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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: David_Annable on April 01, 2008, 03:10:57 pm

Title: If the Worst Happens
Post by: David_Annable on April 01, 2008, 03:10:57 pm

Hi

If the worst happens with the Credit Crunch/Debt Mountain and some of us give up carpet cleaning what will you do?

What else does our job equip us for.

Dave
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Straker Cleaning on April 01, 2008, 03:15:34 pm
Will become an eco warrior  ;D
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: maxcarpets on April 01, 2008, 03:20:32 pm
All ways look on the bright side of life, dum de dum de dum
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: M.Acorn on April 01, 2008, 03:51:52 pm
If it hits the fan the i will go back to being a head chef somewhere . it`s going to have to get really really bad before that happens though.Or i could dig out my midi studio gear and create a hit record and a bit of Dj ing in between
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Mike Halliday on April 01, 2008, 05:10:04 pm
I'd start a mobile coffee shop.
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: spindle on April 01, 2008, 05:19:19 pm
i'd carry on being a full time chef........... ;D :o

there is "some" advantages to having a fulltime job ;)


i wonder how many cc will have to get a f/t job if the crunch hits!! ???


but in saying that from my chef point of view.........the projected business for the next four weeks is down...... :( :(

so me thinks that is not good news all round



marc.... head chef??     where??
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Doug Holloway on April 01, 2008, 05:25:09 pm
Hi Guys

Always thought I might sell my body, theres' plently of it these days.

Cheers

Doug
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 01, 2008, 05:38:48 pm
Chefs pay is pants, I'm with Doug!

Rent a room for an hour anyone?

Shaun
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: *paul_moss on April 01, 2008, 05:40:20 pm
Im going to b a gigilo in Sheffield, so Ashy go and earn some money for your missus to spend on me  ;D 8)
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: maxcarpets on April 01, 2008, 05:43:14 pm
Does you Wife Fany Lional Blair Shaun?
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Ian Rochester on April 01, 2008, 05:47:50 pm
Hope theres a "c" missing out of that sentence somewhere!!

Still doesn't make sense to me though! ???

If you feel that you have all your eggs in one basket......diversify, there will always be a need for cleaners of one kind or another. 

I recently did a job for a company that had just declared massive losses for the previous year, they still wanted their carpets cleaned though and I still got paid on 30 days.

As for gigalo........... can't see that being much of  a money earner for me.   :(
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: COLIN BRIGHT on April 01, 2008, 06:25:41 pm
i will explain that it is far more economical to have your carpets cleaned than to replace so you will actually be saving money!
most people would agree, so i would see this as an opitunity not a problem.
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: klinger (spa clean) on April 01, 2008, 06:33:51 pm
Does you Wife Fany Lional Blair Shaun?

Not a c missing...but it does have 2 N,s ;D
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 01, 2008, 06:55:10 pm
Paul with the look of you, you need money spending on you!

Shaun
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: John Kelly on April 01, 2008, 06:57:58 pm
2 major furniture retailers have just gone into receivership, reason nobody is buying new. More old ones to clean. The key to this game is all about marketing, if people don't know who you are they can't use your services. Unfortunately we are on the whole a bunch of lazy so & so's and don't get off our backsides to push our businesses as we should. I have lost count of the number of times someone has said "leaflets are crap, we put a thousand out last year and didn't get one job" what do they expect. Leaflets and other marketing has to be done as a campaign, target an area and leaflet the same houses every 2 months or 6 at least. That how you build up a customer base. There's loads of work out there and those in the know will clean up, pardon the pun. People like Ian at Lionheart, he never stops and is loaded with work.
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: stevegunn on April 01, 2008, 07:11:59 pm
Back on the tools as a mechanic or get a job as John Kelly's sales rep ;D
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: lands on April 01, 2008, 07:13:01 pm
Back on the tools as a mechanic or get a job as John Kelly's sales rep ;D

And we all thought you were a silent partner already Steve ;D
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: *paul_moss on April 01, 2008, 07:24:49 pm
Paul with the look of you, you need money spending on you!

