Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 08:21:29 pm
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I have just had the most bizarre message about a quote I have put in for a building, can anyone top this, this is how it reads
I will accept the quote if you or one of your guys wrestle with me, if you win I will give you 2 bottles of wine and the £***, if you lose then you will get to bottles of wine and half the amount, are you up for the challenge.
This was not a hoax message either, as I spoke to this guy on friday at his home and gave him the quote.
:o :o :o
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Kinky!
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is he a big fella?
about a foot at least smaller than me, was bizarre from that start... this is just plain mad, I may just do it for a laugh
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Did he used to watch that sitcom Game-on,come Mart do ya fancy a wrestle lol. ;D ;D ;D
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I reckon he`s got you mixed up with thinking you like a Harris pole lol,he`s thinking do you want to make my Arris pole. ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*
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if its greased up and naked give it a miss. its all in his favour though half if he wins so got to be double if you win. i would give it a go. choke him out and see how he feels about stupid quotes
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I recon he will be dressed like Tosh
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After the event his eye`s might be like Toshes lol. ;D ;D
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second message from him:
Uvs me tomorrow at 4pm? 3 bots red u win man or mouse u want ur guy to ref no problem, recon you can win..
lmao, me thinking thing this guy is a nut ball, nice house though
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if his name is shirley crabtree give it a miss
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Steer well clear WW mate,he sounds like he want your bum lol. ;D ;D :-*
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Steer well clear WW mate,he sounds like he want your bum lol. ;D ;D :-*
lol,trust me he aint having my bum.
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Sorry i meant "wants" lol,that made me sound like Tarzan didn`t it. ;D
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I bet he will be dressed like Tarzan ;D
Window washers i mean ;D ;D ;D
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I bet he will be dressed like Tarzan ;D
Window washers i mean ;D ;D ;D
im down next weekend if you want to have a coffee, and no I dont want you to be my jane, I have one of them ;D
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I reckon he`s been watching your video WW`s,he wants to pole your Arris. ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*
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Ya ok do i have to wrestle you ;D
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Thinking about it, Will you be the one walking funny. ;D ;D
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Thinking about it, Will you be the one walking funny. ;D ;D
not at all, i aint into harris pole as NWH says, although I am getting worried about NWH thinking these things about me,
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I think hes been on the pop.
Ian,
Thanks for the advice regarding earache,
Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P
Im on antibiotics for a week now :(
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I think hes been on the pop.
Ian,
Thanks for the advice regarding earache,
Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P
Im on antibiotics for a week now :(
Your welcome, and I think the same, although I now have about 5 messages from this person, will call him in the morning
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I think hes been on the pop.
Ian,
Thanks for the advice regarding earache,
Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P
Im on antibiotics for a week now :(
That blokes got a build up of wax aswell by the sounds of it lol,he liked the look of Ian and he reckons he`s the man to clear it lol. ;D ;D
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I think hes been on the pop.
Ian,
Thanks for the advice regarding earache,
Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P
Im on antibiotics for a week now :(
That blokes got a build up of wax aswell by the sounds of it lol,he liked the look of Ian and he reckons he`s the man to clear it lol. ;D ;D
:o :o ;D ;D
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I think hes been on the pop.
Ian,
Thanks for the advice regarding earache,
Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P
Im on antibiotics for a week now :(
That blokes got a build up of wax aswell by the sounds of it lol,he liked the look of Ian and he reckons he`s the man to clear it lol. ;D ;D
:o :o ;D ;D
That made me laugh
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I think hes been on the pop.
Ian,
Thanks for the advice regarding earache,
Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P
Im on antibiotics for a week now :(
That blokes got a build up of wax aswell by the sounds of it lol,he liked the look of Ian and he reckons he`s the man to clear it lol. ;D ;D
:o :o ;D ;D
That made me laugh
lol, NWH you have a sick sick mind fella
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Sorry i`ve just rushed back in the room after waxing my pole lol. ;D ;D
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Sorry i`ve just rushed back in the room after waxing my pole lol. ;D ;D
lol, maybe i should make a youtube pole waxing video for all the sickos out there, maybe it is a new fetish
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If you end up going for a drink with him, make sure you don't let him push your stool in for you!
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If you end up going for a drink with him, make sure you don't let him push your stool in for you!
Trust me I will not be going for a drink with him, I dont need his business that bad
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are u sure he wasnt just a guest, and that the building was just acare home for people with strange fetishis... ;D is this for real? i would stay well clear :o lol
:D :D :D :D :D
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are u sure he wasnt just a guest, and that the building was just acare home for people with strange fetishis... ;D is this for real? i would stay well clear :o lol
:D :D :D :D :D
This was for real yes, it was his house, I will not be doing this job, but anyone else im my area that likes the idea feel free to contact me, I will even film the outcome for a laugh.
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are u sure he wasnt just a guest, and that the building was just acare home for people with strange fetishis... ;D is this for real? i would stay well clear :o lol
:D :D :D :D :D
This was for real yes, it was his house, I will not be doing this job, but anyone else im my area that likes the idea feel free to contact me, I will even film the outcome for a laugh.
lol ;D
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i'd give him the number of the samaritans.
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I`ll do the job,i`ll bring my baby oil with me lol. ;D ;D :-*
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I have just had the most bizarre message about a quote I have put in for a building, can anyone top this, this is how it reads
I will accept the quote if you or one of your guys wrestle with me, if you win I will give you 2 bottles of wine and the £***, if you lose then you will get to bottles of wine and half the amount, are you up for the challenge.
This was not a hoax message either, as I spoke to this guy on friday at his home and gave him the quote.
:o :o :o
i got a mate who would do it for you, if you grease his palm with a few notes, imagine the honey monster on steroids.
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if his name is shirley crabtree give it a miss
Shirleys dead
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I like clean windows, but, I also like getting stuff for half price. So, which one is better? i suppose theres only one way to find out!
FIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!