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Title: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Mr Sparkle on June 05, 2009, 07:03:30 pm
Is it me or are you all sick of the summer brigade beer swilling fat dole dossers coming out now the sun is shining?
Been building business up for good few years, pay all taxes insurance etc, Then as soon as the sun comes out the fat out of shape beer swilling dole dossers come out with no insurance and not registered, offering to do houses for next to nothing just so they can buy a pint,
It gets us a bad name, Am i the only one p**d of with them.
I would love them to fall off there rusty ladder and shove my wfp up there big fat ass  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: LWC on June 05, 2009, 07:24:07 pm
Tell you what, i have never noticed it so much as this year, and in sign written vans!

Whats going on...
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: sgibsoncleaning on June 05, 2009, 07:26:41 pm
 there great aint they.  bit of painting bit of gardening and a bit of window cleaning.  all at bargain prices. well they earn a weeks wage for sitting on their butts, so everything else is just bonus.
had a woman tell me today her window cleaners (2 of them) take an hour to do her house and charge 8 quid. i said then they must be on the dole, oh yeah she replies they are on incapacity benefit.
popped in the city. stopped for a coffee a a christian centre, not my cup of tea but good cheap coffee. watched their window cleaner at work.  lovely big shop front windows 8 of them. he got through them quick, did  an ok job, might help if he changed his water at least weekly. he loads his gear in the car  as we left and my girlfriend notices the tax disk and the blue badge parking permit with his picture on it.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: m b shaw on June 05, 2009, 07:35:31 pm
best bet would be to inform the dhss if you thought that they were working and claiming.i used to think well it does nt hurt me, and it does nt now,i ve more than enough work on, but thats not the point.if i was starting up again and it was happening near me i d shop every last one of the scumbags. cheers mick
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Sir Squeaky on June 05, 2009, 07:36:19 pm
I do it for beer money. ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: ftp on June 05, 2009, 07:48:51 pm
Bet they haven't done their NVQ's either. I can't understand how they pick up such a fine skill so fast?
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: martinsadie on June 05, 2009, 07:57:18 pm
dont seem to have any round here but i dont know what your problem is unless you are losing work to them,also i think you find alloy ladders dont rust  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Mike_G on June 05, 2009, 09:53:18 pm
If they are on incapacity benefit I think they are allowed to work as long as they do not earn more than £80 a week which seems mad but with this government nothing would surprise me
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: [GQC] Tim on June 05, 2009, 10:40:07 pm
Funny isn't it, there are a lot about at the moment. I have never seen so many window cleaners, ever!  :-\

But my customers seem not too impressed with them either, so that's good.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: mr D on June 05, 2009, 11:05:07 pm
how do you know there beer swelling dole lites?

bit quick to judge guys. they could well be men wanting to build rounds much like yours starting at the bottom and working hard to feed and clothe a family.

who says they have no insurance?

there prices may be low because they need to bring money in and cant afford to be too fussy.

we were all there once fellas. I cant begin to count how many times i've seen threads like this. kinda winds me up
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: LWC on June 05, 2009, 11:12:40 pm
We were all there once but in short we are all better than them so they should go get a proper job.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: sgibsoncleaning on June 05, 2009, 11:22:04 pm
how do you know there beer swelling dole lites?

bit quick to judge guys. they could well be men wanting to build rounds much like yours starting at the bottom and working hard to feed and clothe a family.

who says they have no insurance?

there prices may be low because they need to bring money in and cant afford to be too fussy.

we were all there once fellas. I cant begin to count how many times i've seen threads like this. kinda winds me up
yeah we all started once but you have an hourly rate  that at least matches minimum wage.

Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Sir Squeaky on June 06, 2009, 02:03:58 am
how do you know there beer swelling dole lites?

bit quick to judge guys. they could well be men wanting to build rounds much like yours starting at the bottom and working hard to feed and clothe a family.

who says they have no insurance?

there prices may be low because they need to bring money in and cant afford to be too fussy.

we were all there once fellas. I cant begin to count how many times i've seen threads like this. kinda winds me up
Spot on.
I started by going out offering cheap services with minimum kit.
Still going years later and getting better all the time.
Can't assume they're all dossers. ::)
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: sgibsoncleaning on June 06, 2009, 07:28:35 am
not all new window cleaners  are dossers,  but we can all spot the ones that are.  my point was to say that the public dont care if the price is right.
if someone is fit enough to window clean then why do they need benefit, i have experience with disablity so know what i am talking about.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: gr cleaning solutions on June 06, 2009, 08:39:26 am
i was out yesterday and i seen a lad with a disability (arm missing below the elbow) he was cleaning the bottom windows with someone doing the top ones all with new gear but good for him at least he,s out making a living and not sat on his backside claiming for every thing (sorry if i ve offended anyone )
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: AuRavelling79 on June 06, 2009, 08:46:44 am
not all new window cleaners  are dossers,  but we can all spot the ones that are.  my point was to say that the public dont care if the price is right.if someone is fit enough to window clean then why do they need benefit, i have experience with disablity so know what i am talking about.


Some public do ... they're the ones I want as custies.

Think about, say ... plastering. What do you do? I don't know you but here's what I do - if I'm patching a small hole I fill it myself with polyfilla. If I need to get a neat job round a bigger hole then I'll happily use a mate I know or my bro in law who works shifts in a factory but who can "do a bit" of building stuff. Some of you guys do it yourself.

If I need a ceiling plastered I'll use a skilled plasterer.

Now can I moan if Mrs. Lady only has her windows done every so often and is happy to wait for the summer brigade to turn up? Or that new wet behind the ears canvasser who thinks she'll be regular does a clean?

It's not as if she was likely to ever be a good reliable custy (by my standards) anyway.

