:53 pm
Its only 9.05am according to the outside clock, that means the butler must have done it! ;D
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Post by: Oakley Windows on June 24, 2009, 06:37:31 pm
Its only 9.05am according to the outside clock, that means the butler must have done it! ;D

That 12.45 :D
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Post by: weetot on June 24, 2009, 07:05:06 pm
Oh! :D
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Post by: martinsadie on June 24, 2009, 08:05:16 pm
you will probley get a tug of the law if the place gets burgled and she tells them the w/c took pictures of all the windows  ;D ;D
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Post by: tomy jackson on June 24, 2009, 08:54:07 pm
iv got piks on my web site and custy have you got a card as my mum any way when i went back she sade youv got my houe on ther you cheky git owell ,when she asked for card i for goten her house wos on ther ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: martinsadie on June 24, 2009, 08:57:06 pm
my visit today to pretend I was finishing off :D
sounds like a cowboy cleaner  ;D ;D
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Post by: wozzza007 on June 24, 2009, 09:52:42 pm
£500.

My reasons for this large bill.

You are putting regular customers back to clean this one off clean.

One off cleans are usually tight was-its that only want them done either once a year or if there is a birthday, funeral, or in your case a wedding.

Hand that bill over and smile nicely for 5 big ones ! ;D