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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: cleaning co on April 09, 2005, 05:16:43 am

Title: o my god !
Post by: cleaning co on April 09, 2005, 05:16:43 am
lmao!  just read the topic on cleaning 3 pc with a wand !  this was a joke topic wasnt it ? lol  ;D glad i hav given up cleaning,if i ever go back to it iam just going to buy a jet washer with a boiler ,tell the cust that aint got to be in just dump the 3pc on thier drive way i turn up blast it to bits with 3000 psi boiling water [making sure iam gentle round the buttons dont want to upset the cust because i hav lost one she think i dont care and giv me a bad name ???} then i tye it to back of van take it for a spin round the block couple times (not to fast mind say about 90 mph dont want to lose a wheel of sofa ,cust would be well hacked if if i did)  then sling it back on drive way  pick me money up from under the rose pot ,wheel spin couple times on lawn  so i can leave a card to say i could come back to to clean her windows with my spiecal sandpaper method ;D  p.s i would hav cash only payment ;D
Title: Re: o my god !
Post by: Martin Sambrook on April 09, 2005, 09:20:33 am
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: o my god !
Post by: Cloverleaf on April 09, 2005, 11:11:28 am
The perfect solution!

A three foot wide 12 jet wand ;D
Title: Re: o my god !
Post by: therapist on April 09, 2005, 11:53:11 am
Reminds me of a client who stayed and watched while we set up, prompting me to ask why she looked so concerned.

She told a shocking story of a previous clean, when two guys came into the house with 'a big blue machine' which they set up and left outside the room.

Each of the two filled buckets with hot water which was throwni, in  turn, in a wide sweep across the carpet, while positioning themselves in the middle of the room.

The machine was then switched on and they proceeded to extract water from the carpet.

Needless to say, it shrunk and was wet 'for days'.

I don't know their relationship to the company, but it had been trading for around 10 years with an advert in yellow pages and door to door canvassing.

The woman did not pursue them and was clearly well out of pocket.

Carpet cleaners credibility took one hell of a dive as a result of this

best wishes

rm
Title: Re: o my god !
Post by: cleaning co on April 10, 2005, 04:46:06 am
were u from rm?  ihav heard that before
Title: Re: o my god !
Post by: therapist on April 10, 2005, 04:56:12 pm
the lady in question lives in Paisley and the company concerned ,which includes a 'large geographical area' in it's name is based in the Greater Glasgow area.

This unfortunately, is something that actually happened and I've had similar events related to me, second hand.

If you came from this area, you would certainly recognise the name of the company concerned.

r m