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Title: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 07:03:26 pm
hi guys

me and some friends from bristol and cardiff university science depts

have developed this new system, and its called litewater tm.

have been working on this for a while now, and now its perfected

we are launching the product at midnight tonight

the benefits are  numerous and will greatly help our business



one of the benefits will be able  to take twice as much water with you

due to the water being half the weight 8)

imagine instead of 1000 ltr ,you can carry 2000ltrs  :o

backpack users can now fill it to the top and carry it with ease

trolley users you wont even know your pulling it

poles are much lighter these days and the brushes

so it was just logical that this is the next step forward

we have had so many enquiries from different organizations

fire brigades, catering drinks companies etc

but it was designed by window cleaners for window cleaners

the first 30 people to respond to this post will get a 30% discount ;D

and i will contact you all on this forum tomorrow

regards

mike and the team from litewater tm
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: rs_cleancare on March 31, 2009, 07:10:58 pm
Next you will be hose less wfp ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 07:11:58 pm
Next you will be hose less wfp ;D

now theres an idea ;)
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 07:25:23 pm
what is it dry freezed water??
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: matt on March 31, 2009, 07:31:31 pm
some good breaking news then  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 07:32:03 pm
what is it dry freezed water??

not quite , it works much the same way as the ro but is parts per trillion

and a special gas is injected in the process,

which reduces the density of the liquid
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 07:33:09 pm
i predict great dissapointment :( :(
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: CHARLEY B on March 31, 2009, 07:39:34 pm
I thought April started tomorrow
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: bad trippy on March 31, 2009, 07:41:23 pm
So your going to make water lighter, what i want to know is how much weight my wallets gonna lose if i order one of these systems? ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 07:45:49 pm
i know what gas is used.............................................................Laughing gas
sorry mike ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 07:50:55 pm
So your going to make water lighter, what i want to know is how much weight my wallets gonna lose if i order one of these systems? ;D

well its not going to be cheap,

but  it will be tax deductable

if you go for the full system  £6000.00

if you go for the smaller one£3000.00

 dont forget your ciu discount on this ;)
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 07:52:42 pm
i know what gas is used.............................................................Laughing gas
sorry mike ;D

This guy has to Jonah back again, he used to call Ian "windywashers", and he uses profuse amounts of smileys!

god i hope hes not back ::)

no discount for him  but i suppose i can cut him a deal for laughing gas ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 07:55:05 pm
no sorry, radcaddy
this post is a windup, cant wait till tomm im going to take the day off
will it fit in my sinclair C5??

Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 07:57:21 pm
no sorry, radcaddy
this post is a windup, cant wait till tomm im going to take the day off
will it fit in my sinclair C5??



no but you will be able to tow 1000ltrs with ease :o
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: gerard mcmanus on March 31, 2009, 07:59:27 pm
For van users on the go, the weight of the system might out weight the weight reduction in water. How much does the system weigh, and I gues it is supposed to be used in the garrage mount idea then?
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 08:13:53 pm
im off to bed early this is going to be good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: andyatkinson on March 31, 2009, 08:17:02 pm
isnt it april 1st tomorrow? midnight tonight it becomes april.........'s  day   ;)
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 08:21:01 pm
For van users on the go, the weight of the system might out weight the weight reduction in water. How much does the system weigh, and I gues it is supposed to be used in the garrage mount idea then?

hi ladder garder

both systems are very light, and can go anywhere, but is best in a permanent position

ie commercial unit garage etc connected up to  a couple of ibcs depending on your size of

business

hows your system going by the way
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 08:21:11 pm
For van users on the go, the weight of the system might out weight the weight reduction in water. How much does the system weigh, and I gues it is supposed to be used in the garrage mount idea then?
ha ha ha
no it fits in your wallet
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 08:31:45 pm
mike dont think your gonna get 30 takers tomm, im launching my waterless wfp system tommrow. ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 08:36:26 pm
mike dont think your gonna get 30 takers tomm, im launching my waterless wfp system tommrow. ;D

we should team up , can i buy some shares in it ;)

your not cleaning them with the urine are you ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: gerard mcmanus on March 31, 2009, 08:44:28 pm
For van users on the go, the weight of the system might out weight the weight reduction in water. How much does the system weigh, and I gues it is supposed to be used in the garrage mount idea then?

hi ladder garder

both systems are very light, and can go anywhere, but is best in a permanent position

ie commercial unit garage etc connected up to  a couple of ibcs depending on your size of

business

hows your system going by the way

your very convincing, you should work for ionics, and I bet your could keep a straight face when you say, "and here is our reasonably price thermopure system".

