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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dennis on April 10, 2005, 01:30:32 pm

Title: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: Dennis on April 10, 2005, 01:30:32 pm

At least according to Graham Doyle, MD of Pilgrim Payne in the paper yesterday.

Quote:
"We're a very dirty nation - 40 per cent of upholstery in the UK is never cleaned. I wish we were more like the Americans who have an average 20 months between cleans, while we have seven years!"  © Times Newspapers Ltd 2005

We can't be doing a good enough job of educating our customers!  ;)

Title: Re: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: John_Flynn on April 10, 2005, 01:35:35 pm

Who are Pilgrim Payne may I ask??

Title: Re: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: Dennis on April 10, 2005, 03:01:11 pm

Carpet cleaner to the Queen

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1140/13951.php

Title: Re: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: John_Flynn on April 10, 2005, 03:06:51 pm

That's Ok then will not bother us lads Upt North.

Wi still got coyle dust t git shut o.

Title: Re: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: Don Atkinson on April 10, 2005, 05:01:31 pm

Quote from: Dennis on April 10, 2005, 03:01:11 pm

Carpet cleaner to the Queen

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1140/13951.php

How dare you give out such information!
I shall be obtaining a warrant from her majesty for the capture and execution of Dennis on the grounds of leaking royal information.
I declare that on the 1st June he shall be dragged  to the Tower through 'Traitor Gate', stretched on the rack until limbs part from torso, beheaded, the head shall then be jousted onto a spike and mounted on Tower Bridge for all to see.
SHAME ON YOU CHILD!!

It did used to be Pilgrim Payne who had the contract but he was unfortunately burnt on a bonfire after he was court cleaning her majesty's royal sofa with a carpet wand!!

The good old days eh, a past to be proud of ;D ;D ;D

Don ;)

Title: Re: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: Dennis on April 10, 2005, 05:13:15 pm

You definately used to sniff Lavendoria, didn't you, go on, own up.  ;D ;) ;D

Title: Re: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: Don Atkinson on April 10, 2005, 05:53:35 pm

No Dennis, UHO or Pritt Stick is better ;D

Title: Re: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: Don Atkinson on April 10, 2005, 06:03:21 pm

I also heard that he was caught using an RX 20 on the crown jewels :o OH BOY, DID HE BURN!! THE WICKED CHILD.

don ;)

Title: Re: We are a dirty nation!
Post by: Len Gribble on April 10, 2005, 07:43:08 pm

Recon they need to rethink marketing The Times?

Len