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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: AuRavelling79 on March 02, 2005, 05:33:22 pm

Title: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: AuRavelling79 on March 02, 2005, 05:33:22 pm

NEW WEIGHT SAVING WATER

Apparently DRY-2-0 Ltd are launching a new weight saving water compound.

They claim that by mixing their "special compound" (de-hydrated water) with tap water then the water in a 25 lite container will only weigh 12.5 kilo's.

You half fill your container with tap water and add the special compound on a 1: 1 ratio.

When this is launched on 1st April 2005 will this spell the end for the traditional water producing methods?

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: rosskesava on March 02, 2005, 06:40:19 pm

Oo-er.

That is bizare.

Mind you, I came up with our own half weight water idea.

I bought a 25ltr container then filled it half full as then 12.5ltrs weighs half  of what 25ltrs would.

When it was empty, I half filled it again so it still weighed half of what 25ltrs of water would.

At the end of the day, we'd used 25ltrs of water that never weighed more than 12.5ltrs of water.

Genius or what?  ;D

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: windows_chepstow on March 02, 2005, 07:27:49 pm

Quote from: MalcG on March 02, 2005, 05:33:22 pm

When this is launched on 1st April 2005 will this spell the end for the traditional water producing methods?

Why should this new product spell the end for us traditional window cleaners?  Can't we use it too?  Does it react adversley with the 'green stuff' or something?

 ;)

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: g_griffin on March 02, 2005, 10:11:59 pm

1st of April ?

  Gerry ;D.

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: AuRavelling79 on March 02, 2005, 10:16:44 pm

Well spotted Gerry! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: Roy Harding on March 02, 2005, 10:20:26 pm

I cant belive Tosh fell for that! :) You will reap his anger now. :)

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: AuRavelling79 on March 02, 2005, 10:23:01 pm

Don't stir the pot Roy - I only live the other side of the Severn and he can come across and duff me up for free cuz there's no tolls if you're escaping from Wales!  ;D

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: Roy Harding on March 02, 2005, 10:27:19 pm

If he does can you p/m me and ill blow the bridge, to stop him comming back  ;D

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: AuRavelling79 on March 02, 2005, 10:29:49 pm

Thanks mate, but you'll need lots of explosive cuz there's two bridges and a tunnel! All exiting within ten miles of yours truly! (Pulls on running shoes and pegging it already!)

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: Ian_Giles on March 03, 2005, 06:26:36 am

Powdered water eh? Us WFP'ers are going to have to change our pumps over to fans. And at least it'll stop the back of the vans rotting ;)..........there really should be a tongue in cheek icon for us to use ;D

Ian

Another bonus of dehydrated water, we wouldn't be affected by frost 8)

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: windows_chepstow on March 03, 2005, 07:59:38 pm

I had my tongue in my cheek.  Honest lads.  Check out the wink under my post.  I'm not a thickie Geordie really.  I didn't modify my post to add the wink.  Honest.

(Is the lady protesting too much?)

Title: Re: Powdered Water Saves Weight
Post by: rosskesava on March 03, 2005, 08:04:17 pm

Tosh - I bet you went back later and added that wink ......... ;D