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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: tonyoliver on January 03, 2009, 11:19:14 pm

Title: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: tonyoliver on January 03, 2009, 11:19:14 pm
SOME of my custies have an abusive relationship with us and i have decided after years of being messed around p off and cheated by  rude idiotic and downright ignorent custies to develop an anti doormat policy with effect from now!!!!!!!!

i will have in the van a letter ;to be used when you have allowed them their third strike or sooner for an instant dismisal warrents it

it will go something like this with check boxes you can tick off
no particular order

i regret to inform you that our proffesional relationship has broken down because of the following reasons....

you  have lost trust in our standard of work manship.

you have failed to settle our invoices.

you have abused a member of staff.

made inapropiate  racist/homophobic /sexist comments.

 access /parking difficulties/

i belive there is an issue with unsafe working conditions.

we have made visits only to be asked to return later or to come back in x months time

abuse/ verbal physical.

your job does not fit our coustomer profile

or i just dont like you

price too low / refused reasonable increase/no increase
for x years

 can all the fam suggest any more ideas.
  what do ya all think ?  come on all of you wished instead of telling the to f off you had a letter to give em like the above that would be both  proffesional  and satifiying at the same time.




Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: paulscotney on January 03, 2009, 11:23:37 pm
I am not trying to be clever. It does looks good,  but you spelt professional wrong
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: tonyoliver on January 03, 2009, 11:28:13 pm
thanks  its just a proforma i wil get professional right on the finished letter
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: Nathanael Jones on January 03, 2009, 11:29:10 pm
That letter would make me smile Soooooo much every time I used it!! Well done! :)
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: DaveG on January 04, 2009, 09:26:17 am
Brilliant but  could you change the "i dont like you " one to "because you are a total numpty!????
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: ftp on January 04, 2009, 11:40:48 am
I refuse to wade through piles of dog crap anymore?
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: Tosh on January 04, 2009, 01:35:36 pm
made inapropiate  homophobic /sexist comments.


Does this happen to you often?  I can't think of this happening to me once!



Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: Slash on January 04, 2009, 01:53:50 pm
SOME of my custies have an abusive relationship with us and i have decided after years of being messed around p off and cheated by  rude idiotic and downright ignorent custies to develop an anti doormat policy with effect from now!!!!!!!!

i will have in the van a letter ;to be used when you have allowed them their third strike or sooner for an instant dismisal warrents it

it will go something like this with check boxes you can tick off
no particular order

i regret to inform you that our proffesional relationship has broken down because of the following reasons....

you  have lost trust in our standard of work manship.

you have failed to settle our invoices.

you have abused a member of staff.

made inapropiate  racist/homophobic /sexist comments.

 access /parking difficulties/

i belive there is an issue with unsafe working conditions.

we have made visits only to be asked to return later or to come back in x months time

abuse/ verbal physical.

your job does not fit our coustomer profile

or i just dont like you

price too low / refused reasonable increase/no increase
for x years

 can all the fam suggest any more ideas.
  what do ya all think ?  come on all of you wished instead of telling the to f off you had a letter to give em like the above that would be both  proffesional  and satifiying at the same time.





Why bother,just don't go back......................simple.
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: windowswashed on January 04, 2009, 04:40:03 pm
Give yourself a bad reputation for dumping customers and news travels fast. Better to be diplomatic and drop bad customers politely.
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: Slash on January 04, 2009, 05:47:07 pm
I've had customers that were really rude for no reason,just nasty people,I also do their neighbours and let their neighbours know what they are like and why I don't do them anymore and now their windows are filthy and they can't get a WC,.........ah well......too bad! ;D
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: tonyoliver on June 16, 2011, 08:30:04 pm
anti doormat policy working well gave two the push last week after months of low level snide abuse  and one made an outragous comment about us all being part time burglars good riddence
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: Matthew JN on June 16, 2011, 08:36:19 pm
Why bother mate - if a customer pes me off that much i just tell them to their face but without being too rude. If they care they usually apologise - they don't you just ell them where to go.
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: tonyoliver on June 16, 2011, 09:43:47 pm
i do bother i personaly get mad as hell if i am insulted for nothing  little fella syndrome and find my self getting red mist and end up saying things that arnt good letter works for me
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: AuRavelling79 on June 16, 2011, 10:13:02 pm
anti doormat policy working well gave two the push last week after months of low level snide abuse  and one made an outragous comment about us all being part time burglars good riddence

That would make me so angry - "part-time" indeed!  ;)
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: LWC on June 17, 2011, 06:48:26 am
Just dont go back, what do you think theyll do with a letter? Rip it up and put it in bin, or probably embarrass you and show neighbours and friends.

Even id find that funny if a friend showed me what the window cleaner had left.

Seriously, just move on. Dont go back.
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: Frankybadboy on June 17, 2011, 06:58:12 am
look at the date of 1st post ;D
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: LWC on June 17, 2011, 07:01:05 am
look at the date of 1st post ;D

I still mean what i said  ;D
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: woody1 on June 17, 2011, 07:55:42 am
i had a custy the other month i was cleaning away, and one of his mate turned up in this honda nsx withe ferrari stickers on it ( total numpty) when he went to the custy he was invited in he turned round and said hold on i will lock the car as i dont want the window cleaner nicking my car, that mad me spit i turned round and said dont worry bout me i dont drive crap cars, the custy got ped with me so i told them both to f*** each other and told him to clean them his self, low and behold he came groveling last week i took him back 3 quid more now  :)
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: elite mike on June 17, 2011, 03:21:04 pm
i had a custy the other month i was cleaning away, and one of his mate turned up in this honda nsx withe ferrari stickers on it ( total numpty) when he went to the custy he was invited in he turned round and said hold on i will lock the car as i dont want the window cleaner nicking my car, that mad me spit i turned round and said dont worry bout me i dont drive crap cars, the custy got ped with me so i told them both to f*** each other and told him to clean them his self, low and behold he came groveling last week i took him back 3 quid more now  :)

excellent love it  ;D
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: lee_dewing on June 17, 2011, 04:41:53 pm
Hi Tony.

I have to agree with slash and colt. (don't go back)

I use to think about writing letters and have left notes to people.

It only makes a bad situation worse.

Just walk away.

Done this to a couple of messers, 1 dumped a year ago another 3 months ago.

both custy's back on board, just explained the problem to them one couldn't post a cheque; even though she lived 50 yards from a post box ::) (now she is internet transfer).

Other one gave me a couple of not today's (so told her politely, i can't have that)

So walk away; once they've been missed out they usually have to know why and tell them as politely as possible.

some will go off in a huff and slam their doors; a few will realise the error of their ways.

As someone said on here always leave the door open; it's upto the cust to slam it shut.

But take comfort in the fact that they will need their windows cleaned before you need their money ;D
Title: Re: my new anti doormat policy!!!!
Post by: Johnny B on June 17, 2011, 04:49:41 pm
My anti-doormat policy is to walk away and not go back.

It may seem unprofessional, but I have to be seriously miffed to do it, and I would always walk away rather than lose my cool. Have met some of these ex-custards when I have continued to do their neighbours windows, but never, ever has one of them asked me to my face why.

The main cause of me walking away are persistent messing about over paying. I get on with most people, so personality clashes don't figure at all here.

John