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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Doctor Carpet (Ret'd) on April 25, 2008, 06:58:50 am

Title: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: Doctor Carpet (Ret'd) on April 25, 2008, 06:58:50 am
AS mentioned elsewhere there are certain truisms which seem to hold good. Some are good general life laws and some could be exclusive only to carpet cleaners.

Here are some to kick off with.

You will always run out of clean water with only 2 square yards of carpet left to rinse/extract.

THe chance of a call-back is directly proportional to the further distance that the custy lives away from you.

The waste tank will trip the ball valve when you only have two square yards of carpet left to rinse/extract.

More general ones include the first law of motoring which states that the first fly to hit a clean windscreen will always land directly in front of the driver's eyes.

Or Murphy's Law which states that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong".

Mind you I've heard that there is an amendment to this law which states that "Murphy was an optimist" ;D
Title: Re: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: M.Acorn on April 25, 2008, 07:33:19 am
Yes very true ,ran out of fluid yesterday with about 2 feet left to clean !
Title: Re: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: garyj on April 25, 2008, 11:03:23 am
The dirtier and trashed the carpet the more the customer expects it to come up like new.

The bigger and posher the house the less they expect to pay.

The "can you just do this while you are here" piece of carpet will be the one that gives you the most hassle.
Title: Re: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: John Milnes on April 25, 2008, 02:51:02 pm
The lounge carpet looks fanastic, but it make the diner look dirty now....can you do that as well?

After you have meticulously put all you'r gear away!
Title: Re: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: Susan Dean (1stclean) on April 25, 2008, 04:50:01 pm
after unwideing two legths of pipe off the hose reel u fine your a foot short ! so it anthor fifthy foot for northing
Title: Re: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: John Gregory on April 25, 2008, 05:00:36 pm
Susan you are bang on there , That happens every day


john
Title: Re: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: Steve Barnett (Carpet Care Plus) on April 25, 2008, 05:44:10 pm
When you do a deal for cash and when you have packed everything away they ask "who do I make the cheque to" !
Title: Re: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: Karl Wildey on April 25, 2008, 06:08:47 pm
the minute you've left the office/house the phone rings non stop and no one leaves a message, where as the pervious day when you were in all day no one rang.

Something goes wrong when you are the furthest from home, never when you are working around the corner.

When you are totally booked up, one of your best clients wants a job done urgently.

When you overpriced a job cos you don't want it, its yours
Title: Re: Life Laws for Carpet Cleaners
Post by: Neil Williams on April 25, 2008, 08:51:05 pm
The...
When they say it's 14 foot by 12 expect it to actually be 23 by 14  ???
When they say it's a 2 seater sofa which when you see it is big enough for 5 people to sit comfortably on it. >:(
When they say no I haven't put anything on the stains, so why is it foaming up like b-ggery :o
When you're one hour into a 5 bed mansion and they chirp up with how much longer do you think you'll be as I have to go out at 11-30 and don't want to leave the house unattended  ;D