Shaun

Then Shaun you need double spending on you  ;D
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Dennis on April 01, 2008, 07:32:14 pm
Heathrow baggage handler?
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: M.Acorn on April 01, 2008, 07:49:22 pm
marc.... head chef??     where??
Anywhere where i got weelends off and no split shifts ! Ha Ha
Did it for 18 years before i got made rendudant was working for a french company called eliance at the time.
Did an apprenticeship at pembroke college in cambridge ,then once i had done my 4 yrs there i moved up to north yorkshire , middlesbrough area,gt ayton,stokesley ,potto.Worked at the Dudley arms in inglby greenhow stil a pic of my ugly mug behind the bar next to roy chubby brown.
Worked for industrial type opperations language schools ,Papworth hospital ,where i won the N.H.S employe of the year after prepping a buffet for lady di  :).
then chef agy`s really working all over.Did think about setting up event catering but far too much hassle to start with minium money and also the amount of money the councils want for pitches and too much paperwork,which used to do my head in i am a chef not a bloody pen pusher !
my heart was really into the music though mainly hard dance used to be resident dj for 2 promoters set up my own promotion company,did free outdoor / warehouse partys back in the day,until the police started getting nasty...
Released a couple of 12in`s with Lab 4 doing a remix of 1 of them .Played in france ,spain,ireland,all over london inc Sheperds bush empire ,big moment
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Susan Dean (1stclean) on April 01, 2008, 07:56:52 pm
for me guess ill have to move to austria where my second home is and live off my house rents from the uk its a hard life  ;)
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 01, 2008, 08:13:52 pm
If carpet cleaning goes to the dogs what else would be left? it's a high profit for a sole operator but you are limited to some extent to how much you can earn/get away with compared to selling  product as you can sell a product every second at a low profit margin but still make £millions but the risk is far greater.

Last thing to go bust are carpet cleaners, 1st ones are suppliers so even if they do make loads of money (Mr Kelly) then think of the risks they have and how they can't sleep at night choking on all of that money!

Shaun
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: John Kelly on April 01, 2008, 08:46:58 pm
I'll swap wallets anytime Mr Ashmore, property Barron!
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 01, 2008, 09:00:03 pm
You'd be better swapping your purse with our lasses she holds the strings here!

Have you got that new Prowler for Monday?

Shaun
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: PaulKing on April 01, 2008, 09:33:26 pm
last recession was very busy for cleaners I know both John Kelly and I did very well, top to bottom all stop buying.

But everyone spends more time at home so need to keep it clean.

Failing that I'm going to be an asylum seeker
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: *paul_moss on April 01, 2008, 09:50:09 pm


Failing that I'm going to be an asylum seeker

Paul, Gunny told me you where Polish  :o
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on April 01, 2008, 09:52:33 pm
Mossy you could be a Lady boy  :o

Shaun

Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: homenclean on April 01, 2008, 10:36:45 pm
I`ll go to poland and set up as plumber!

Never done any plumbing!

Cant be that difficult you can take a 2 day course round here.

John
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Mike Osbourne on April 02, 2008, 01:14:42 am
Failing that I'm going to be an asylum seeker

I wouldn't even know where to look.  ???
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Mike Osbourne on April 02, 2008, 01:48:06 am
Mossy you could be a Lady boy  :o

Shaun



No he's a closet film star and a bit of a thesbian.

Here he is making a quick getaway after a cleaning a leather suit in 12 minutes.

Peaked in Quadraphenia and it's been down hill since. ;D





Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: *paul_moss on April 02, 2008, 08:10:26 am
Sussed out  :o
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Ian Rochester on April 02, 2008, 07:46:49 pm
The way this week has gone, I could happily look for a new job tomorrow, wine taster in Italy sounds good!
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: C.C.S. on April 02, 2008, 07:51:56 pm
i think i'd go back to my old occupation, that of bed testing for DFS, 12 hrs shifts, you sleep like a log when you get home, laying down all shift is'nt half knackering. C.F.S
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: *paul_moss on April 02, 2008, 08:19:12 pm
I dont think its coming I think its here.
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: mark_roberts on April 02, 2008, 08:37:20 pm
A local franchisor used to say the carpet cleaning business was recession proof.  We may soon find out.

Would hate to be starting up having said that nowadays.

Mark
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: John Kelly on April 02, 2008, 09:28:21 pm
You should be turning it to your advantage. Simple message in your advertising "don't replace have it brought back to life"
"refurbish that tired sofa" etc etc.
A lot of people won't be wanting to spend money on new stuff so give them the idea of having it cleaned.
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: lands on April 02, 2008, 09:36:57 pm
You should be turning it to your advantage. Simple message in your advertising "don't replace have it brought back to life"
"refurbish that tired sofa" etc etc.
A lot of people won't be wanting to spend money on new stuff so give them the idea of having it cleaned.

The voice of reason, as always john
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: *paul_moss on April 02, 2008, 10:11:09 pm
Should think so Halliday  :(
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Mike Halliday on April 02, 2008, 10:22:11 pm
Paul & Shaun.

I deleted what i said because it contained some swearing, but I meant it.   my swearing was just to portray my deep feelings on the subject, not to actually insult anyone :-* especially Shaun who is my mate ;)
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: *paul_moss on April 02, 2008, 10:26:06 pm
What has upset you so much all of a sudden ?
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: ollie on April 04, 2008, 08:46:51 pm
Altghough its not huge I get about 600 quid a month from an army disability pension so I will never be homeless whatever happens I hope!
Title: Re: If the Worst Happens
Post by: Ian Rochester on April 05, 2008, 02:42:19 pm
As I left the army at 27 I'll not be getting my pension for another 12 years (I think it's 55 they start paying out)

£600 taxfree is a nice buffer to have every month, it's as much as a lot of people are earning