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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: sjm on June 24, 2008, 10:58:51 pm

Title: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 24, 2008, 10:58:51 pm
I will start the ball rolling .   "what do you think of my van? "  . . . . . .  responses usually are       " do away with the scripty writing, it makes it look budget!! and . . . .  "sorry they are a bit big!!     
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: windowwashers on June 24, 2008, 11:01:05 pm
what is the price you would charge on this job.................
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Dean Aspects on June 24, 2008, 11:04:33 pm
Which is best trad or wfp
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: davids3511 on June 24, 2008, 11:06:30 pm
I will start the ball rolling .   "what do you think of my van? "  . . . . . .  responses usually are       " do away with the scripty writing, it makes it look budget!! and . . . .  "sorry they are a bit big!!     

or 'that tank doesn't look very safe'
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Neil Williams on June 24, 2008, 11:13:28 pm
What do you think of my new web site?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Pure H20 Cleaning Services on June 24, 2008, 11:18:25 pm
"does anyone else earn £100 an hour like me"
That was not what to ask ok, so no bitching because i earn loads ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Nathanael Jones on June 24, 2008, 11:22:54 pm
Anything that starts with "Alex,....." 

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 24, 2008, 11:24:10 pm
Anyone got any work for sale ? . . . . . . . . . . " Why do you need to buy work ? I only had a bike and a chamois , and I now clean all the London borough !
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: davids3511 on June 24, 2008, 11:37:30 pm
'could I pay for that round in installments'
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: supernova77 on June 24, 2008, 11:57:25 pm
"What are the top 10 questions not to ask on CIU???"

Andy

 ;)
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 25, 2008, 12:04:18 am
"What are the top 10 questions not to ask on CIU???"

Andy

 ;)
Have you anything to bring to bring to the table ?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: supernova77 on June 25, 2008, 12:07:32 am
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Have you anything to bring to bring to the table ?

It was a joke  ???
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 25, 2008, 12:11:54 am
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Have you anything to bring to bring to the table ?

It was a joke  ???
Yes I knew it was  ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Clive McDonald on June 25, 2008, 06:26:32 am
If you are so succesful why can't you afford a proper system, a nice house, or decent holidays?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Pj on June 25, 2008, 06:54:17 am
What time do you call this?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 25, 2008, 06:59:53 am
Is the economy heading for a nosedive , and are we as wc,s doomed because we charge exorbitent prices , cant decide wich is best trd or wfp, and we cant decide if collecting or envelopes is best  ???
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: pingu on June 25, 2008, 07:22:02 am
What are all you stick washers going to do when the hose pipe bans come into effect next week?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Mr H on June 25, 2008, 07:22:33 am
I'm thinking of going wfp but what system is best, what length poles do I need and what size van will it all fit in.....?

Then they give no other information...... If they are really interested in going WFP then surely the first thing you would do is search and read the forums, do some reseach on suppliers sites, and get some general info before you could even start to think about changing over.......


Regards
Mr H
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Neil271052 on June 25, 2008, 07:53:26 am
Have you got a web site?  ;)
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: RO-Sheen on June 25, 2008, 08:19:28 am
Whats happened to Squeaky?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: SherwoodCleaningSe on June 25, 2008, 08:20:26 am
Whats best out of a Harris pole or an SLX?

Pencils or fans?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Dean Aspects on June 25, 2008, 09:41:26 am
Who wants to be a moderator?

Are their any JW's on here?

Anybody do council estates?

Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: *Chris Browne on June 25, 2008, 09:52:49 am
Can i come and work with you for a day to see how its done?...
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: gary999 on June 25, 2008, 10:24:53 am
which pole is best ::)
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: *Chris Browne on June 25, 2008, 10:29:57 am
Can i see your harris pole?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Dean Aspects on June 25, 2008, 10:43:18 am
How much is this round worth?

How do i keep other window cleaners off my patch?

Which resin is the best?Isnt that one regenerated?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 25, 2008, 07:43:12 pm
" Can I help you ? "
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Londoner on June 25, 2008, 08:03:35 pm
What ever happened to whatsisname?

Which brush is best?

Do you clean those little vents at the top of the window?

Is it legal to use ladders?

