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Title: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: bwoofie on September 10, 2008, 09:05:02 pm
I was up my ladders cleaning windows today minding my own business, when every so often i kept hearing Pffft- Pffft-Dink, thought nothiing of it until I put ladders up to the next upstairs window and climbed up em.
There it was again- Pffft-Pffft-Dink! I looked round, and a street away I caught some little git withdrawing an air-rifle back into his bedroom window- he was taking pot shots at me the little sod!
Well I called him a name, not suitable for this forum but accusing him of being born out of wedlock
Next minute his knuckle-dragger of a father (well I presume it was)shouted Oi! who`s upsettin my lad then?
There was no point in arguing the toss was there? :o
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: darragh windows on September 10, 2008, 09:46:54 pm
I was up my ladders cleaning windows today minding my own business, when every so often i kept hearing Pffft- Pffft-Dink, thought nothiing of it until I put ladders up to the next upstairs window and climbed up em.
There it was again- Pffft-Pffft-Dink! I looked round, and a street away I caught some little git withdrawing an air-rifle back into his bedroom window- he was taking pot shots at me the little sod!
Well I called him a name, not suitable for this forum but accusing him of being born out of wedlock
Next minute his knuckle-dragger of a father (well I presume it was)shouted Oi! who`s upsettin my lad then?
There was no point in arguing the toss was there? :o




i was up a ladder a few years back ,three story ladder with a standoff bracket on it brother and dad was on the inside or round the other side it was a large glass porch of a museum in the middle of a town centre and some we b------- came out of nowhere and started shaking the bottem of the ladder there was no one else around as it was a sunday and i couldnt get down the ladder quick enough hate to think what i would have done if i had of got my hands on him ,he was no older than 12
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: KLEEN-ZONE on September 10, 2008, 09:47:01 pm
I would of called the cops.  
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: darragh windows on September 10, 2008, 09:50:42 pm
i should have ,i think i was more shocked and he was out of sight before i even got down i guess thats why you should have someone foot the ladder especially at that height
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: Rob.Hall on September 10, 2008, 10:11:31 pm
Tipical!

Good job it was not an oozy! you might not be around to tell the story!!
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: bwoofie on September 10, 2008, 11:07:58 pm
That proves my point then- if I had got a 60ft pole instead of being trad- I could have speared him,or given him a bit of Vikan whiplash lol ;D
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: [GQC] Tim on September 11, 2008, 12:23:58 am
That proves my point then- if I had got a 60ft pole instead of being trad- I could have speared him,or given him a bit of Vikan whiplash lol ;D

Vikan Sill brush should do nicely.  :D
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: Londoner on September 11, 2008, 07:01:37 am
I would have phoned the police. you got away ok but the next person might lose an eye.
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: Scrimble on September 11, 2008, 10:09:38 am
i would have rang the police, i know someone who got a suspended prison sentence for shooting someone with an air rifle
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: dai on September 11, 2008, 10:17:50 pm
I went down to my boat the other night, when I looked in my tender it was full of stones, the kids had been enjoying themselves seeing who could get a stone into it.
I removed the stones and when I was half way out to my moored boat I noticed I was sinking.
I managed to reach the boat and pulled the tender on to it, one of the stones had put a hole through the bottom. I came back in with an old tea towel wedged in the hole.
The bit of fun they were having could have cost me my life.
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: Tosh on September 12, 2008, 05:08:15 pm
Oi! who`s upsettin my lad then?
There was no point in arguing the toss was there? :o

No, but you should still phone the police and have a chat.
Title: Re: Target practice for a little Git!Pffft-Pffft-Dink
Post by: johnny_h on September 12, 2008, 06:20:19 pm
call the police