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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: stevegunn on December 09, 2004, 04:38:34 pm

Title: Christmas Message
Post by: stevegunn on December 09, 2004, 04:38:34 pm
http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/
Title: Re: Christmas Message
Post by: paul@ctcs on December 09, 2004, 06:14:47 pm
Sound like a girl i used to know :o
Title: Re: Christmas Message
Post by: eclipse on December 09, 2004, 06:40:25 pm
I do hope that you are not putting this link up because of past experience steve ;D ;D ;D only joking mate

allthough very funny  it does throw out quite a serious message
Title: Re: Christmas Message
Post by: John_Flynn on December 09, 2004, 11:16:07 pm
Got all them, aint there owt else you can suggest ????
Title: Re: Christmas Message
Post by: eclipse on December 09, 2004, 11:20:51 pm
John


A MOP!! ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Message
Post by: strakercleaning on December 10, 2004, 04:18:05 pm
Reminds me of an OLD joke............
Newly weds turn up at hotel at midnight and go straight to room.
Husband emerges at 5am to go fishing. The porter says Hello.
Next morning at 5 am the porter stops the man and asks why he is off
fishing again so early with a lovely young bride upstairs.
The man explains that sex is out of the question as his wife has Syphillis. The porter is embarrassed but suggests oral. The man says that she has Phyrea of the gums. The porter then hints at the rear approach but the man quickly adds that she also has Diahorrea.
The porter is stunned and asks why on earth did he marry the woman.
He replies ' GREAT FOR BAIT'  :-X

Apologies for any offence..............what can i say ???
Title: Re: Christmas Message
Post by: eclipse on December 10, 2004, 10:10:59 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas Message
Post by: Scott Martin on December 11, 2004, 12:37:33 am
Stop Slagging off Glasgow city centre! Ha Ha

Best

Scott
Title: Re: Christmas Message
Post by: strakercleaning on December 11, 2004, 12:31:44 pm
Always admired the FRIENDLY ladies that hang around near the ATMs off Sauciehall St  ::)
Love walking back to hotel near flyover  ;D