Still need more info, but definately going for it though, onces I can work out exactly everthing I need to get, I will give pure freedom a call, then spend a week or so playing with it and making up some kind of intro doc to send to all my custies. But even if it doesnt make me anymore money, I will be able to do more jobs because of the hieght of the poles and think allot will go for it when you tell them there frames are cleaned. I will have to get a stand pipe though as a more permenant solution for water but can use a family member for now, while I get myself up to speed. I dont think it is easy as it looks so want to get alittle practice first.
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: bad trippy on March 31, 2009, 08:49:30 pm
He's launching it at midnite APRIL FOOLS :D :
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 08:54:59 pm
For van users on the go, the weight of the system might out weight the weight reduction in water. How much does the system weigh, and I gues it is supposed to be used in the garrage mount idea then?

hi ladder garder

both systems are very light, and can go anywhere, but is best in a permanent position

ie commercial unit garage etc connected up to  a couple of ibcs depending on your size of

business

hows your system going by the way

your very convincing, you should work for ionics, and I bet your could keep a straight face when you say, "and here is our reasonably price thermopure system".

Still need more info, but definately going for it though, onces I can work out exactly everthing I need to get, I will give pure freedom a call, then spend a week or so playing with it and making up some kind of intro doc to send to all my custies. But even if it doesnt make me anymore money, I will be able to do more jobs because of the hieght of the poles and think allot will go for it when you tell them there frames are cleaned. I will have to get a stand pipe though as a more permenant solution for water but can use a family member for now, while I get myself up to speed. I dont think it is easy as it looks so want to get alittle practice first.

pure freedom are a top company,ime sure you will do well

as for the doc i never bothered when i switched to wfp ,you will make more money

have a look on gardiners site on the video section ,its very helpful about wfp
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 08:57:42 pm
sorry mike cant spare any shares,

forgot to add im launcing a new range of carbon wfp, they are called carbon sx21
they come in the following lengths,

100, 200, 300, 400, 500ft, currently developing a 750 ft

you get a free pole with one of my waterless, wfp systems,

this systems have been crash tested to 70mph no problems.
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: leapstallbuildings on March 31, 2009, 09:04:08 pm
hi guys

me and some friends from bristol and cardiff university science depts

have developed this new system, and its called litewater tm.

have been working on this for a while now, and now its perfected

we are launching the product at midnight tonight

the benefits are  numerous and will greatly help our business



one of the benefits will be able  to take twice as much water with you

due to the water being half the weight 8)

imagine instead of 1000 ltr ,you can carry 2000ltrs  :o

backpack users can now fill it to the top and carry it with ease

trolley users you wont even know your pulling it

poles are much lighter these days and the brushes

so it was just logical that this is the next step forward

we have had so many enquiries from different organizations

fire brigades, catering drinks companies etc

but it was designed by window cleaners for window cleaners

the first 30 people to respond to this post will get a 30% discount ;D

and i will contact you all on this forum tomorrow

regards

mike and the team from litewater tm


Also known as steam???   ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 09:04:39 pm
sorry mike cant spare any shares,

forgot to add im launcing a new range of carbon wfp, they are called carbon sx21
they come in the following lengths,

100, 200, 300, 400, 500ft, currently developing a 750 ft

you get a free pole with one of my waterless, wfp systems,

this systems have been crash tested to 70mph no problems.

god who is your developer bet its tosh or squeaky and jeff brimble

your going to make so much money in dubia

Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: gerard mcmanus on March 31, 2009, 09:05:17 pm
sorry mike cant spare any shares,

forgot to add im launcing a new range of carbon wfp, they are called carbon sx21
they come in the following lengths,

100, 200, 300, 400, 500ft, currently developing a 750 ft

you get a free pole with one of my waterless, wfp systems,

this systems have been crash tested to 70mph no problems.

that to clean helicopters while in flight, there might be a market for that, you could put all these absailers out of business.
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 09:18:01 pm
take no notice of windywashers , hes winding you all up

mine is a tried and tested system which has been developed

 with the help of some of the best brains cardiff and bristol unis

backed up with a one year warranty, and money back if not delighted

its going to revolutionize your business 8) 
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 09:24:24 pm
well after the 750 has been in the field for a year and everything is good, (well i shouldnt let the cat out the bag) the r + d team are going to develop the sx22

this is going to be to be aimed at orbiting space stations, and satalites, personally i think it would be a bit whippy.
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: windywashers on March 31, 2009, 09:28:50 pm
after the sx22 is finished the sx23 will be developed, a wfp to clean the bottom of ships
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on March 31, 2009, 09:30:05 pm
after the sx22 is finished the sx23 will be developed, a wfp to clean the bottom of ships

  ;D ;D ;D ;D

think ive been sussed
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: gerard mcmanus on March 31, 2009, 09:37:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: elite mike on April 01, 2009, 07:23:00 am
For van users on the go, the weight of the system might out weight the weight reduction in water. How much does the system weigh, and I gues it is supposed to be used in the garrage mount idea then?

sorry about that lads but i guess first prize goes to ladder garder

almost had you there  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: litewater systems tm
Post by: gerard mcmanus on April 01, 2009, 07:25:52 am
 >:(









 ;D ;D ;D