Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: tompoole on June 27, 2008, 09:20:13 pm
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has anyone got a copy of a letter that informs customers about wfp
Cheers
tom
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Don't do it. ;D Just carry on giving them clean windows as before.
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Apapt in word for your needs
www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=20501.0
Dave
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you have mail.
Chris
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Don't do it. ;D Just carry on giving them clean windows as before.
I want to read it
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you have mail.
Chris
Thanks chris
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But what if some of his custys had a WFP w/c in the past, didnt like it and employed him as hes trad, i think they have a right to know of a change.
hris
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I would not ask for trouble giving a letter out to everyone telling them about things they will/may not understand,
I told a few people and converted everyone over I lost a few customers on change over.
I wet the wall and made grass wet was my best ones ::)
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I used a letter like David Morris's - it worked for me. (March 2005) ( I dwelt on Health and Safety and insurance issues) Others on here say not to. How widespread is wfp in your area? If it's common then just get on and do it, if not then a letter may be good.
You could try this:-
Dear Mrs. Lady,
I am going wfp. Deal with it.
This means I will not fall off my ladder, breaking a leg, ruining my reproductive prospects or suffer from (even worse) brain damage. I will not sue you for slippery patio/decking either.
I will make more money as I will wave my magic stick in the direction of your windows and leave your property more quickly. I will not look through your bedroom window while you are enjoying an intimate moment with your husband.
Water will run down your walls, onto your patio furniture, your doormat and gardening shoes. I do not charge extra for this.
If I break a plant pot with my hose, well tough. If it's a ming vase then you'll get a free clean but that's about it - why would anyone leave something valuable in their garden for pikies to steal, hmmm?
If you have any queries, then get a life.
Yours sincerely,
Neighbourhood Wash
;D
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Sooo funny. I'm tempted to give out your letter ;D