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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: jouk45 on April 11, 2008, 10:10:23 pm

Title: how long will you last as a window cleaner
Post by: jouk45 on April 11, 2008, 10:10:23 pm: this is frightening. if you dont want to know by pass it,
http://www.deathclock.com/ :'(
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Post by: mark dew on April 11, 2008, 10:16:45 pm: just need the twilight zone music now!! :o
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Post by: tacky on April 11, 2008, 10:17:13 pm: too late i married her
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Post by: Tosh on April 11, 2008, 10:18:48 pm: 2042!

That's great. I've got years left; according to that site.
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Post by: LWC on April 11, 2008, 10:19:26 pm: 2058...plenty of time
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Post by: jouk45 on April 11, 2008, 10:21:48 pm: it says i have enough time for a drink ;D
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Post by: marc on April 11, 2008, 10:35:01 pm: 4th oct 2042 but if you lie about ya birthday you can live longer lol
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Post by: Tosh on April 11, 2008, 10:38:44 pm: Do you guys know we've got an off-topic section on this forum for this sort of stuff?

We could do with some new blood there.
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Post by: frames to panes on April 11, 2008, 10:44:33 pm: A bit more on topic - how long do you think you can operate wfp? Will your shoulders pop or your arms give out when you get near sixty?
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Post by: ronnie paton on April 11, 2008, 10:46:17 pm: 2008 o my god!!!!
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Post by: windowwashers on April 11, 2008, 10:46:54 pm: Quote from: jouk45 on April 11, 2008, 10:10:23 pm
this is frightening. if you dont want to know by pass it,
http://www.deathclock.com/ :'(
I am living till I am 82 thats a result, I have had cancer quite a few times now, and I will die from it, so the doctors are lying to me, thats great news
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Post by: jouk45 on April 11, 2008, 10:57:55 pm: Quote from: DJW on April 11, 2008, 10:44:33 pm
A bit more on topic - how long do you think you can operate wfp? Will your shoulders pop or your arms give out when you get near sixty?
well am nearly 50 and my arm muscle got torn, been of on medication for 2 weeks, back to work wed or thur, its a painful thing, ian sorry to hear that,
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Post by: windowwashers on April 11, 2008, 11:10:59 pm: Quote from: jouk45 on April 11, 2008, 10:57:55 pm
Quote from: DJW on April 11, 2008, 10:44:33 pm
A bit more on topic - how long do you think you can operate wfp? Will your shoulders pop or your arms give out when you get near sixty?
well am nearly 50 and my arm muscle got torn, been of on medication for 2 weeks, back to work wed or thur, its a painful thing, ian sorry to hear that,
dont feel sry for me m8, I am fine, it is my niece that is 2 I feel sry for her, she maybe dying from it shes already lost an arm to cancer now maybe the shoulder and her life. Some people dont know how good they have got life yet they still moan and feel sry for themselves.

Ian
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Post by: frames to panes on April 12, 2008, 08:08:15 am: I might make seventy four ;D all very vague if you ask me, i might lose weight next year then my calculations would be different. I have a history of cancer too the site forgets to ask that. There again you could fall off a ladder tomorrow! ;D
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Post by: Paul Coleman on April 12, 2008, 08:31:34 am: Quote from: jouk45 on April 11, 2008, 10:10:23 pm
this is frightening. if you dont want to know by pass it,
http://www.deathclock.com/ :'(

That was really freaky. Apparently, I have until Jan 8th 2028 when I will be 71 - probably due to being so overweight. The freaky bit about it is that my mother died on January 8th - back in 1976. Spooky or what? Still, mathematically speaking, the odds are only 1 in 365 so it's not so odd really I guess.
I did a bit of playing around with the figures. Apparently, getting myself down to my medically proper weight would only add 3 years BUT, cultivating an optimistic outlook rather than a "normal" one would add 25 years. Although the numbers are subject to many variables, I can well believe that a positive outlook sustains life longer because there is evidence that happy people generally have better immune systems than unhappy people.
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Post by: Paul Coleman on April 12, 2008, 08:32:56 am: Quote from: ronnie paton on April 11, 2008, 10:46:17 pm
2008 o my god!!!!

Ha ha ha ha. Though mine was bad enough :)

signed

G Reaper (coming to get you).
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Post by: Ian Lancaster on April 12, 2008, 08:44:22 am: There you go :)

Be like me - live a blameless life, work hard and you too could live to be 92 ;D ;D

Thats what window cleaning does for you ::)

(Born 1944, projected death 2036 - that'll do for me ;D ;D ;D)
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Post by: Dean Aspects on April 12, 2008, 09:22:00 am: I just clicked check until i got a date i was happy with ;D
I am now going to live forever!!

Dean
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Post by: Grafters Cleaning Services on April 12, 2008, 09:32:58 am: looks like i'm going in the year 2020, only 12 years to go? :(
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Post by: jeff1 on April 12, 2008, 09:42:40 am: The Boss always told me I would be late for my own funeral, looks like she was right?

I died last week and I even missed the wake :'(
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Post by: williamx on April 12, 2008, 10:18:05 am: It looks like I died last Tuesday.

I must have gone to hell because I'm still cleaning windows. ;D
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Post by: elite mike on April 12, 2008, 10:28:57 am: it said my mother in laws dead :D :D

blooming liars :D
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Post by: pjulk on April 12, 2008, 11:14:09 am: For me october 24th 2035 i will be 66 then at least i make it to retirment but croak the following year. ;D
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Post by: john tomkins on April 12, 2008, 02:45:49 pm: 74 if I'm normal
95 if im optimistic :o
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Post by: aztec on April 12, 2008, 07:24:47 pm: 2039! i will be 66 something to look forward to,,,.. not!
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Post by: AJ on April 12, 2008, 08:06:26 pm: I am only going to live til i'm 74. The way its going i won't even see my pension.
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Post by: AJ on April 12, 2008, 08:10:52 pm: I can drag another 7 years out of it if I pack up smoking.
Think of all the extra windows i could clean in 7 years.
Anyone got a light?
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Post by: Simon_King on April 14, 2008, 06:57:46 pm: 2013......anyone want to buy my round? Will accept 100k ovno.