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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Grafters Cleaning Services on January 25, 2008, 04:38:48 pm

Title: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: Grafters Cleaning Services on January 25, 2008, 04:38:48 pm
Out working today when the phone rings .. “ring..ring..ring”
(me) hello, grafters cleaning services...jay speaking

(lady) can you give me a quote for window cleaning

(me) certainly, what area are you in?

(lady) locks heath

(me) i’m down there in the morning would you like me to call by and give you a quote?

(lady) can you not give it over the phone?

(me) no i need to see the property first

(lady) but i won’t be in tomorrow

(me) no proplem, i have your mobile number on my phone here, so i can look at your house then call you on your mobile with a price, if you’re happy with that i can do it then leave you a SAE and you can send me a cheque

(lady) oh okay then

(me) so what’s your address then

(lady) i’m sorry but i don’t give out my address

(me) long pause and followed by disbelief ........then DERRRR! How can i possibly give you a quote and even clean your windows if i don’t know your address?
(lady) oh yeh!
......................
Eventually she gives me her address but i have so say i’m a bit suspect or is she really that THICK?
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: cat9921 on January 25, 2008, 04:48:37 pm
What A dope,, be carefull on this one. She may not have the brain to understand WFP and complain about windows that are wet  :D
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: EasycleanWindows on January 25, 2008, 04:49:40 pm
never call her back with a quote shell knock you down get a few quote sheets run off and put it through the letter box that way she cant haggle you over the phone and its in writing end of
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: williamx on January 25, 2008, 04:50:30 pm
Why didn't you ask the women to pick you up, blindfold you, then take you too her home, then she be completly safe.  ;D
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: Tim Rose on January 25, 2008, 04:51:50 pm
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Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: cat9921 on January 25, 2008, 04:53:34 pm
Why didn't you ask the women to pick you up, blindfold you, then take you too her home, then she be completly safe.  ;D

LOL  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: Grafters Cleaning Services on January 25, 2008, 04:56:01 pm
never call her back with a quote shell knock you down get a few quote sheets run off and put it through the letter box that way she cant haggle you over the phone and its in writing end of
i never haggle, my price is my price
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: Grafters Cleaning Services on January 25, 2008, 04:56:41 pm
Why didn't you ask the women to pick you up, blindfold you, then take you too her home, then she be completly safe.  ;D
nice one ;D
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: Grafters Cleaning Services on January 25, 2008, 04:57:36 pm
(http://www.baronbob.com/firebellalarmclockfull.jpg)
nice one rosy ;D
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: Tosh on January 25, 2008, 06:16:46 pm
Why didn't you ask the women to pick you up, blindfold you, then take you too her home, then she be completly safe.  ;D


 ;D ;D;D
Title: Re: Silly Lady!!!
Post by: xxmattyxx on January 25, 2008, 08:26:59 pm
Sounds like my Mum, I'd bin her if I was you.

 ;D  ;D

 :o

Matt