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Title: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: ftp on January 04, 2009, 04:42:55 pm

I've just coated my S2 joints with the stuff after reading someones post elsewhere. I then tried to jam a joint together and couldn't do it. Hopefully it will work ok and save buying so many of those baby ptfe arosols.
Petroleum jelly has other uses of course......................................................................









I put it on my battery terminals.  ;)

Good for sex too.........










smear it on the door handles - keeps the kids out.  :o

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: cherubs cleaning on January 04, 2009, 04:53:30 pm

ftp




sounds like you love it




jerry

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: williamx on January 04, 2009, 05:04:24 pm

Yes I came up with this idea, even metioned to Alex in a phone call a long time ago, don't put too much on, because the higher you go the more the bottom pole is compressed, and it can become stuck.

I found a light film spread evenly over the end of the pole, and repeated every month is good enough.

If the poles do stick, don't try pulling apart, it will never budge, but twist both poles in opposite dirrections and the poles come easily apart.

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: ftp on January 04, 2009, 05:14:45 pm

Most of my sections are taped so they can't jam but a couple i don't tape because they won't store inside one another in the bag. Hopefully this will help to keep them jam free. If not then the rubber gloves come out!........ ohh err missus.

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: Slash on January 04, 2009, 05:58:57 pm

Where you gonna put it!

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Post by: DaveG on January 04, 2009, 06:00:54 pm

Poles, Vaseline, Rubber gloves, Jamming joints together ..................

Thought i was on the wrong forum then!

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: Jeff Brimble on January 04, 2009, 06:17:46 pm

 Connoisseurs and oldies prefer KY jelly but dont mix it with rubbing alchohol  or af8ershave ;D

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: DaveG on January 04, 2009, 06:19:21 pm

Quote from: Jeff Brimble on January 04, 2009, 06:17:46 pm

Connoseurs and oldies prefer KY jelly but dont mix it with rubbing alchohol  or af8ershave ;D

Why what happens Jeff? ;D

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: Jeff Brimble on January 04, 2009, 06:22:14 pm

You wont sit down for a week , used on its own or with a bit of RO water, it allows you to "smoke" in bed. ;D

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: DaveG on January 04, 2009, 06:23:50 pm

lol  i m not sure i want to know HOW you know !!!

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Post by: Jeff Brimble on January 04, 2009, 06:26:10 pm

very early mistake when I was trying to impress , advert said "splash it on" so I did then wished I hadnt !!!!!

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Post by: cherubs cleaning on January 04, 2009, 06:33:09 pm

sounds like you like it HARD/WET/SLIPPERY







jerry

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Post by: DaveG on January 04, 2009, 06:38:21 pm

I think the advert said "splash it all over"!!! (Henry Cooper for the older forum members!)

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: Tosh on January 04, 2009, 07:21:01 pm

I prefer the 'black nasty' route myself! 

The only problem with this is, is that you can't fit it all inside each other; but you definately don't get them stuck together during normal sessions.

 ::)

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: DaveG on January 04, 2009, 07:56:08 pm

 :o :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: ftp on January 04, 2009, 07:58:53 pm

Tosh, don't your fingers get sticky?

Title: Re: Vaselene anyone?
Post by: Tosh on January 04, 2009, 08:48:54 pm

Quote from: ftp on January 04, 2009, 07:58:53 pm

Tosh, don't your fingers get sticky?

 ;D

No!