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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 09:11:52 pm

Title: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 09:11:52 pm
Ive been doing some hypothetical figures today regards growing my business, and as at the moment the majority of my work is domestic so VAT would be bad for me. My idea was that if you got to VAT thresh hold would you be okay legally to have a company which you own which turns over lets say 1000 a week by means of an employee so thats 48000 a year turnover, so not vat threshold, and then still be a sole trader for your own work?? Or even the company in your wifes name and you be a sole trader ?? Thus avoiding reaching the VAT threshold......before anyone jumps in saying if you are a proper business you will deal with vat etc, i only want to work a few days a week for as much return as possible, if that wasnt the case i wouldnt be a window cleaner, i got this job for god return and flexibility.....

So would the above pass the taxman legally????
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: William Tyndale on November 20, 2008, 09:22:05 pm
No ;D
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: David Slater on November 20, 2008, 09:24:18 pm
No.

HMRC have seen every trick in the book.

Treat them as fools at you peril!  :o

Trust me, been there, done that..and got the fine to prove it!
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 09:41:44 pm
No.

HMRC have seen every trick in the book.

Treat them as fools at you peril!  :o

Trust me, been there, done that..and got the fine to prove it!

im not trying to cheat just thinking of legal loop holes :) so no matter how you try and get round it, if you hit 67, 000 threshold its vat no matter what???
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 09:45:23 pm
Hello mr vague, i have already answered your post in my first one :) im not out to become the richard branson of window cleaning
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 09:46:27 pm
LOL this is in part why there is no mystery about sales or earning.

Either remain a sole trader with a good income or move forwards.


No mystery about sales or earnings, ..... that sentence is a mystery mate, i wish i could smoke what you do pal, must be good stuff
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: Clive McDonald on November 20, 2008, 09:48:49 pm
They call this artificial seperation and it's illegal, and they go back even if they catch on years from now.

Judging from comments made on here though, many do seem to do this or something similar.

The standard advice for this is that accountants know all the best fiddles and thats why so many use one.If your wifes business were different in it's nature that would be allowable.
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 09:51:52 pm
Im doing an accountant course next year waiting for it to start so maybe i can plan then.....just an idea, suppose was foolish to think i could think of something that hmrc hadnt :(
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: ftp on November 20, 2008, 10:03:23 pm
Shame your not allowed to swear on here.  ::)
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: Clive McDonald on November 20, 2008, 10:03:54 pm
I understand his dilemma, 75k pa as a sole with no employers or hassle, how big an empire with how many vans and employees does he have to have to match this?

According to this site there are four main ways.

Going on a course, bookeeping/ accountancy, or even one of HMRC's own, is a great idea.
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 10:04:25 pm
erm i think if you go back through many of your recent topics spewan you will find that nearly everyone finds your vague business degree posts annoying.....i was asking a genuine question if you are offended by my goals then i do apologize but like i say i wanna earn what i can in as little time each month as poss without any major ballaches, ie vat, if i have to do vat then fine but i am trying to avoid it if possible, like i say i am doing courses in accounting next year so i will be better able to deal with these things but for now i thought id ask people who are helpful to answer my question which they did for the most part...you were just trying to boost your inflamed ego as normal, you contribute absolute turd to this forum mate, why dont you start helping with your "knowledge" rather than always trying to sound intelligent and get one over, all you get over is that you are annoying.
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 10:12:24 pm
thats why i said NEARLY everyone :) keep up mate.... im sure someone out there likes listening to you....your mum maybe???
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: craig b on November 20, 2008, 10:29:33 pm
rent a round out. take a cut .your friend goes self employed..you work less hours but get same money
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 10:36:12 pm
It’s your thread, if you’re too stupid to listen or try to understand, that’s fine

I apologise for posting on your thread, I have just read it again, and you’re an idiot.



"you're an idiot" ?? did you stick your tongue out when you said that, its like being back in a playground, is that really your best ewan?? I understood it at least, i suppose thats something....listen..once ive done my book keeping course i will see if i can do a degree, then i will come back and re read your posts and i will probably understand the depth of intelligence they are written in then....sorry im not intelligent enough for you ewan.

But if you would save your energy and not type on my posts ever again that would be nice...thanks.
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: Tosh on November 20, 2008, 10:42:17 pm
I'm having no problems avoiding the VAT threshold; I wish I could get closer to it if anything!
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 10:44:10 pm
Well yeah, thats why i said hypothetical figures?! Ewan has all the answers though, he will tell you where you go wrong and how you can get your "sales" to VAT threshold.
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: Tosh on November 20, 2008, 10:52:27 pm
Ewans' good entertainment; so stop being so mean to him; personally I think he's a troll and he's taking perverse pleasure in winding you lot up.

 ;D
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 20, 2008, 11:45:18 pm
oh he is more than capable of handling me surely?? Im not trying to wind him up, i was asking a genuine question and he just pounced!but i will leave him alone im sure he means well......im sorry ewan, lets not fight mate, im sure you are trying to help pal...sorry
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: Busby on November 21, 2008, 12:24:16 am

Oh yes,

theres not just me that argues with people on here.

And you know who you are, dont you squeaky  :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 21, 2008, 06:09:12 am
Maybe its a North / South thing Archer??
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: dd on November 21, 2008, 04:13:07 pm
Ewan, are you VAT registered?
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: ftp on November 21, 2008, 04:45:33 pm
Don't be daft, he's all hot air.  ;D
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: seandyer2003 on November 21, 2008, 05:20:19 pm
Don't be daft, he's all hot air.  ;D

No comment... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: Pristine Clean on November 21, 2008, 05:23:54 pm
OK, We are VAT registered.

I dont see the problem with it! We do a mixture of residential and commercial.

Now the big boys Commercial they love you to be VAT registered, where as your small residential customer wont! Reason is you will be more expensive. Or will you lower your prices to keep your residential customers...?

If you you remain under the thresh hold then you will not need to go VAT registered. No matter how many employee you have.

But be warned if you go VAT and you are sloppy they look for patterns, you must pay on time or you get i think 2 warnings then a fine etc..

Dave
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: RSWindows on November 21, 2008, 05:32:53 pm
Commercial do prefer the VAT registration, but not so much say if you already do their job for £250 and then you become VAT registered and charge £250 + VAT as even though they are getting the VAT money back it costs them more administartion time for nothing. I've found that if they are paying £250 including VAT then the administration time is worth it as they are claiming back £43.75
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: danny taylor on November 21, 2008, 06:38:29 pm
only accept cash as payment and dont declare it,no VAT, Sorted................................................................................................................
Exept when they find out, cos they will!
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: geefree on November 21, 2008, 06:58:25 pm
I Absolutely love this thread.  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: ftp on November 21, 2008, 07:36:27 pm
only accept cash as payment and dont declare it,no VAT, Sorted................................................................................................................
Exept when they find out, cos they will!



ftp’s style of doing business, because he doesn’t understand any other way, he proves that every time he puts a post up.

 ;D

Not my quote dear boy.  ;D
Title: Re: Avoid VAT
Post by: ftp on November 21, 2008, 07:45:44 pm
Watcha talkin about Ewan? Haven't denied what? Who's Tom?