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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: ftp on June 10, 2009, 05:45:14 pm

Title: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: ftp on June 10, 2009, 05:45:14 pm
I asked what was wrong with their normal cleaner "he's rubbish, can't reach the window above the conservatory either and we have watched you and are really impressed by how long you spend cleaning"
Wait 'till they are out!
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: LWC on June 10, 2009, 05:48:26 pm
Ever fly around a house thinking they are out...go to put ticket through door and theyre in  ;D
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: cozy on June 10, 2009, 06:00:02 pm
That hashappened enough LWC, looks like nobody home so when they suddenly open the door as you are about to leave......

Embarrasing if you just had a quick wee on the hedge!! ::)
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: LWC on June 10, 2009, 06:01:53 pm
Never ever wee in gardens/hedges, you never know whos watching. My house has camera's all over it and you wouldnt see em...not worth it for a leak.
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: clean on June 10, 2009, 06:05:04 pm
Quote from: LWC on June 10, 2009, 06:01:53 pm
Never ever wee in gardens/hedges, you never know whos watching. My house has camera all over it and you wouldnt see em...not worth it for a leak.

LOL,there was a post ages ago on here someone filmed a window cleaner having a poo in a garden and wiping his ass on his scrim  :-X  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: perfectpanesplymouth on June 10, 2009, 10:13:42 pm
why poo in the garden when you have a van and a bucket?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: CLEANGLASSUK on June 10, 2009, 10:20:32 pm
I had a wee through a freinds letter box once for a laugh  ;D
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: elite mike on June 10, 2009, 10:24:15 pm
Quote from: CLEANGLASSUK on June 10, 2009, 10:20:32 pm
I had a wee through a freinds letter box once for a laugh  ;D

post of the week ;D

lmao ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: Washers on June 11, 2009, 09:13:50 am
Hell this post game me a right old chuckle this morning.

Very welcome as I am being made redundant in two weeks time! Hence my2 new ladders, buckets etc.
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: supernova77 on June 11, 2009, 09:37:28 am
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Ever fly around a house thinking they are out...go to put ticket through door and theyre in  Grin

Ha ha... I did a similar thing yesterday - I was speeding round a house (WFP) where I thought no one was in - Started the last top window and saw the woman of the house decorating that room - Doh!     I slowed down and then took some time wiping down all the downstairs sills with a scrim just to stretch it out a bit  :)

Andy
Title: Re: Picked up a job today for being slow!
Post by: NWH on June 11, 2009, 04:58:15 pm
Quote from: ftp on June 10, 2009, 05:45:14 pm
I asked what was wrong with their normal cleaner "he's rubbish, can't reach the window above the conservatory either and we have watched you and are really impressed by how long you spend cleaning"
Wait 'till they are out!
This made me lol because it made me think of the thread sometime ago when we were talking about how long it should take to do a 5 bed house lol,i thought you must be slow. ;D