Clean It Up
		UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: LWC on July 18, 2008, 11:22:52 am
		
			
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				i couldnt find the old slogan post, but saw this the other day for a new car hand wash place
"Best hand job in Oswestry"
lol brilliant
			 
			
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				a shop in Enfield that sell blinds.
'if wasn't for us it would be curtains for everyone'
			 
			
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				Scaffold company in my area "perfect erection"
			
 
			
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				Carpet cleaner close to us
"Get Alan to clean your back passage!"
			 
			
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				on a van on the m25 where asian people do diamond drilling
youve had the cowboys now try the indians!
classic i thought
			 
			
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				I saw that one on a double glazing van the other week!
			
 
			
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Scaffold company in my area "perfect erection"
i saw "satisfcation with every erection"
			 
			
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				Im a wall and floor tiler on my van it says....You have tried the rest now get laid by the best!!!
			
 
			
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				Your Pane Is Our Pleasure
			
 
			
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				www.outwestnewspaper.com/wacky.html
			
 
			
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				Ad seen in a local newspaper..."Do you scratch your bottom in the bath?"  ??? ??? ???
Any guesses as to what they are selling or what service they are providing?
			 
			
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Ad seen in a local newspaper..."Do you scratch your bottom in the bath?"  ??? ??? ???
Any guesses as to what they are selling or what service they are providing?
Yes I saw that one in my local rag too.  Must have been a good bit of advertising because I actually remember it and what they were selling.
I won't give it away though  :)
			 
			
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Ad seen in a local newspaper..."Do you scratch your bottom in the bath?"  ??? ??? ???
Any guesses as to what they are selling or what service they are providing?
Re enamaling kit???? :)
			 
			
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Ad seen in a local newspaper..."Do you scratch your bottom in the bath?"  ??? ??? ???
Any guesses as to what they are selling or what service they are providing?
Re enamaling kit???? :)
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				Love this  :)
			
 
			
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				When I'm parked up in small hamlets in the rural countryside, I unreel 120metres of hose and disappear out of sight of my van for hours sometimes. In the windscreen I leave a note for anyone who is trying to find me should I need to move my van. The note reads as follows: "Trying to find me?, follow the yellow thick hose". (Rymes with: follow the yellow brick road).