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Title: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 08:21:29 pm
I have just had the most bizarre message about a quote I have put in for a building, can anyone top this, this is how it reads

I will accept the quote if you or one of your guys wrestle with me, if you win I will give you 2 bottles of wine and the £***, if you lose then you will get to bottles of wine and half the amount, are you up for the challenge.

This was not a hoax message either, as I spoke to this guy on friday at his home and gave him the quote.

 :o :o :o
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: ftp on April 05, 2009, 08:23:19 pm
Kinky!
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 08:25:14 pm
is he a big fella?
about a foot at least smaller than me, was bizarre from that start... this is just plain mad, I may just do it for a laugh
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2009, 08:25:24 pm
Did he used to watch that sitcom Game-on,come Mart do ya fancy a wrestle lol. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2009, 08:27:07 pm
I reckon he`s got you mixed up with thinking you like a Harris pole lol,he`s thinking do you want to make my Arris pole. ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: sgibsoncleaning on April 05, 2009, 08:30:53 pm
if its greased up and naked give it a miss. its all in his favour though half if he wins so got to be double if you win. i would give it a go. choke him out and see how he feels about stupid quotes
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: R W C on April 05, 2009, 08:31:03 pm
I recon he will be dressed like Tosh
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2009, 08:32:09 pm
After the event his eye`s might be like Toshes lol. ;D ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 08:32:36 pm
second message from him:

Uvs me tomorrow at 4pm? 3 bots red u win man or mouse u want ur guy to ref no problem, recon you can win..


lmao, me thinking thing this guy is a nut ball, nice house though
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: tacky on April 05, 2009, 08:32:46 pm
if his name is shirley crabtree give it a miss
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2009, 08:34:07 pm
Steer well clear WW mate,he sounds like he want your bum lol. ;D ;D :-*
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 08:35:52 pm
Steer well clear WW mate,he sounds like he want your bum lol. ;D ;D :-*
lol,trust me he aint having my bum.
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2009, 08:36:55 pm
Sorry i meant "wants" lol,that made me sound like Tarzan didn`t it. ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: wightsurf on April 05, 2009, 08:42:00 pm
I bet he will be dressed like Tarzan  ;D
Window washers i mean  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 08:43:10 pm
I bet he will be dressed like Tarzan  ;D
Window washers i mean  ;D ;D ;D

im down next weekend if you want to have a coffee, and no I dont want you to be my jane, I have one of them  ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2009, 08:43:57 pm
I reckon he`s been watching your video WW`s,he wants to pole your Arris. ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: wightsurf on April 05, 2009, 08:45:01 pm
Ya ok do i have to wrestle you  ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: wightsurf on April 05, 2009, 08:45:58 pm
Thinking about it, Will you be the one walking funny.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 08:47:48 pm
Thinking about it, Will you be the one walking funny.  ;D ;D
not at all, i aint into harris pole as NWH says, although I am getting worried about NWH thinking these things about me,
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Dean Taberner on April 05, 2009, 08:56:16 pm
I think hes been on the pop.

Ian,

Thanks for the advice regarding earache,

Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P

Im on antibiotics for a week now :(

Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 08:58:36 pm
I think hes been on the pop.

Ian,

Thanks for the advice regarding earache,

Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P

Im on antibiotics for a week now :(


Your welcome, and I think the same, although I now have about 5 messages from this person, will call him in the morning
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2009, 09:07:36 pm
I think hes been on the pop.

Ian,

Thanks for the advice regarding earache,

Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P

Im on antibiotics for a week now :(


That blokes got a build up of wax aswell by the sounds of it lol,he liked the look of Ian and he reckons he`s the man to clear it lol. ;D ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Dean Taberner on April 05, 2009, 09:18:40 pm
I think hes been on the pop.

Ian,

Thanks for the advice regarding earache,

Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P

Im on antibiotics for a week now :(


That blokes got a build up of wax aswell by the sounds of it lol,he liked the look of Ian and he reckons he`s the man to clear it lol. ;D ;D

 :o :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: wightsurf on April 05, 2009, 09:20:29 pm
I think hes been on the pop.

Ian,

Thanks for the advice regarding earache,

Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P

Im on antibiotics for a week now :(


That blokes got a build up of wax aswell by the sounds of it lol,he liked the look of Ian and he reckons he`s the man to clear it lol. ;D ;D

 :o :o ;D ;D

That made me laugh
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 09:25:47 pm
I think hes been on the pop.

Ian,

Thanks for the advice regarding earache,

Ive just got back from the 24hrs docs and its an ear infection not a build up of wax :P

Im on antibiotics for a week now :(


That blokes got a build up of wax aswell by the sounds of it lol,he liked the look of Ian and he reckons he`s the man to clear it lol. ;D ;D

 :o :o ;D ;D

That made me laugh
lol, NWH you have a sick sick mind fella
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2009, 09:32:01 pm
Sorry i`ve just rushed back in the room after waxing my pole lol. ;D ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 09:36:48 pm
Sorry i`ve just rushed back in the room after waxing my pole lol. ;D ;D
lol, maybe i should make a youtube pole waxing video for all the sickos out there, maybe it is a new fetish
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: davids3511 on April 05, 2009, 10:57:14 pm
If you end up going for a drink with him, make sure you don't let him push your stool in for you!
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 10:58:25 pm
If you end up going for a drink with him, make sure you don't let him push your stool in for you!
Trust me I will not be going for a drink with him, I dont need his business that bad
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: peter holley on April 05, 2009, 11:06:14 pm
are u sure he wasnt just a guest, and that the building was just acare home for people with strange fetishis... ;D  is this for real? i would stay well clear :o   lol

 
:D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: Window Washers on April 05, 2009, 11:16:28 pm
are u sure he wasnt just a guest, and that the building was just acare home for people with strange fetishis... ;D  is this for real? i would stay well clear :o   lol

 
:D :D :D :D :D
This was for real yes, it was his house, I will not be doing this job, but anyone else im my area that likes the idea feel free to contact me, I will even film the outcome for a laugh.
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: peter holley on April 05, 2009, 11:20:32 pm
are u sure he wasnt just a guest, and that the building was just acare home for people with strange fetishis... ;D  is this for real? i would stay well clear :o   lol

 
:D :D :D :D :D
This was for real yes, it was his house, I will not be doing this job, but anyone else im my area that likes the idea feel free to contact me, I will even film the outcome for a laugh.

lol ;D
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: mark dew on April 06, 2009, 05:16:58 pm
i'd give him the number of the samaritans.
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: NWH on April 06, 2009, 05:31:15 pm
I`ll do the job,i`ll bring my baby oil with me lol. ;D ;D :-*
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: s.w.c on April 06, 2009, 06:20:51 pm
I have just had the most bizarre message about a quote I have put in for a building, can anyone top this, this is how it reads

I will accept the quote if you or one of your guys wrestle with me, if you win I will give you 2 bottles of wine and the £***, if you lose then you will get to bottles of wine and half the amount, are you up for the challenge.

This was not a hoax message either, as I spoke to this guy on friday at his home and gave him the quote.

 :o :o :o

i got a mate who would do it for you, if you grease his palm with a few notes, imagine the honey monster on steroids.
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: martinsadie on April 06, 2009, 06:52:52 pm
if his name is shirley crabtree give it a miss
Shirleys dead
Title: Re: can anyone top this.
Post by: AJ on April 06, 2009, 07:22:27 pm
I like clean windows, but, I also like getting stuff for half price. So, which one is better? i suppose theres only one way to find out!

FIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!