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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: easy clean on January 17, 2008, 09:23:20 pm

Title: conducted an experiment.
Post by: easy clean on January 17, 2008, 09:23:20 pm
had a spare tds meter lying around and thought i'd do a couple of readings:

tap water (cold)  360
tap water (hot)  760
urine 355    with a l;ittle x16 showing on the tds meter

i was shocked :o   thats the highest reading i've ever seen.

moral of the experiment, if someone doesn't pay............. ;)
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: windowwashers on January 17, 2008, 09:25:16 pm
had a spare tds meter lying around and thought i'd do a couple of readings:

tap water (cold)  360
tap water (hot)  760
urine 355    with a l;ittle x16 showing on the tds meter

i was shocked :o   thats the highest reading i've ever seen.

moral of the experiment, if someone doesn't pay............. ;)
the tip is dont use urine to clean windows, as to get alot of it it is going to take quite a feww beers to produce the amount of water, have you tested your urine after a night on the beer ?
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: windowwashers on January 17, 2008, 09:29:41 pm
no have you???
havent got another spare tds meter now, would have been good to see what it was after a night out ;D
I did test beer (fosters and the tds was well high, glad really as would be a waste cleaning windows and my van with it, also very expensive. I think my finding on beer tds is on wfp training acad
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: scud on January 17, 2008, 09:41:02 pm
  I once sort off cleaned someones windows with urine.

  I am not proud of this, but it made me feel better at the time - a couple of years back running up to xmas a customer rang me to say I had cleaned her windows while she was out, but se wanted the insides of the conservatory doing and she was mad that I had done them while she was at work, which I do every month!

  Anyway she went on and on, so I said allthough I am busy I will come and do it, it was a fair way out of my way too. When I got there she started again, not wanting to drop the customer as it is in the middle of a big run, I went to my van to get my stuff and had a crafty pee in my bucket prior to cleaning the windows!!

  Revenge is fun!
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: jampot on January 17, 2008, 09:43:09 pm
  :o :o  SHOCKING  :o :o ;D
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: [GQC] Tim on January 17, 2008, 10:11:41 pm
People like you give us window cleaners a bad name.
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: xxmattyxx on January 17, 2008, 10:24:55 pm
Along with the local gook restaurant that sells dead rat as a fry-up, the local pakistani restaurant that was closed down for having cock-roaches, the local plumber for urinating in a customers cold-water tank in their loft rather than climbing out of the loft and going to the bathroom, along with the landscape gardener I once saw having a dump behind the conifers, along with the local sparky for false claims about the dangers of my next door-neighbours perfectly safe internal house wiring


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It happens...............
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: Tim Rose on January 17, 2008, 10:28:01 pm
I can't remember the last time I had a dump in the conifers.      Not that long ago, granted, but dont make a habit out of it.
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: xxmattyxx on January 17, 2008, 10:30:37 pm
After reading your posts (Tim I think isnt it?) I have come to the conclusion that you are a lunatic, please, dont take this post as an indication that Im trying to encourage you  ;D
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: mark dew on January 18, 2008, 03:04:35 am
she shouldn't have taken the pi55.
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: Paul Coleman on January 18, 2008, 04:46:47 am
had a spare tds meter lying around and thought i'd do a couple of readings:

tap water (cold)  360
tap water (hot)  760
urine 355    with a l;ittle x16 showing on the tds meter

i was shocked :o   thats the highest reading i've ever seen.

moral of the experiment, if someone doesn't pay............. ;)

Blimey.  Are your kidneys OK?
Title: Re: conducted an experiment.
Post by: Paul Coleman on January 18, 2008, 04:49:40 am
  I once sort off cleaned someones windows with urine.

  I am not proud of this, but it made me feel better at the time - a couple of years back running up to xmas a customer rang me to say I had cleaned her windows while she was out, but se wanted the insides of the conservatory doing and she was mad that I had done them while she was at work, which I do every month!

  Anyway she went on and on, so I said allthough I am busy I will come and do it, it was a fair way out of my way too. When I got there she started again, not wanting to drop the customer as it is in the middle of a big run, I went to my van to get my stuff and had a crafty pee in my bucket prior to cleaning the windows!!

  Revenge is fun!

I can't really see the point of that because it's only revenge if the person knows you've done it.  Having said that, I did dunk the applicator into a cleanish looking puddle once on a flat roof to save going down the ladder to the bucket.