Is it worth buying a trolley?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Wayne Thomas on June 25, 2008, 08:55:52 pm
How do you make an electric hosereel?
How do you make a hot water system for peanuts?
How do you convert a Tucker brush and where do you buy them?
Does Varitech have a website?
What's the best pole?
Why doesn't this or that work?
How much do you charge?
How much for this job?
Alex ......this,.....that......and everything else including did you get my email? (sometimes I think this is Alex's site and this is his No.1 fan club and shop online :)
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Rob.Hall on June 25, 2008, 09:50:04 pm
Trolley or back pack,

8mm or 6mm

My tdi is 5000 can i still clean without spots!

Help...RO problem!

Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Dean Taberner on June 25, 2008, 09:54:01 pm
Whats a CIU ???
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Dean Aspects on June 25, 2008, 10:12:59 pm
Whats a CIU ???

Clean It Up
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: dai on June 25, 2008, 10:32:25 pm
How much can you earn in a day?
How many houses can you do in a day?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Sir Squeaky on June 25, 2008, 11:42:12 pm
"What are the ten worst things to ask on CIU?" ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 25, 2008, 11:45:22 pm
Alex ......this,.....that......and everything else including did you get my email? (sometimes I think this is Alex's site and this is his No.1 fan club and shop online :)

Top laugh that one Wayne  ;D
Dont post character assasinations please  ??? This was meant to be a bit of fun , but if as always it comes down to the CIU curse . . . . . . . personal attacks on genuine people  ::)
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Wayne Thomas on June 26, 2008, 03:46:58 am
Alex ......this,.....that......and everything else including did you get my email? (sometimes I think this is Alex's site and this is his No.1 fan club and shop online :)

Top laugh that one Wayne  ;D
Dont post character assasinations please  ??? This was meant to be a bit of fun , but if as always it comes down to the CIU curse . . . . . . . personal attacks on genuine people  ::)

I appologise if I've upset one of Alex's fans..............SORRY,  it's not the CIU curse, just some fans lacking a sense of humour. It's not too late to socialise and who knows you may find your sense of humour again. :)
I'm sure Alex, his missus, Kirsty (his sister), Sam and the rest of the sales team can handle the banter that's said about them on here with a big pinch of salt because they're Cornish :) I personally think their help, advice and website are the bees knees but I don't whinge because someone makes a joke in good humour about them. :)
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 26, 2008, 05:20:13 am
Alex ......this,.....that......and everything else including did you get my email? (sometimes I think this is Alex's site and this is his No.1 fan club and shop online :)

Top laugh that one Wayne  ;D
Dont post character assasinations please  ??? This was meant to be a bit of fun , but if as always it comes down to the CIU curse . . . . . . . personal attacks on genuine people  ::)

I appologise if I've upset one of Alex's fans..............SORRY,  it's not the CIU curse, just some fans lacking a sense of humour. It's not too late to socialise and who knows you may find your sense of humour again. :)
I'm sure Alex, his missus, Kirsty (his sister), Sam and the rest of the sales team can handle the banter that's said about them on here with a big pinch of salt because they're Cornish :) I personally think their help, advice and website are the bees knees but I don't whinge because someone makes a joke in good humour about them. :)
I am sorry for the whinge LOL , you pulled it back round there , well done !  AS you were  ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: tomy jackson on June 26, 2008, 01:59:15 pm
wich is the best way to apply eggs
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: jmb on June 26, 2008, 02:25:15 pm
whats gonna happen when we get a hose pipe ban  ;D

usaully posted around march time when we've had sh.t loads of rain  ;D
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Dean Aspects on June 26, 2008, 02:43:49 pm
Ionics...Discuss
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: *Mr Tumble on June 26, 2008, 10:18:41 pm
Why can't I get a reply from Gradiners?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: Pj on June 26, 2008, 10:34:19 pm
Will wfp remove bird poo and fly garbage from windows cleaned 12 months ago?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: sjm on June 27, 2008, 06:01:40 am
Why does it always rain at the 3 day assembly ?
Title: Re: Top 10 questions not to ask on CIU
Post by: *Mr Tumble on June 27, 2008, 08:38:31 am
Does pure water dissolve putty?