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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Rob.Hall on September 10, 2008, 10:06:50 pm

Title: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: Rob.Hall on September 10, 2008, 10:06:50 pm
Cleaning down one street today when one of my customers on the other side of the road came over to see me. She looked well wound up. I went on full guard! (I had done her windows the day before).

After a good wind blow so half the street could hear it finally transpired that She was accusing me of cracking one of her windows with my, 'wavy thing' as she called it.

Well this does not do ones moral any good does it.

I thought I had best go and do a check before there was a major dramma on the street.

Into the house I went and was almost frog marched to the room.........

'There you are,' She said pointing to the double glazed window. Mmmm I thought. How do I explain that there is no way a pole could cause that crack.

Thought it best to look concerned, thinking at the time how the heck does one get around this in a dignified mannor. So I went for a closer examination.

Well I was well relieved.........the crack was on the inside. It was a long one going from one side to the other.

Well the poor lady was so appologetic.  I was more interested in my reputation which must have been tarnished with all accusations  She threw at me in the street.

Moral of the story. .....Well you add one....
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: EVER CLEAN on September 11, 2008, 03:00:09 pm
moral of the story..............

BE CAREFULL WHEN USING YOUR "WAVY THING" SOME LADIES DON'T LIKE IT
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: Dean Taberner on September 11, 2008, 03:46:37 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: Tosh on September 11, 2008, 05:14:23 pm
I've had three call backs in seven years.

The first was spots; they were on the inside.

The second was because I'd apparantly missed a window; but it was because the window seals had blown and the area between the double glazing was misted up.

The third was because the fussy customer reckoned I'd not wiped an upstairs sill on a bathroom window.  I was quite cross about this one.  How anal is that?
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: AJ on September 11, 2008, 05:25:45 pm
moral of the story..............

BE CAREFULL WHEN USING YOUR "WAVY THING" SOME LADIES DON'T LIKE IT

especially the ones with big cracks.
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: dmlservices on September 12, 2008, 12:06:34 pm
dump them, then tell them if you loose any custys through it ,you will take it to court for lost income, and tarnishing your good name  ;D


daz
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: johnny_h on September 12, 2008, 06:24:43 pm
do a proper job and break the outside pane now  :)
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: simon knight on September 12, 2008, 06:36:22 pm

Old story: Woman phoned to complain I didn't clean the cat-flap ::)
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: Sir Squeaky on September 12, 2008, 07:47:48 pm

Old story: Woman phoned to complain I didn't clean the cat-flap ::)
How slack.
Does the cat not have a right to see out too...?

Got to be honest, I've done a couple. ;D
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: simon knight on September 12, 2008, 07:57:30 pm

Old story: Woman phoned to complain I didn't clean the cat-flap ::)
How slack.
Does the cat not have a right to see out too...?

Got to be honest, I've done a couple. ;D
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: simon knight on September 12, 2008, 08:02:14 pm

Old story: Woman phoned to complain I didn't clean the cat-flap ::)
How slack.
Does the cat not have a right to see out too...?

Got to be honest, I've done a couple. ;D

Oh shut up Squeaks...the cat was blind anyway (and it had poo clinging around it's Japs-eye!)...mangy old thing!
Title: Re: How about this for a complaint!
Post by: pjulk on September 12, 2008, 09:17:04 pm
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Quote from: Squeaky Clean. on Today at 07:47:48pm
Quote from: simon knight on Today at 06:36:22pm

Old story: Woman phoned to complain I didn't clean the cat-flap Roll Eyes
How slack.
Does the cat not have a right to see out too...?

Got to be honest, I've done a couple. Grin
Stan The Man said -
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never cleaned one but find them esier to use than the letterbox sometimes

How do you use a cat flap. ;D

You put your invoice in after clean