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Title: Eggs
Post by: ftp on September 04, 2008, 03:24:26 pm
Packed up early today 'cos of the weather, just had a garbled call "someones chucked eggs on our windows - how much to get them off?" How long have they been there? i asked. "couple of hours" I'll do it straight away then i said, be ten quid. "can you do it tomorrow?" No i said i'd rather do it now whilst it's still wet. "don't bother then!" she said.  ::) some people.
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: cat9921 on September 04, 2008, 04:03:46 pm
Why would she whant to have eggs on the windows for a another day

some people  ::)
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Post by: matt on September 04, 2008, 04:04:59 pm
i expect they werent cooked yet
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Post by: Cleaner Windows on September 04, 2008, 04:50:10 pm
very funny matt but I dont think its much of a yolk  ::)
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Post by: prestigeclean on September 04, 2008, 08:57:45 pm
probably from there previous window cleaner who they did,nt pay lol
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Post by: tacky on September 04, 2008, 09:27:15 pm
a lot of the messeges on here ar scrambled .im not saying anymore so dont   egg  me on
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Post by: L.J.Thorpe on September 04, 2008, 09:29:44 pm
i am suprised they did not want it done there and then
it was an egg-spress service after all ::)
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Post by: simon123 on September 04, 2008, 09:40:20 pm
i am suprised they did not want it done there and then
it was an egg-spress service after all ::)
Mr thorpe that is eggs actly what I was finkin  ;D
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: simon123 on September 04, 2008, 09:46:17 pm
You should be egg static you dont have to clean the orrible stuff off mate  ;D
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: ftp on September 04, 2008, 09:49:34 pm
I was more eggs-asperated to be honest. Well i would have been if i could spell it.
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: simon123 on September 04, 2008, 09:51:14 pm
I was more eggs-asperated to be honest. Well i would have been if i could spell it.
I think you are proving a good eggs ample to us all mate  ::)  This is my last post on here i promise  ;D
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: tacky on September 04, 2008, 10:13:10 pm
the cheeky devil .u should have knocked the door n said ,com on lets get cracking.
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Post by: ftp on September 04, 2008, 10:16:50 pm
You "poached" that joke from somewhere?
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Post by: tacky on September 04, 2008, 10:20:03 pm
olso price the job up well cus it is eggausting work.n tell her u dont work for chicken feed .
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Post by: seandyer2003 on September 04, 2008, 10:21:10 pm
i had a guy a few week back, asked if id do a one off clean, it was next door to one i already did and i knew the size etc so quoted double for the one off, anyway got there the week after and the whole house was plasteres in egg!!and it had been on for months cos the windows were caked!! i just walked off, he never approached me since probably knows he was trying it on, like i was gonna do it!!:)
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: seandyer2003 on September 04, 2008, 10:21:42 pm
olso price the job up well cus it is eggausting work.n tell her u dont work for chicken feed .

eggsactly :) couldnt resist
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: ftp on September 04, 2008, 10:32:21 pm
I put this post up eggspecting some serious threads but all i got was a load of egg jokes,
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Post by: Cleaner Windows on September 04, 2008, 11:15:51 pm
I know, its eggsasperating at the very least, grown men on a window cleaning thread getting all eggsited about egg on windows!!!
whatever next?? someone here will start a thread asking which came first, the chicken or the egg :O
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: simon123 on September 04, 2008, 11:26:37 pm
I know, its eggsasperating at the very least, grown men on a window cleaning thread getting all eggsited about egg on windows!!!
whatever next?? someone here will start a thread asking which came first, the chicken or the egg :O
That is the best post so far !   eggs alent  !
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Post by: alanwilson on September 04, 2008, 11:26:37 pm
thats enough - ftp you're egging the rest of them on.
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: simon123 on September 04, 2008, 11:28:15 pm
thats enough - ftp you're egging the rest of them on.
I wouldnt want to think he was left with egg on his face after this post !!"!
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: Cleaner Windows on September 05, 2008, 07:06:23 am
eggsactly!!
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Post by: Londoner on September 05, 2008, 07:43:32 am
Oh dear, and its holloween soon. Does this mean we have to go through all these egg jokes again then?
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Post by: simon123 on September 05, 2008, 07:45:00 am
Oh dear, and its holloween soon. Does this mean we have to go through all these egg jokes again then?
That may be a bit of an eggs ageration  ???
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Post by: Cleaner Windows on September 05, 2008, 09:02:00 am
omelette anyone?  ;D
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Post by: windowwashers on September 05, 2008, 09:41:35 am
I put this post up eggspecting some serious threads but all i got was a load of egg jokes,
I think the yolk is on you  ;)
do any of the yolk al window cleaners have this problem   ;D
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Post by: simon123 on September 05, 2008, 10:54:05 am
I put this post up eggspecting some serious threads but all i got was a load of egg jokes,
I think the yolk is on you  ;)
do any of the yolk al window cleaners have this problem   ;D
With comments like that Ian , how do you eggs pect us to take you seriously !
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: Paul Coleman on September 05, 2008, 11:17:46 am
Don't take to heart.
The person who phoned was probably still suffering from shellshock.
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: Cleaner Windows on September 05, 2008, 11:29:06 am
lol  ;D
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Post by: Cleaner Windows on September 05, 2008, 11:34:24 am
I eggree with you there  ;D
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Post by: steve a on September 05, 2008, 02:39:05 pm
I can see your all eggsperts in the eggsecution of your duties yolks, i mean folks
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: windowwashers on September 05, 2008, 04:11:56 pm
I put this post up eggspecting some serious threads but all i got was a load of egg jokes,
I think the yolk is on you  ;)
do any of the yolk al window cleaners have this problem   ;D
With comments like that Ian , how do you eggs pect us to take you seriously !
I could well be showing cracks, but am having one shell of a time   :D
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: simon123 on September 05, 2008, 05:32:09 pm
I put this post up eggspecting some serious threads but all i got was a load of egg jokes,
I think the yolk is on you  ;)
do any of the yolk al window cleaners have this problem   ;D
With comments like that Ian , how do you eggs pect us to take you seriously !
I could well be showing cracks, but am having one shell of a time   :D
I love your eggs uberance for the job Ian  ;D
Title: Re: Eggs
Post by: Cleaner Windows on September 05, 2008, 07:12:47 pm
yeh but hes a bit of an egghead though  ::)