My ol' grandad was a copper and he retired and did a bit of window cleaning to keep busy, stay away from his moaning missus and stay active in his retirement. He worked a couple of days a week.
They aren't all dossers but they are sometimes competition - so raise your game and you'll do ok.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: martinsadie on June 06, 2009, 08:57:41 am
We were all there once but in short we are all better than them so they should go get a proper job.
like being a fireman  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: tomy jackson on June 06, 2009, 03:57:34 pm
wear all harfway ther stan ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: R W C on June 06, 2009, 04:31:52 pm
Why does it take me so long to read your posts tomy
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: martinsadie on June 06, 2009, 05:35:54 pm
Why does it take me so long to read your posts tomy
because you are illiterate Chris  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: perfectpanesplymouth on June 06, 2009, 08:45:31 pm
oi!!
i'm new to this and FAT  ;D ;D
and i'm all insured etc
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: mr D on June 06, 2009, 09:36:03 pm
oi!!
i'm new to this and FAT  ;D ;D
and i'm all insured etc

buy a 35ft ladder and get your self some 3rd storys you'll be as fit and sexy as me in 2 months
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: perfectpanesplymouth on June 07, 2009, 08:21:13 am
oi!!
i'm new to this and FAT  ;D ;D
and i'm all insured etc

buy a 35ft ladder and get your self some 3rd storys you'll be as fit and sexy as me in 2 months

would you believe i'm scared of heights?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: cybersye on June 07, 2009, 10:06:09 am
is being insured to clean residential windows a legal requirement ? or just in scotland where you're supposed to be licensed ?
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: daniel worgan on June 07, 2009, 10:08:02 am
No it is not a legal requirement,but apparently you are a cowboy if you do not pay for it.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Moderator David@stives on June 07, 2009, 10:18:21 am
Just concentrate on what your doing and do it well and then you will have no problems with new starters.

Also its a good chance for them to cull your round of all your bad customers, in my experience the only customers who jump ship are the ones you wouldnt mind losing anyway.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: LWC on June 07, 2009, 01:19:35 pm
We were all there once but in short we are all better than them so they should go get a proper job.
like being a fireman  ;D ;D ;D

Yes like being a fireman  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: big J on June 07, 2009, 05:23:45 pm
hmmmmm which camp do i fall into  i will be very shortly a newbie with a sign written van building a fresh round and i will be insured :P
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: cozy on June 07, 2009, 05:55:07 pm
hmmmmm which camp do i fall into  i will be very shortly a newbie with a sign written van building a fresh round and i will be insured :P

Don't worry about it mate. Just put your business together and get on with it. This game is prone to attracting people looking for something as an easy way to start to be self employed.

I would expect most of the "chancers" to fade pretty quickly. I even get squaddies leaving the army and staying here in Germany that have a go at it. Haven't seen one last any longer than a year so far.! or 2 like to pretend that they are the only REAL business types and born window cleaners. Everyone has to start somewhere :)

Alot of the new guys fold in the winter when they start to get blue fingers and it's cold and windy. Good luck anyway. :)
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Feen on June 07, 2009, 07:32:19 pm
It always amuses me when we get a thread like this that we get posts from the likes of sgibsoncleaning, who haven't put their location in their profile. Location is one of the most important thing in an argument like this.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: simon knight on June 08, 2009, 03:20:29 pm
Bet they haven't done their NVQ's either. I can't understand how they pick up such a fine skill so fast?

You're right there...I studied for years in university learning the trade ::) ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: cozy on June 08, 2009, 04:34:35 pm
Yes Simon, but did you pass the exam? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Oakley Windows on June 08, 2009, 04:45:37 pm
bY DEFINITION i WOULD IMAGINE NEW STARTERS WITH SIGN-WRITTEN DO NOT FALL INTO THE BEER MONEY DOLE DOSSER CATEGORY OF WINDOW CLEANERS.

aS dAVE SAID, THEY CAN ALSO HELP TO CULL YOUR WON ROUND OF DODGY CUSTYS, THESE (sorry, cant be arsed to alter the caps) beer money boys arent all bad. They have their uses.
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: cozy on June 08, 2009, 04:52:30 pm
Yes Matt, but what about guys like me? I look like a dole dodgey beer swilling git, even though I have been in this game for bloody ages ???
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Oakley Windows on June 08, 2009, 04:55:13 pm
Then your an alky and a dodgy window cleaner too  ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: sgibsoncleaning on June 08, 2009, 05:10:46 pm
It always amuses me when we get a thread like this that we get posts from the likes of sgibsoncleaning, who haven't put their location in their profile. Location is one of the most important thing in an argument like this.
cant understand what you mean by this..
for one i use my name not a alais nickname.
you seem to be targeting me..    i had a go at doleys, scammers and scroungers who get paid by the state because they cant work suposedly yet manage to do a full time job.
some in this thread has had a go at new people starting out, not me i never forgot that i  knew feck all once and had to learn the hard way.
the scottish borders is a big area you have no link to a web site  so whos hiding me or you.
so whats your problem with me then.  just checked on the first page of this thread, 10other people show no location either, so i guess its something i said the made you single me out. would like to know what
i didnt even start this thread

Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: cozy on June 08, 2009, 05:11:45 pm
I've thought about that Matt, and I think your right. 8)
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: simon knight on June 08, 2009, 05:30:11 pm
Yes Simon, but did you pass the exam? ;D ;D ;D

No. Pick up any dictionary and look up the definition of "screw-up" and it'll say SIMON KNIGHT ;D
Title: Re: Beer money dole dossers
Post by: Oakley Windows on June 08, 2009, 06:49:24 pm
I've thought about that Matt, and I think your right. 8)

:D